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In its most recent quarterly earnings report, Microsoft highlighted its increasingly popular Surface line as the growth leader in its More Personal Computing line of business. Surface led the category with 61 per cent growth in constant currency, a rise driven by the top products in the line, the Surface Pro 4 tablet and the …

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  1. handle

    "the stylus became part of the detritus... in the bottom of my laptop bag"

    Yes, that was a big mistake - unlike Samsung Notes, there is no holster for the stylus. I'd much rather have a slightly less comfortable slimmer stylus than none at all because it's been lost or left at home. Oh, and as it knows when the stylus is in the holster, it can be programmed to save power by not looking for it when it knows it's not there.

  2. MonkeyCee

    You're doing it wrong

    The writer appears to have no real idea of how to deal with faulty goods.

    The important rules here are whatever consumer guarantees apply in your country/state, and "paper is magic".

    First, check your consumer rights. If they can sell you something, and you only have 30 days and that's it, then tough luck, stop whining. If not, then when the sales droid insists they can't, get them to confirm it in writing, right there and then. Won't accept my return for some bullshit? Please write out your bullshit, so I can file a complaint.

    Proving you're a difficult/savvy customer will often result in a sudden "one off" replacement of your device.

    Then, once your sales grunt has denied you, and given you a reason for (written, they'll claim all sorts of shit if you rely on talking or email), then lodge a return request or complaint with the manufacturer. Not make bitchy comments on twitter, or contact support. Complaints or returns, and send a real letter.

    The reason for all this laws, writing and sending real letters is that Legal cares about it. If you're going to spaff off at the easiest channels, then suck it up, they'll ignore you. If you bother to go through their (undoubtedly roundabout and inconvenient by design) return/complaints channels, and bother to fill in the paperwork, and send a letter noting what laws they are violating, they will pay attention.

    Not only does this work with your usual physical goods, if you want someone to take your complaint seriously, then write a real letter. Because paper is magic. And the courts value paper >>> email, since it has an "independent" truth.

    So darling writer, instead of twattering, emailling and writing articles about it, write complaints/returns a letter, and see what happens. You may well be shit out of luck for a refund (unless you can prove it lost you money) but you should be able to wrangle a replacement.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    My generic Dell Inspiron laptop does this perfectly

    Running Linux. Yes, Linux, which had problems with entering sleep mode properly for years due to undocumented bugs in ACPI.

    Pretty sad that Microsoft's flagship product is such a piece of shit, but I'm hardly surprised at their attitude once they've got your money. That's why once people buy hardware from Microsoft, they never do so a second time. Unless they're a glutton for punishment, or just stupid.

  4. OffBeatMammal

    Not just the Four and Book, the Three has the same issue... in fact the overheating in my bag was a suspect in rapidly diminishing battery life (getting 40% of original charge a year on).

    Windows 10 and the Surface devices are disappointing. Sadly MacBook hardware hasn't improved much since 2012 either so options are limited (at least OSX is better behaved, unless you are a gamer)

    Run 'powercfg /energy' to check your battery health...

    1. OffBeatMammal

      Oh, and turn off Connected Standby on battery. That shit likes to suck the life out of your battery

    2. antiquam bombulum

      I had a similar, but not identical problem with my SP3. It would occasionally overheat while asleep, but that problem went away, to be replaced by one in which the Surface Cover driver would drop out of the list of devices in Device Manager. Naturally the keyboard would stop working. I would have to do a full re-start to get it back. This grew more frequent till it would happen as quickly as an hour after the last one. Once this phase of losing the keyboard driver every hour began, it also acquired the Sleep of Death syndrome too. Two 'nuke from orbit' system reinstalls failed to cure it. It was replaced under my extended warranty with a Surface Pro 4 and I have had zero problems in the 4 months I've had it. I took the option of purchasing a third-party 3-year extended warranty again (the original problem occurred after 14 months so the manufacturer's warranty had expired). Mine was diagnosed by the insurer's tech people as a motherboard problem. The fact that driver updates are not fixing these problems makes me suspect there may be windespread quality-control problems with the hardware. The things are a nightmare when they are not working properly, but this new one has been a delight.

