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Rogue One is a fine addition to the cinematic Star Wars canon, and almost perfectly tailored for Register readers to mock. For those who've avoided the hype, the film takes place between Episode III and Episode IV, and tells the tale of how Death Star plans were acquired by the Rebel Alliance. Your correspondent caught a …

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      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
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        Re: It was excellent

        Someone updated the Wikipedia entry, I see

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          Re: It was excellent

          Also, no-get gets transformed instantly into Chernobyl Chicken by being in range of the suspiciously blue-coloured exhaust of space-going vehicles.

          There should be radiation warnings everywhere in the movie!

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  2. Chozo

    The script sucks more than a zero-g toilet, there's a serious problem with the gravitas generators and can only assume that the bad CGI is a subliminal ploy to sell Princess Leia bobble head dolls.

    But I don't care, loved every minute of it.

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      Bad CGI? It's still kinda, sorta imperfect but we are now far from this Lovecraft citation: His expressionless face was handsome to the point of radiant beauty, but had shocked the superintendent when the hall light fell on it—for it was a wax face with eyes of painted glass. Some nameless accident had befallen this man.

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  3. Shovel

    I didn't see any Bothans die in Rogue One. The plans made it without their help.

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    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
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      That Bothans were involved confirmed as #FakeNews

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