I know that it's a very old scam
. . . but that is priceless just for the wholesale slaughter of the English language.
They get about a bit, the Lads from Lagos, and evidently couldn't resist a quick jaunt to Libya, where they've stumbled across a vast wad of wonga. We've said it before and we'll say it again: we do wish the lads would invest a small portion of their riches beyond the wildest dreams of avarice on a decent guide to the English …
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ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-Washington Field Office
601 4th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20535
Website: www.fbi.gov
It has been discovered that your contract/inheritance/winning FUND was about being transferred to an unknown account under your name. This
attempt was perpetrated by someone who claims to be working for you, and that you have given him due authority to have the FUND moved to
the account specified below:
SOUTHWESTERN FEDERAL CREDIT UNION
WESCORP 924 OVERLAND COURT
SAN DIMAS, CA 91772. USA.
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 322079133
ABA/ROUTING NUMBER: 1220-41-21-9
SHARETYPE NO.: 25
FINAL CREDIT HABIB FENZI AND CO. (Beneficiary).
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I.) waded in after being alerted by the supposed bank. We investigated and found that there is a
possible money laundering activity in play.The FUND US$10,500,000.00(Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) was found to
be deposited in Bank of America in your name pending your consent to have it transferred to the new account indicated above. It was further
revealed that initial FUND transfer originated from Nigeria to England and now here in Bank of America in USA.
These transfers did not follow due process in line with the international FUND transfer rules and regulation.Consequently,we suspect this
be a terrorism funding, drug related fund deposit and/or money laundering. As stated above, the FUND has your name on it; and you must have
it cleared of any connection with any of these illegal activities.Be informed that FAILURE to have this cleared out will attract a JAIL
TERM.We will not hesitate to visit the full weight of the law upon you if you do not clear this fund.There is every indication that you are
involved in this shady deal.
Finally, you are expected to have the CLEARANCE DOCUMENT obtain from where the FUND originated from to have you and your fund cleared. Only
then shall we release your FUND as clean money devoid of any illegality, and you will be free of any involvement. To this end, you are to
contact Mr. Peter Anderson of the Anti Graft Department of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (E.F.C.C.) Nigeria and have the
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL of TRANSFER (DIST) CLEARANCE DOCUMENT obtained. Contact him through this direct email
address: efcc.antigraftnigeria@qatar.io .Note that you have 72hrs to obtain this crucial Documentation.
This has to be cleared!
You are warned!
Faithfully Yours
Robert S. Mueller III
FBI Director
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-Washington Field Office
601 4th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20535
www.fbi.gov
Note that they arent asking for money, threatening me with jail if i dont reply! Helicopters because thats what the fbi will need to get me here in the UK
I think I can get away with offering one really useful tip for the 419ers:
Normal English-speaking people do not ever use the term 'monies'!
This has probably got something to do with the fact that money is a collective noun, of which there can be a little or lots. There is no such thing as 'a money'.
Of course in some specific areas of finance the term will be heard more frequently. It's just that your regular guy on the street will not be used to hearing it and therefore it immediately should arouse suspicion.
... the term "monies" _is_ sometimes used by the stuffier type of financial or legal person.
I have no idea how "monies" differs from "money". I suspect it's a kind of euphemism. Market traders and the like may soil their hands with "money", but we are accountants/solicitors/bank managers, and we only handle "monies" - cf "funds".
And why is "monies" the plural of "money", when "monkeys" is the plural of "monkey"?
"I want this luggage to move out from Libya immediately, i will make arrangement how to meet up, with you in any country of your choice"
Any country? Can you meet me at Heathrow? I'll call for a driver to pick you up, I'll get him to wear a name badge so you can find him, his name is Mr. "Police"
I'm sure I read somewhere that the atrocious spelling and grammar of the Lagos lads’ posts was actually a neat psychological trick.
The idea being that the email would suck in the terminally stupid – no surprises there! – but would also tempt a few cleverer folk. These clever folk would realise it was a scam, but they’d reckon that as the scam was being perpetrated by a bunch of clearly illiterate morons, they’d be able to turn it around and so scam the scammers!
Some folk are too clever by half… the scammers realise that... and hope that these “clever folk” will try to prove it.
Here's a different twist. The boys are in Beijing with a Guinness and the contact person is Pedro.
Guinness Breweries International Lottery Promotion
Guinness House,N99 Raffles Place,
Beijing,China (ASIA DISTRICT).
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Our Reference: GUS/2010/0098/010.
Our Batch: GUS01/2010/GUS
Dear Lucky Winner,
This is to inform you that your email ID have won you a prize money of USD$1,000,000.00(One Million United States Dollars)For Guinness International Lottery promotion which is organized by Guinness Breweries Company China,Your Email-ID was selected as one the lucky winner in This Year 2011 Guinness Breweries Company Promotion, And Your E-Mail Address Was Submitted as one Of the Winner For the Year 2011. After E-Mail Address are Been Submitted to us for the Random Selection By Microsoft Corporation,we only select ten people as our winners,through electronic balloting System without the winner applying.
These are your Identification Numbers:
REF: GUS/2010/0098/010
BATCH: GUS01/2010/GUS
WINNING NUMBER: GUS/00007/2010
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
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1.Full Name:....
2.Contact Address:....
3.Sex:....
4.Date Of Birth:......
5.Marital Status:......
6.Nationality:......
7.State:......
8.City:.......
9.Zip Code:......
10.Occupation:......
11.Tel/Fax Number:.....
To file for your claim, please fill and submit your verification form to our claims manager immediately via email for the release of your winning funds.
(CLAIMS MANAGER)
Contact Person: Mr.Pedro Lee.
Tele:+8613729846401
Email: guinnessspecialaward@yahoo.com.cn
Congratulation Once More And Please Do Not Forget to help the poor in the society when Guinness Breweries Company makes you a Beneficiary.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Shen's Lin
Online Promotion Announcer,
Guinness Breweries Lottery Promotion,
China,(ASIA DISTRICT).