back to article BoJo, don't misuse stats then blurt disclaimers when you get rumbled

As we all know, there are "lies, damned lies, and statistics". No doubt that line will be pulled out again to bolster the case for British Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson against Sir David Norgrove, head of the UK Statistics Authority, who has made it clear he's unimpressed with Boris's use of the stats. Norgrove criticised …

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              1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                Re: RE: Sabroni

                Which bit do you think is undemocratic?

                I'd go for the bit where our parliament gives us very little say (one vote every five years or so) and no control over how our money is spent. A parliament which is arguably much less democratically accountable than the institutions of the EU, as it is currently led by a monomaniac who is hell-bent on subverting the representative democracy of the parliament and ruling by edict.

                Of course leaving the EU will make this more democratic. I am also the last Tsar of Russia, and have this lovely bridge to sell if you're interested...

              2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                Re: RE: Sabroni

                "Which bit do you think is undemocratic?"

                The ratification process.

                A constitutional change on such a scale ought to receive a popular supermajority* (as, of course should a decision to leave). It's possible that if Maastricht and Lisbon had been properly explained they would have received that. It's possible but I suspect it wouldn't have happened and that very different treaties would have had to be negotiated.

                That means that there is a democratic deficit that Leave was based on. However it doesn't justify the ensuing rhinectomy.

                *Being told to vote again until you get the right answer doesn't count!

            1. batfink

              Re: RE: Sabroni

              Damn Mark110 beat me to it.

              Would I guess that you didn't vote in the European elections then? Can you name any of your MEPs?

              1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

                Re: RE: Sabroni

                Would I guess that you didn't vote in the European elections then?

                Correct. I live in a non-UK EU country and have not registered to vote for that pointless sinecure of a Parliament.

                Can you name any of your MEPs?

                No.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: vote for that pointless sinecure of a Parliament.

                  but bitching about it feels great! :)

          1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

            Re: RE: Sabroni

            It's not like the EU is forcing us to spend the rebate on chocolate teapots. The money will be spent anyway, probably on the same things that the rebate would cover anyway.

            If we had full and complete control of everything (which we're aiming to achieve by closing our eyes and pretending we're the only ones in the room), I'd expect the percentage of that budget that would be spent differently would be fairly miniscule.

            Boris, the human clickbait.

          2. Keith Langmead

            Re: RE: Sabroni

            " "We don't have control over the rebated money as we're told how to use it."

            We are not told how to use it. That is bollocks."

            Whether we're told how to spend or it's agreed democratically how we have to spend makes little difference, unless you're willing to stop funding all of those things in the UK that we currently use that rebate for, you can't claim to suddenly have extra cash. For instance some of it comes back to us as farm subsidies... we'll still need to find that money from somewhere unless there's some magical way to stop paying farmers without them all going out of buisness over night.

        1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
          Unhappy

          "We don't have control over the rebated money as we're told how to use it. "

          So the words are correct but the sentence is a lie?

          Yes, that sound like Bozzer at work all right.

    1. Mark 110

      Being correct in his wording does not mean that what he said wasn't intended to mislead. It was populist rhetoric using a truth to support a misleading argument. He was using the statistics to claim that leaving the EU will give us more money to spend - all experts agree that this is unlikely to be true.

      Will the UK get full control over how the £350 million is spent?

      Yes

      Will the UK have a net £350 million more available to spend?

      No. In actuality we are likely to have less to spend than we do now.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        >No. In actuality we are likely to have less to spend than we do now.

        I've seen figures suggesting that the currency devaluation is currently costing about £300m per week. It is near enough to wipe out any gains from not paying contributions.

        Add in the "divorce bill", and we are probably looking at an overall loss to the UK budget of £350m per week for the next 2-3 years.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        sadly, voting is based not on actual discussion of actual figures, it's based on, well, pretty paint job of a bus. Again, and again, and Britain is no exception.

