Give her a little bit more time
Apparently, the bars and the cells in her neighbourhood have very poor 3g reception.
We're distraught to report that thesp Lindsay Lohan has ignored a recent Twitter request for a few words on our Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) mission - the audacious namesake ballocket initiative which will see her moniker written gloriously across the stratosphere. Our tweet to Lindsay Lohan No doubt Ms Lohan …
I'd like to thank the people who are providing the support--money, equipment, and brains--for this effort. When I first saw it, I thought it was just somebody's weekend project, but reading more and seeing the comments of Lester Haines and others, I've found it to be much more serious. (And as a longtime Linux user and user of Samba, adding Andrew Tridgell to the mix definitely added to its status.)
Anyway, thank you to all the people who are making this possible.
Really, if that is the best you can do...
I quite enjoyed seeing a *lot* of her in The Canyons.
I'll give due that she did a good job in that production, especially considering the challenging environment.*
We'll see if she rises to stardom again or falls into substance abuse again.
*The Canyons had the male lead that is a porn star in the real world. Needless to say, she freaked out on a couple of scenes and had a director with an extremely firm hand. Said director explained it to her quite kindly, "If you screw *this* one up, you are done forever in this town."
He was speaking the rather unpleasant truth to the young woman.
Still, nice body, good acting. Not my type though, my type is largely in museums and labeled various dinosaurian names. ;)