  5. Wade Burchette

    $4000

    For that kind of cash, I could have bought a Windows 7 laptop with a 1 TB OPAL encryption SSD, non-touch 4K screen, and 16 GB of memory with money left over. I don't care how wonderful the Surface is -- and I have used a Surface so I agree it is an excellent product -- it is not worth that much money. I can name 101 things that would be a better use of my money.

  6. Kimberly Burgess

    I'm experiencing the same grief with my top end SB. I've taken to just shutting it down. Experienced the ”hot bag” when removing it from my carrying sleeve once so far. Sleep rarely resumes properly. I love the device, but this is annoying. At least it boots swiftly. Equally annoyed by Chrome crashing on the first startup after a boot.

  7. AndrueC Silver badge
    Meh

    Eventually I contacted Microsoft again by online chat

    Did you buy it from Microsoft? In the UK at least your contract is with the retailer and they should be the people you contact. Also at less than six months since purchase the assumption is that it's a manufacturing defect. Not sure how it works in the US but over here I'd just take the item back to the shop and demand a refund. It's not a slam dunk after more than 30 days but with something like a laptop it's unlikely they could refuse. They'd find it difficult to prove otherwise and most would just cave in and pay you to go away.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "Also at less than six months since purchase the assumption is that it's a manufacturing defect."

      Given that the problem seems to be hit and miss it certainly sounds like a manufacturing defect. Either faulty batches of some component, substitution of alleged-but-not-quite equivalents, different plants with different build quality or maybe different firmware builds. I'm no great fan of ISO9000 but ISTM that if they were meeting that they'd at least be consistently bad - or good.

  8. AdamKR

    My original Surface Pro didn't have any issues under 8.1, has turned into a bit of a pile of shit with regards to sleep under Windows 10. Shame, I really like the Surface hardware and *you would think* that hardware and OS from the same company would Just Work.

  9. Cypherdude

    Do Your Research Before Buying Anything Expensive

    If you are going to spend $4K on a tablet, you'd better do your research. It doesn't matter who is selling it. 5 years ago I bought both my Lenovo 15.6" i5 laptop and another Lenovo 15.6" laptop model for someone else. Neither is giving any problems. Although, they are bit slow since they both have 5400 RPM HDD's. I upgraded both to 8GB RAM. I've been intending to upgrade the HDD on my laptop for some time and I'm glad I waited since SSD's are getting cheaper. For my main desktop PC, I researched every single part which went into it. You can see my PC I use everyday by searching (see first & last 2 minutes): video pwNJto6VWE8

    It appears the quality of many products, not just laptops and tablets, has dropped in the last few years. Since you were going to spend $4K on a tablet, which is a large amount for a tablet, you really should have learned everything you could have about the Surface Book.

    Personally, I would never spend that much on a tablet, especially since it's something I would only use on the road. Imagine if someone stole it. The most I would spend on a new laptop, and I still like my Lenovo i5, would be on a new Lenovo Flex 3 15.6" i7 16GB. The Flex 3 also has a touchscreen and can fold 2 ways.

    Thanks for writing about the Surface Book's sleep/crashing problem though.

  10. FlippingGerman

    My SP4 does this, always has since the day I bought it. The red light for the IR camera comes on, but the screen stays resolutely black, and generally requires a two-button restart to fix (hold down power and volume up for ages).

    My solution is to hibernate after just 10 minutes - any longer and I can't trust it to come on again. Hibernate isn't too bad though, it's awake in less than 30 seconds, but it's far from ideal.

    Microsoft seem to be doing their best to be regarded as arseholes about the whole thing - forced Win10 updates, and shitty Surface support. Not bad for a £1400 machine.

  11. rhydy

    Statutory rights

    In many countries consumer law would overrule any policy on refunds. In the UK I am confident that statutory rights would apply in a case where a device had a faulty sleep function. In which case the retailer would get one chance to remedy the situation (replacement) then if it still isn't working as it should a full refund would be expected. I think we have 12 months.

    Hopefully your refund would include office and then you could use libre office and save hundreds.

