WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Sergei, now retired from sponsoring Coronation Street, can no longer afford glasses. He's still looking for the cake lady, and will guard his chocolate log with his life.

The manicurist said wait here, sit still, I won't be long.... 2 hours later....

Cupid Stunt

Rebekah Brooks pitches her new concept for Fox News

Down at the Microsoft store South Africa, there was much anticipation for the arrival of left over Windows 8 stock.

I'm going to have another crack at it with a second entry on the same theme.

Down at the Microsoft Store South Africa (Game reserve division) the manager waited patiently for the first Windows 10 machine shipments they had been assured were coming soon.

Ubuntu ... Maverick Meerkat...

"I was a penguin once!"

No, I am not Will.I.Am

But I am eligible to join his band!

...

No, our website only functions on Safari!

Sorry no phone service here, the trunk line is down.

"Ze next bastard who mentions da insurance and goes [squeek], better hope zey have cover for log damage."

"This log file had to be leached slowly. It took fifteen years to get to this size."

So much for log rolling being an easy way to improve sales of my new book.

Seriously, that's not a wig on Donald Trumps head ?

What app do I download to read the log ?

nice guys never get the girl

So the Spider gets the Girl and I get the Log

Oii!

I can see the pub from 'ere!!

Film Reference 1

My Timon this planet is brief...

Film Reference 2

your father is dead...that's the fast spinning platters of Life.

That HD is one sexy thing...

"I believe in meerkattles, Praise the Lord."

I'm so brilliant, the Russians named a space station after me.

Are you sure this is a Nail Bar?

I wanna tell you a story...

Max Bygraves reincarnated!

Star Claws!

Bit embarrassing, i've got me claws stuck.

Look!, Look!, i've just invented 'Air Piano'.

I'm practicing my 'rolling Pin' technique for"Bakeoff"

Well, it looks as though all that habitat of mine, that was cleared so that Western Digital could build their new manufacturing plant, was well worth it.

Sergei! What have you done to baby Olog?

Am I the only one who didn't miss the windows start button?

Harold’s escape plan was nearly complete. All he had to do now was push the log really hard at just the right moment.

(all together now...) "I’m a lumbercat and I’m okay…"

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap POUNCE!

Log on; log off. Log on; log off

"Muahaha!", though Boris, those humans will pay dearly for calling me a 'mere' cat!

Sysadmins everywhere fear for their jobs as scientists have now successfully trained meerkats to read logs, provided they are written in Braille.

Catfight!

(glass) breaking news...

"Two female keepers at London Zoo became embroiled in a vicious catfight over the llama keeper who ditched one and dated the other.

Kate Sanders, who works in the tiger and monkey enclosures, was given a final written warning and banned from Zoological Society of London events for two years for her part in the brawl."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11846084/London-Zoo-love-rivals-in-vicious-fight-over-llama-keeper.html

"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in!"

"I would like to welcome the heads of the five families from New York & Jersey".

"I demand a shrubbery!"

Meerkat+log+The Registers sense of humor.

Have i won?

EXCLUSIVE!

'Leader of Anonymous finally uncovered!'

Traditional keyboards are out of the question for this little chap

Right....which hand is it in?

He's probably thinking...

"Just how many HDD's did Western Digital give to The Register?"

"Windows 10 or Ubuntu, Windows 10 or Ubuntu.......hmm"

Hi, could i have a Big Mac and fries and a small Pepsi, to eat in please.

"Could you help me please. I would like a refund on this 6TB HDD"

"Welcome to TravelLog, my names Serge, would you like a single or a double room?"