        On one hand, hurrah for humans for being so consistent over the course of history. But then - why can't we so f... consistent at applying reasonal thinking?!

        by the way, I would understand why people who originally, in 1970s, voted to join the EEC, an economic club, now voted out, because the club is becoming something else entirely. But then, it wasn't the reason people voted out now...

    2. caffeine addict

      Being 100% technically accurate and 100% misleading is the holy grail for a politician, isn't it?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        sadly, being 100% accurate, or even 1% accurate, doesn't matter (regardless of the misleading bit). Clearly, you can be inaccurate, wrap your shit in shiny paint and people will ignore the smell and vote for it anyway.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          people will ignore the smell and vote for it anyway.

          At least they got a vote, which is more than we did for the particularly malodorous turds laid in Maastricht and Lisbon.

    3. codejunky Silver badge

      @ Tigra 07

      Being correct isnt enough. It must also pander to the preconceived conclusion of the reader or it is a lie. Personally I would prefer him to stop chucking that figure around and still think his official leave campaign was geared toward making the remain campaign look good.

  1. The Axe

    Words not stats

    Boris is right, Jane is wrong as is Norgrovery. The wording is the importantime bit not the figures. Control is the key.

    1. Martin an gof Silver badge

      Re: Words not stats

      Control is the key

      Maybe, but some of us - frankly - trust Westminster to do sensible things with the money even less than we trust Brussels. The amount of "objective one" (or whatever it's called this month) funding that has flowed into parts of the UK that will simply disappear (note there have been no clear promises from Westminster about carrying on this funding) post Brexit is embarrassing.

      What I haven't seen yet is a proper calculation of the real net profit / loss of stepping outside the club, even one that makes assumptions about things like tariffs that haven't yet been decided (though I think More or Less did something around the time of the referendum?). Whatever the actual figure, one thing for sure is that it will be substantially less than £350M/wk. My guess is that it'll be below £100M, but I'm basing that on nothing more than a gut feeling.

      M.

      1. annodomini2

        Re: Words not stats

        You haven't because no one knows and you won't because it will be politically unpalatable.

      2. veti Silver badge

        Re: Words not stats

        My guess is that it'll be below £100M, but I'm basing that on nothing more than a gut feeling.

        My guess would be that it might be in the ballpark of £100M, but if you look at it in any other currency - or purchasing power parity - it'll be closer to minus £2900M. Did you see how the pound tanked after the referendum?

        The pound in your pocket is worth about 80% of what it was at the beginning of last year. Spread across £772 billion of public spending, that means what the government gets to spend now - measured in terms of what it will actually pay for - is about £3 billion per week less than it was before the referendum.

        So yeah - if Boris has a plan to claw back every penny of that £350 million, he'll still be looking at a humungous hole in the public purse.

  2. Peter 18

    Journalists

    Sadly Johnson, like Gove, comes from a journalism background: Being accurate doesn't matter. All that matters is getting attention. Sadly when real solutions and substance are needed, their approach, like detailed plans for Brexit, falls apart.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Journalists

      "real solutions and substance"

      Are things he's not worried about in the slightest. He's involved in the classic power struggle, he wants to rule us like the kings of old. Executive power to amend the stuff he's "taking back control" of without asking either us, or parliament. And like the Kings of old, he's scheming, plotting, lying and cheating to get the crown. I'd like a general election please, early next year, before they ruin anything else : it's time for a change.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Journalists

        "I'd like a general election please, early next year, before they ruin anything else : it's time for a change."

        Much as I agree with you, in the greater scheme of things, the "other side" already see the UK as having a weak negotiating position due to Mays snap election and loss of her slim majority. Having another election any time before Brexit along with the uncertainty of our position changing and possibly having to restart some of the negotiations would almost certainly be far worse than leaving the existing crowd to muddle along as they are.