  12. Captain Badmouth
    Terminator

    UK consumer rughts

    http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/shopping/consumer-rights-refunds-exchange

    Lots of links on here.

    Take it to (small claims?) court, guys!

    Icon : Your friendly, neighbourhood M$ IT support droid.

  13. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    What do you expect from a Microsoft laptop? It's running Windows. Windows is a joke OS.

    1. stephanh
      Linux

      Windows might very well be a joke OS, but other vendors appear to be able to produce laptops which are capable of running it somewhat competently.

      My personal theory is that Microsoft believes its own documentation, or, perhaps more correctly, doubting the documentation on the flag-ship Windows product is a career-limiting move. Therefore they produce a laptop which would have worked under Windows if Windows worked as advertised. Other vendors are not under such delusions.

      Chances are the SB will run fine under Linux, though...

  14. Novatone

    Possible fix, Based on Surface Pro 4

    The Surface Pro 2 had a similar problem, it would stick in sleep/wake limbo you had to hard boot to get it to do anything occasionally, the problem is largely fixed now, by firmware and driver updates that were pleasantly automatic.

    I had the problem on my Surface Pro 4 as well, dead battery, hot in the bag, etc.

    Here is the basic work around, disable Windows Hello (Settings > Accounts > Sign-In Options)

    Disable connected standby on battery (Settings > System> Power and Sleep)

    I may have changed some other settings but I can't remember.

    The problem seems to be caused by wake being triggered accidentally, the system wakes at the slightest touch of the power button (I accidentally put mine to sleep as I typed that by brushing the power button accidentally while using the on-screen keyboard near the top of the screen) it also wakes when the power cord is connected or disconnected.

    With the face recognition turned on it will not give up and go back to sleep, it just runs flat out looking for a face until the battery is dead or it overheats (or it did the last time I used it).

    I submitted a feedback suggestion, disabled 'hello' and really haven't had a problem since.

  15. oiseau
    WTF?

    Really?

    I'm rather baffled. Maybe because it's saturday and all, but ...

    Is this an unexpected attitude from M$?

    Is anyone truly surprised at all?

    I would think that by now (it's 2016, OK?) everyone would know what to expect from Microsoft, both software and hardware wise.

    Have a good week-end.

  16. jrd

    Windows sleep

    I've run two Lenovo laptops running XP and Windows 7 for the last 5 years - both sleep reliably (very occasional problems with applications which stop the machine sleeping but they are easy to spot).

    Must say I'd find an the inability to sleep/resume reliably as a dealbreaker for a laptop!

  17. Dwarf

    30 day warranty ?

    So, they are effectively claiming a 30 day warranty.

    Wow, just wow. You would have thought that :

    1. They might care about people actually buying their product (a far smaller group these days). and ensure that they are happy with the product. Bugs, Hardware problems or similar are all defects in the product.

    2. They may have heard about consumer protection laws.

    3. In the UK there is a law that requires companies to repair machines for up to 6 years after purchase.(Google for it, its really useful !)

    It seems that Microsoft is run by a bunch people who are just so far disconnected from reality that its untrue.

    This reminds me of the days when Sony used to be the "go-to" for TV and multimedia products. Times change. Others will replace them.

    I used to be Windows only, but now the only Windows I use is that that is at my customers offices.when they won't me me use something else.

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: 30 day warranty ?

      In the European Union there is a law that requires them to repair, replace or refund any consumer product with a manufacturing defect.

      There is no time limit.

      During the first 6 months, all faults are assumed to be manufacturing defects, unless obviously otherwise.

      This is one of the reasons the EU is great.

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  18. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    The Dilbert solution...

    http://dilbert.com/strip/1995-04-03

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sue them

    Don't know what your consumer protection laws are like in your state but here in the UK it would be a fairly simple small claims court case, both breach of contract (you requested a return within their stated returns period and was ignored) and product not fit for purpose/defective. If a complaint is genuine my experience is that most companies fold once they receive the court summons as actually offering some decent customer service is cheaper than defending a court case.

    1. Tannin

      Re: Sue them

      Any consumer protection law covers this.

