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The UK Independence Party is flogging multi-packs of rubber johnnies bearing the mug of former leader Nigel Farage. It is also unloading single packs for those more realistic about their chances of bedding someone this weekend or beyond. The prophylactics, being peddled by UKIP’s youth wing - Young Independence – from their …

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  1. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    She says...

    "Wow! What a prick"

    "Why, thank you"

    "No, not you, that image on the wrapper"

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  2. MJI Silver badge

    Not needed

    Most out voters I know are too old to breed or are not marriage material.

    So not needed.

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  3. Teiwaz

    Could be worse

    Reese Mogg dildos

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Could be worse

      Corbyn butt plugs?

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      1. Teiwaz
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        Re: Could be worse

        Corbyn butt plugs?

        Doesn't really match the marketing theme of Brexit leadership inspired marital aides.

        I've no idea which way the opposition would jump on brexit though too often in the last few years they've not opposed or abstained over the stupider pieces of legislation (new and new old labour).

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      2. MJI Silver badge
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        Re: Could be worse

        That is called a garden gnome

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  4. Rob Moir

    I always thought Farage was one of the inspirations for birth control.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I always thought Farage

      was one of the inspirations for birth control.

      You are confusing him with the current Labour cabinet...

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  5. jonfr

    UKIP are criminals

    Based on what I am seeing it clear that UKIP is a group of criminals pretending to be political party. Once UK rejoins the EU in few years (2025 - 2030) UKIP and political parties that are like them are going to in the dustbin of history.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Once UK rejoins the EU in few years

      @jonfr

      What makes you think we'll let you back in?

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      1. Toni the terrible Bronze badge
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        Re: Once UK rejoins the EU in few years

        I dunno after the war with putin's russia they may need some of the little resouces we still have

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        1. Chris G
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          Re: Once UK rejoins the EU in few years

          If Europe is in a war with Russia, the only resource the UK will have is glass, that and a few radioactive Highland or Welsh sheep.

          The UK is only leaving the EU not NATO.

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      2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge
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        Re: Once UK rejoins the EU in few years

        What makes you think we'll let you back in?

        Our cute and winning personalities?

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  6. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Joke

    Young Tories

    May get the idea and market rubber johnnies bearing the mug of former leader David Cameron...

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  7. Eeep !

    Kitemark?

    Assuming the UKIP purchasers would want to know it wasn't just CE.

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  8. Chronos
    Stop

    Heh.

    Surely a condom means you don't have to pull out? Who thought this was a good match to their member-ship?

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Heh.

      This is why I figured one of their internet shitposters was involved.

      Dankula gave a speech at the conference after all.

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      1. Anonymous Coward
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        Re: Heh.

        Please don't encourage the National Socialist Parents' Basement Party by linking to them. Thank you.

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  9. Anonymous Coward
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    I can only think of two reasons anyone would want to remain in the EU - ignorance or stupidity.

    It's disfunctional and heavily undemocratic. I won't bother saying more, as this panel of MEPs of will explain it far better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbUGej05bLA

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    1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge
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      It's disfunctional and heavily undemocratic

      Like Westminster you mean? One house utterly unelected but rather selected from amongst the cronies of the present government and the other filled with people who are commanded not to vote how their voters wish but rather along pre-determined party lines?

      Very little about our current system is terribly democratic (probably becuase it doesn't work terribly well with large groups of people - even the ancient Greek Democracies didn't work terribly well and they were only small groups of citizens.)

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  10. jerryr

    Condoms from a protestant youth group

    There was a similar case last year in Germany. A protestant youth group had packets printed with the best known quote of Luther's "Here I stand, I can do nothing else". The bishop wasn't amused, and had the articles impounded.

    A report (in German) is to be seen on https://www.zeit.de/news/2017-03/17/kirche-kirche-stoppt-kondome-mit-luther-spruechen-17145406

    Jerry

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  11. Potemkine! Silver badge

    Very good idea, let's them distribute as many condoms as possible. The less they will reproduce the better.

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  12. Wolfclaw

    UKIP served it's purpose and needs to too just die a graceful death. We need a true 3rd political option, that isn't contaminated by the usual poltical faces jumping ship from other parties and ending up with another LibDem waste of space !

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  13. Jedit Silver badge
    Trollface

    Instructions for use

    1) Open packet carefully to avoid damage to the condom.

    2) Hold the condom by the nipple and gently roll it over the head of the penis.

    3) Do not remove until he stops breathing.

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  14. Pat Harkin
    Coat

    Back in 2010, boy band JLS released their own branded condoms https://www.amazon.co.uk/JLS-Durex-Extra-Safe-Condoms/dp/B007FMGC4E

    It was said to be the perfect brandsing exercise, as teenage girls would sob uncontrollably when they split...

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