        1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: Journalists

          Having another election any time before Brexit along with the uncertainty of our position changing and possibly having to restart some of the negotiations would almost certainly be far worse than leaving the existing crowd to muddle along as they are.

          Personally, I'd far prefer Kier Starmer (a man actually qualified for the job) to be negotiating with the EU than the total imbecile that is David Davis. Davis has made no noticeable progress in the negotiations, so even if we started again in a years time and rewound the negotiations right back, Starmer would probably get us more progress in a week than Davis will have managed in a year.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Journalists

            "Starmer would probably get us more progress in a week than Davis will have managed in a year"

            That assumes there's something of value to be obtained.

  3. Old Englishman

    The EU demands something more than £17bn a year of the UK. Divided by 52, that comes to £350m a week. In fact we have "rebates", and there is also EU spending back in the UK. That brings our net contribution to £200m.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      There are also various industries that are based in the UK because it is part of the EU. Other EU countries are now bidding to be their relocation centres. So there will be a loss of revenues and earnings that must also be factored in to the cost of leaving the EU.

    2. Tigra 07

      Yes, but since we're told how to spend the money that comes back Johnson's wording is correct that we will have full control of that £350M

      1. Can't think of anything witty...
        Stop

        No it's not.

        there are 3 main factors at work here:

        1) the money that we owe the EU each week

        2) The rebate that was negotiated

        3) money coming directly back into the UK from EU schemes

        there are also a bunch of other benefits which may/may not be benefits / costs - but lets look at the direct parts first.

        the figure for 1) is 350 million (or it was - it actually varies due to the economic output of the country, but we can use it to start).

        the rebate means that figure is reduced - i think by about 70.

        IMPORTANTLY, it is not the case that we sent 350 and get 70 back - we only send 280.

        we then get additional money back to spend on specific areas, as we pay into an EU budget for a program and then (sometimes) some of that money is spent in the UK. Estimates put this at about 50 (i think)

        my basic understanding of how accounting works suggests that in fact, we would budget to spend the 280, not the 350. Counting like Boris does means that you are effectively spending that money twice.

        To paraphrase Tim Harford:

        "You walk into a shop to buy a TV with a price of £350. But there is a deal on at the moment, meaning that the TV is only £280 and you can get 50 of netflix vouchers. the "true" asking price may be £350, but you only need to spend £280 to get it. you then get an additional benefit of the netflix vouchers but have to spend that on netflix. You decide not to buy the TV and spend the money on something else. How much money do you have to spend on the other thing? Answer: £280, not 350".

      2. Pen-y-gors

        "we're told how to spend the money"

        Yes but, no but...We spend the money on agreed programmes. e.g. Agriculture, infrastructure, regional development, which we would want to spend the money on anyway. And which May and friends say they will continue to pay. So are they going to be 'in control' in the future? Or if they're going to NOT spend the money on the schemes they've promised to continue supporting, then perhaps they should have told us before last June?

        1. Fonant

          Re: "we're told how to spend the money"

          We spend some of the after-rebate money on approved schemes, but the rebate is taken off the full-price EU contributions and is ours to do with what we will. We already have full control of the rebated amount - it's not part of any EU contribution.

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36040060

      3. jabuzz

        No the £350 million is wrong. Firstly it is a figure that the UK has *NEVER* sent rebate or no rebate. It is currently way less than £350 million without the rebate. Secondly there is no dictation on what we send the rebate on. So aside the £350 million figure being wrong even without the rebate, with the rebate it is even more wrong and misleading. Sure we would have control over the majority of the money, but actually a significant chunk is going to have to be spent on replicating things that are taken care of by the EU, and putting in new customs arrangements (think a lot more like 5000 extra staff).

        Also while we theoretically gain control, in reality at least for some considerable period of time we will have to keep the same levels of spending in the same places as the economic dislocation of not doing so would be ruinous.