      (If you have something called "consumer protection law" in your jurisdiction and it doesn't even cover a basic "goods faulty, refund or replacement required" situation like this one, then it isn't a consumer protection law at all.)

  20. ecofeco Silver badge

    This is NOT new

    The sleep and even hibernation of death has been around since XP. Along with sloppy as hell wifi management, I've been dealing with this shit for over a decade.

    1. Updraft102

      Re: This is NOT new

      Perhaps (I've only seen it once, and it was easily fixed by replacing the generic Windows drivers with the correct specific ones, but YMMV), but this is a state of the art, MS branded flagship device, fully up to date, with their latest and greatest OS installed.

      As at least one other poster hinted, Apple is the manufacturer of their hardware and the OS, and that's often cited (and rightfully so) as an advantage in quality assurance that doesn't exist in competing products. Now Microsoft releases such a product, a very costly one that has that same advantage, and... it doesn't work correctly.

  21. Howard Hanek
    Childcatcher

    A Modest Suggestion

    Microsoft probably didn't properly screen out those narcoleptic developers..........

  22. Aslan

    Open a dispute with credit card company

    Here in the USA sometimes a credit card company will offer special services in addition to simply a line of credit. I have a Chase Visa card and they offer 90 days of purchase protection. Chase while relentless bill collectors are pleasant when you pay on time. I've used the purchase protection in two instances. First I purchased a One Plus One aka discount Chinese flagship spec phone. The phone made a great tablet, but the cellphone reception varied with the atmospheric temperature to the point it was impossible to reliably use it as a phone. I went round and round with OnePlus about this wasting 16 hours with tech support enduring 6 system wipes and restores. OnePlus wanted to submit me to more of the same. I reported my problems to Chase and they said it sounded defective. They had me return the device and refunded my money same day. Second example. I tried an MVNO called FreedomPop and the first two months billing were fine, then a payment didn't go through, perhaps because I changed my billing address and didn't use the updated one. They cut my service off and refused to answer my calls over the holiday weekend. Yes, I understand people should get holidays, but they cut my phone off and refused to restore it greatly upsetting me. Finally on that Tuesday, They made me provide another card. They billed that, and updated the billing info. Then they charged the original card. The next month they billed both cards. I called them and they refunded it. It happened the following month. Again I called and refunded it, saying if it happened again I'd have to take the matter up with Chase. It happened again. Chase initiated a chargeback for me, and blocked FreedomPop from making any further charges to that account. FreedomPop refused to allow me to use their service after that and refunded me an additional months service.

    I also like to make purchases through Paypal, they're even better than Chase in their buyer protection.

    Here's some generic details of Chase's buyer protection with a CC. It varies per card.

    https://www.chase.com/content/chasecom/en/card-benefits/benefit-details/freedom_vp/purch_protect_500_v1.html

    Can repair, replace or reimburse you for eligible items in the event of theft or damage when items are purchased with an eligible Chase card or with rewards earned on an eligible Chase card

    Coverage is in excess of any valid and collectible insurance such as homeowner's insurance, or other forms of reimbursement

    Up to a maximum of $500 per claim and up to $50,000 per account

    So I'm not sure exactly how it would work in the authors case, but he might be able to get $500 back and keep the Surface 4, and that would be a nice punch in the gut to Microsoft.

  23. ro55mo

    $4000!

    If anything, ANYTHING went wrong with a $4000 laptop I would be in a rage beyond measure. Such a device should be perfect.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: $4000!

      Yes, the irony of a far more reliable Apple device being considerably cheaper is blistering :).

      Dear Microsoft, selling high value kit isn't just a matter of a bigger price tag and adding bling - it NEEDS TO WORK. Granted, that's a requirement you lost touch with over the many years you've been getting away with excuses, but I reckon this one is going to bite worse than Vista because you're not only of of excuses, with that price point you are also DIRECTLY affecting the decision makers. Uh oh..

      Wide, wide grin..

  24. Sil

    Very likely Intel's fault

    While I clearly agree Microsoft should own up to non working products and reimburse customers who use the sleep mode, it seems very likely that the problem originates in Intel's faulty 6th generation components.

    MSFT will remember for a long time what it's like to use brand new silicon.

