Apple: I am not dead yet
The Dead Collector: What?
Fandriods: Nothing. There's your ninepence
Apple: I'm not dead
The Dead collector Ere he says he's not dead
Fandriod:Yes he is
Apple: I'm not
the dead collector: He isn't
Fandriod: Well he will be soon he very ill
Apple: I'm getting better I sold nine million iphone's
Fandriod: look your not fooling anyone.
the dead collector: can't take him like that against regulations
Fandriod: Look he won't be long another 5 minutes
Apple: I feel happy
the dead collector: can't going down to rim they lost 5 executives already
Apple: I think I will go for a walk
Fandriod: look do us a favour