        Of course BoJo does not care, because he is sufficiently wealthy that it matters not to him.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          "rebate"

          Yes, "rebate" implies that you spend the money and then later apply for and get some money back. What happens in reality is we get a discount, ie pay less than the full amount.

          I do wish the media would report this properly instead of parroting the politicians misleading PR.

      4. Richard 12 Silver badge
        Facepalm

        No. Boris is outright lying. It is flatly wrong, a lie, and if he wasn't a politician the ASA would have given him a ferocious gumming.

        It is 280 million (approx.)

        We have a discount voucher (instant rebate).

        Consider this:

        I join a club where the membership fee is normally £3.50 per week.

        I am special so I get a discount and pay £2.80 per week.

        If I leave the club, I have saved £2.80 because that's the amount I actually pay.

        I also can't use the members' bar anymore so my bar bill doubles...

      5. John Lilburne

        Except that if Tories have control over how to spend extra money, it won't be on the NHS, Schools, Pensions, or Welfare. It will be on kickbacks to jails, banks, financiers, and offshore tax funds.

    3. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      "The EU demands something more than £17bn a year of the UK. Divided by 52, that comes to £350m a week. In fact we have "rebates", and there is also EU spending back in the UK. That brings our net contribution to £200m."

      And not forgetting that some of that net contribution pays for EU institutions that we used to have here and closed down in their favour and will now have to rebuild from scratch.

  4. John Lilburne

    After you take the net figure having subtracted all the subsidies paid to agriculture and other EU payments to various schemes. There remains the additional costs of managing things that once were managed by the EU and now you have to do yourself. Like for instance ensuring that you have a workable import/export system in place, and that you can administer your trade deals between 190+ countries. They'll also have the additional expense of doing immigration control of EU citizens, etc. They'll need to manage the legal system that they are reclaiming from the EU and they'll need to police those laws too. The extra administrative costs they are taking on are substantial.

    1. Mark 110

      Agree - those additional costs to the taxpayer could easily be more than £350 million a week. Theres also the increased costs to private business of trading with the EU - those costs will be deducted off the tax take.

    2. Pen-y-gors

      Extra costs?

      Exactly - how much will it cost to create and run a Medicines approval agency, which will have to duplicate everything that the existing EMA does. At the moment we pay a proportion of the cost, now we'll have to pay the whole thing.

    3. Burb

      Apart from all of these concrete additional costs that you mention - and I have no idea how much they will add up to - unless we do manage to get all of these magical trade deals that offset the inevitable drop in our exports to the EU, the loss of inward investment in manufacturing that is currently predicated on our being in the EU, the loss of various jobs in the City and so on, it is likely that we will suffer a permanent drop in our GDP compared with what it would have been. IIRC, it would only need to be a 0.6% drop in GDP to wipe out the so called savings from our contributions.

  5. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

    Background

    This BBC Article tries to explain the £350 million rebate claim.

    www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36040060

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's worth noting that Norgrove is hardly some neutral mandarin, either. Sir David served as Thatcher's private secretary and her personal policy wonk between '85 and '88. As such he's the brains behind such far-left and europhile policies as the Poll Tax, Right to Buy and opposition to the ERM.

    So when he tells you you're being a numerically illiterate partisan hack, you'd better believe he knows what he's talking about.

    1. Scary Biscuits

      Another worthless appeal to authority. Apparently because Norgrove was a civil servant when Mrs Thatcher was Prime Minister, he's clearly far right. Actually, he was never 'her personal policy wonk' but her private secretary (think Bernard Manning in Yes Minister) responsible for organising her diary and personal correspondance.

      1. JamesPond
        Devil

        (think Bernard Manning in Yes Minister)

        @Scary Biscuits

        Keep taking the tablets.

        I have to say I never saw the politically incorrect Bernard Manning aka comedian and night club owner on Yes Minister or Yes Prime Minister. The Bernard Woolley character however was PPS to the PM.