    1. jaime

      Re: Very likely Intel's fault

      If this is true we should be getting tons of similar complaints from all the Apple folks buying the new Apple laptops with the new CPUs also.

  25. Tannin

    Back to the future indeed! This is exactly how sleep mode worked on Windows 95 and 98.

    Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

  26. Captain Badmouth
    Happy

    More consumer links

    http://www.legalbeagles.info/forums/showthread.php?171-Some-handy-guides-%28Sale-of-Goods-Act%29

    https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/consumer/

  27. PickledAardvark

    It isn't 1995 any longer...

    Addison Snell: "That may be a hefty price tag for a laptop, but I prefer to max out an initial configuration — not because I’m a power user or advanced gamer, but in hopes of prolonging my system’s lifespan and delaying the always painful process of migrating to a new system."

    The concept of buying IT kit a bit more nifty than you need at the moment -- future proofing -- has been around for decades. Depending on your circumstances, the concept may deliver dreadful/fantastic results.

    For those people who do compute intensive work, I've always believed in "buying twice" rather than future proofing. Buy a computer that is better than a conventional enterprise PC but half the price of a monster workstation, then use it for two years. After two years, swap it for the contemporary replacement. Over the four year cycle, you'll get more fun or MIPs.

    I've never used the migration systems proffered by Apple and Microsoft on personal computers for device changes, except for experimental purposes. I understand, however, that they work well. All of my stuff can be found in fewer than ten folder structures. Having recovered crap from family and friends crisis computers, I don't regard shifting it from a functioning PC to a new device as a difficult exercise.

  28. Sean Timarco Baggaley

    "Sleep", "Hibernate", etc. are engineering kludges.

    <RANT>

    I grew up using computers like the ZX81 and the RM Link 380Z, so I don't expect anything like perfection. These days, I'm happy if I only find myself swearing at the f*cking machine once or twice a day. They're all shit. Every single manufacturer. Every OS. All of them. And don't get me started on the Internet, which is an entire onion's worth of circles of Hell unto itself.

    There are many, many things wrong with the IT industry, but Microsoft and Apple aren't one of them. It is notorious for fetishising its past, while rarely learning its lessons. After 30-odd years, I'm resigned to seeing few IT products on sale I would consider genuinely fit for purpose. Almost all of it is unspeakable shite. But I don't expect the moon on a stick from an industry so conservative and close-minded that it still thinks an ancient relic like Unix is cool.

    "Sleep", "Hibernate", etc. are all engineering kludges. They exist only because it takes so fucking long for a modern computer to boot up. A Sinclair ZX Spectrum or Commodore 64 could boot into a complete (albeit text-based) IDE in less than a second, while a modern laptop takes noticeably longer, regardless of its operating system, and despite the latter having many orders of magnitude more processing and graphics power, as well as an SSD for storage. Only in this industry can we take huge steps backwards and call it progress.

    And yet, somehow, operating systems based on Unix (or derived, however loosely from VMS) are still considered this industry's state of the art. Which is like Volkswagen or Toyota pointing and worshipping at the altar of British Leyland's engines and chassis designs.

    </RANT>

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Sleep", "Hibernate", etc. are engineering kludges.

      "There are many, many things wrong with the IT industry, but Microsoft and Apple aren't one of them"

      No, they are two of them

    2. ilmari

      Re: "Sleep", "Hibernate", etc. are engineering kludges.

      Sleep and hibernate are kludges fixing the high idle power consumption.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Sleep", "Hibernate", etc. are engineering kludges.

      I don't fully agree with your rant, partly because there's a lot more going on in a modern machine than the ZX Spectrum ever had to cope with, but I'm with you on boot times.

      I'm amazed that nobody has ever come up with the idea of bypassing the sort of checks that really don't need to be done every time to shorten the boot cycle. I enabled verbose reporting on bootups just to have a look at it and it's dreadful just how much time gets wasted there.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Sleep", "Hibernate", etc. are engineering kludges.

        " I enabled verbose reporting on bootups just to have a look at it and it's dreadful "

        What you need is systemd, surely?

    4. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: "Sleep", "Hibernate", etc. are engineering kludges.

