Scariest climate change prediction yet: More time to eat plane food

Between 33 seconds & 93 seconds!

And UK taxpayers funded research too stupid even for an IgNobel Award contender.

http://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1748-9326/11/2/024008

Hummm...

So this work is the output of a computer model that uses the the output of unvallidated computer models of a very chaotic system that can't predict what is going to happen next year let alone 10, 20 or more years in the future.

It would appear that this paper does not even consider any possible improvements in aircraft design or advances in engine design and fuel efficiency. It therefore appears to be nothing more than something to prop up the CAGW religious scam that is being used to milk money from the population using higher taxes..

Oh dear ...

I just read this paper. I think it qualifies for an IgNobel, it is utter pointless bollocks.

A pinch in your sock

Research has proven that the climate change affects humidity and so, the flexibility and friction of the common foot sock. Extensive modelling demonstrates that further CO2 emissions will lead to an increase in the incidence of "toe fold", where a small flap or seam of the sock will fold under the toe. This causes an odd feeling in the foot, a strange gait, and in extreme cases might start a blister.

Climate Change

CO2=Y2K²x1000

*Occupy no longer mentions CO2 in it's list of demands so move on.

35 more years of global debate is certain and unstoppable no matter how much you eager "believers" exaggerate science's; "99% real" for a CO2 Armageddon.

Smoking causing cancer is "real", not 99% real.

Were your climate gods also only 99% sure the planet wasn't flat?

Is this how you climate drama queens want your kids and all of history remembering you?

Climate change increases homelessness

In our area at least, a warming climate is impacting the homeless population. Ever more people on the dole and in retirement are finding themselves accepting the decrepitude of lying on warm grass soothed by a gentle breeze sipping wine instead of basking in the glorious sweat of honest toil or giving their mite to a slumlord. The warmer the coldest winter nights get, the more of them there are. Should freezing nights end entirely, such folk might become a sizeable share of the population.

And then there is the incidence of Lycra outerwear - and now evening attire. It is shameful how many young people are wandering about with clothing that looks like body paint. Warming can only accelerate this trend as well until folk are walking the streets entirely naked. The horror!

Clearly industrialization must be reversed and we must return to an agrarian society before we are all doomed to this unspeakable fate.