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        "think Bernard Manning in Yes Minister"

        Sorry, but that exceeds even my imagination.

  7. Dr Stephen Jones
    FAIL

    Orwellian logic

    Johnson's original quote:

    "And yes – once we have settled our accounts, we will take back control of roughly £350 million per week. It would be a fine thing, as many of us have pointed out, if a lot of that money went on the NHS, provided we use that cash injection to modernise and make the most of new technology."

    Jane Fae:

    "[Boris] is technically right: the UK will take back control of £350m which it could, if it chose, apply wholly to the National Health Service."

    Do you see the problem here?

    The ONS thought he was saying something else. Jane then waffles on, padding out the word count by giving The Register what it wanted, presumably, some Boris-bashing.

    "Pointing to the small print – to the scale on the left, to the explanatory footnote – simply will not do. "

    It is quite sufficient here since the ONS misread Johnson's quote, or didn't read it at all.

    Post-truth journalism. Orwell would be proud.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Orwellian logic

      Except we won't "take back control" of anything, for a two key reasons he's well aware of:

      1) We don't pay that much in the first place; it is well established to be more like £200m

      2) His maffs don't take into account the net loss due to slowing growth, predicted by the OBR and IFS and built into the treasury's models (i.e. official government policy -> his official policy)

      It would have been *technically* correct to say "we will no longer write a cheque to the EU to the tune of £200m a week" but that is not the same as "we will get control of that £200m back when we stop writing the cheque".

      That is why this is misuse of official statistics, that is why this is a breach of the ministerial code.

      Besides, we all know fine well what he was really saying - no one is here is so naive to believe Boris Johnson, famously sacked multiple times for presenting fabrications as fact, is a literalist and a technocrat.

    2. john.jones.name

      Re: Orwellian logic

      yes she was in advertising after all... Gruen would be proud !

    3. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

      Technically right?

      Maybe I misread: I thought this wasn't Register saying that Boris is "technically right", it is Boris saying that Boris is "technically right". And he isn't.

      The sticker price of British membership of the EU is/was, let's say, £350 million a week. At the same time, the EU spends money on benefits to British activities such as agriculture, so the money comes back to Britain.

      That isn't the "rebate". The rebate is that we got a perpetual discount on the membership price, theoretically "thanks" to Mrs Thatcher but let's face it she probably spent the money on wars and abolishing British industry.

      So there isn't a £350 million cheque being written to the EU in the first place. It's £275 million, which is still handy money but a lot less.

      You can see why a careless or stupid person would think that the EU costs Britain £350 million that's the price tag. But it's not what we pay. Why a more intelligent and better informed person would keep saying that it's £350 million, is, clearly, that they expect to benefit by lying. For instance, by keeping up the lie, some people may believe, or may choose to pretend to believe, that it's the truth after all. Although it isn't. And then there's the "appearing to be careless and stupid" thing, that you acknowledge if you admit the mistake

      I say Boris Johnson isn't as stupid as he seems, and that's rather frightening.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ah the old adage.

    How do you tell if a politician is lying?

    They open their mouths.

    Now for some simple logic.

    If we took out more than we paid in then what about the following questions?

    Do you think the EU would want us to stay?

    Would the remain campaign not have put it on a bus as well?

    I am not taking sides, the 350m claim should have been scrutinised and explained that it was net which then leads to another question.

    Why didn't the press want to take up the ridicule it deserved?

    Well, maybe it was this quote,

    "I once asked Rupert Murdoch why he was so opposed to the European Union. “That’s easy,” he replied. “When I go into Downing Street they do what I say; when I go to Brussels they take no notice.”

    https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/comment/anthony-hilton-stay-or-go-the-lack-of-solid-facts-means-it-s-all-a-leap-of-faith-a3189151.html

    1. Pen-y-gors

      the 350m claim should have been scrutinised and explained that it was net

      I think you mean gross - nett is the £200 million (and falling).

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