      Cold booting Linux can be done in under half a second - if the hardware is known and immutable.

      Windows can also go quite fast, though nowhere near as fast as Linux.

      A lot of the time spent during boot of a modern OS is hardware detection - the OS is checking to see if anything has changed or is new, so it can seamlessly bring it up or handle "missing" components in a better way than a black screen of death.

  29. Howard Hanek
    Happy

    Mystery Solved

    .....I was curious about WHY you never hear of any of our drones using MS software.........

  30. Chika

    The POS system must not be questioned...

    POS? Piece Of Shit?

  31. Updraft102

    Given that this is a convertible tablet/laptop, it's one of the very few devices where continuum is useful. I doubt installing Linux is really an option for the author.

    Even so, UEFI doesn't present a problem for Linux. UEFI is not the same as secure boot, though secure boot is part of UEFI (in other words, you can have UEFI without secure boot, but secure boot requires UEFI). In most PCs with secure boot, you can simply turn secure boot off, though I would be surprised if a Microsoft device had that option. Even so, several Linux distros do support secure boot, though that working depends on the OEM putting the MS keys for non-Windows in the firmware, as far as I know, and I would again be surprised (shocked, really) if MS had put this into their products. MS wants you locked in to MS Windows more than any other maker, naturally. Any other OEM wants to serve the needs of the customer, but as we've seen lately, MS only wants to serve the needs of MS.

  32. Sir_Hops_A_Lot

    This has happened to me with the Surface 1,3 and 4...........and I just now noticed -for the first time - the virtual 10-key keyboard screen in Windows 10 doesn't have a flippin' comma anywhere. You have to tab back over to the qwerty screen.

    There's an exclamation point because....that's useful when you're typing big numbers: $2!435!654.99 but no comma.

    Those twits at MS aren't even trying.

  33. Deltics

    Sounds like what we have here...

    ... is a failure .... to HIIiiiibernate.

    Yip

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not acceptable at that price point...but I suspect Win 10 rather than hardware

    I might take a dodgy sleep/wake cycle on a $399 laptop, but at $3k and up you are playing against Macbook Airs, and they do this sort of thing flawlessly. Don't want to (over)state the bleedin' obvious but one of the reasons that the iPad was such a success was that you picked it up, woke it up and it was good to go. Right Then.

    I see this problem on W10 on my kid's HP Envy and it's bloody annoying. Since I very much doubt that the HP and the SP4 share any hardware, I can only assume it is W10. So I guess I am gonna have to code my own fix. Does anyone know if it is possible to run arbitrary commands (e.g PowerShell) and bind them to the power key?

  35. ben_myers

    'Sleep of death' may be more widespread

    I have dealt with many laptops running Windows 7 or 10 having very similar symptoms. My hunch is that they are related to the 'Sleep of death'. Here is what I have seen. Customer calls and says her system won't start up, even though she pushes the power button repeatedly. She brings system over, I remove the battery and hold the power button down for 30 sec, put the battery back and the system boots right up. Questioning customer, she tells me she closed the lid on her computer while it was still running and it went to sleep. Well, even sleeping, it draws power from the battery. Finally, the battery runs down to zero, and the system is in a deep coma. When the power button is pressed, the laptop does not respond for some reason known only to Microsoft. or, in their sometimes blithering incompetence, UNknown to them. This problem has been around Since windows 7. I don't know about earlier.

    HP seems to know about this problem:

    http://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Hardware-and-Upgrade-Questions/My-laptop-won-t-turn-on-when-I-push-the-power-button/td-p/1905373

    And it's not only an HPee problem. Happens with Lenovos, Dells, etc. It is a serious Windows problem, and maybe a pervasive hardware design problem.

    This all gets to to wondering whether or not Linux suffers from the same issue. I think I'll find out, setting up Linux Mint (as good as any) on a laptop, running down the battery to 5% charge or less, then closing the lid, and disconnecting the power. If the laptop starts up just fine from its sleep state and a fully discharged battery, the smoking gun will point a Microsoft. If the Linux laptop can't start up from its comatose state without intervention, then we know it is a serious design issue with laptops in general.

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