back to article Sur-Pies! Google shocks world with sudden Android 9 Pixel push

Google today somewhat unexpectedly started rolling out to the masses its latest version of Android – dubbed Android 9 Pie. This major build of the mobile operating system is right now being released to Pixel devices as well as the Essential Phone. Google says other Android devices will get the update over the course of this …

    1. quartzie

      Re: Compelling, isn't it?

      With the amount of v̶o̶l̶u̶n̶t̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g meaningless spying, I'm bound to start looking for alternatives.

      Are iSheep any better off?

      1. D@v3

        Re: quartzie

        Probably not.

        Apart from actually getting the updates when they are released. I could (on a 6s, coming up on 3 years old) have access to the iOS12 beta, should i so wish.

        I will have access to the full release on the day it is released, as will devices as old as the 5s (5 years old?) and the iPad mini2. Even the last iPod touch will get it.

        Are we any better off from the meaningless spying? maybe, slightly, but probably not.

  1. brotherelf
    Boffin

    Oooooh,

    little bits of applications shown in context of other apps. I can see why it sounds enticing, but let's see how long before it fails in one of two ways:

    - either it's an even-more-walled garden that G sells like ad space to "trusted" parties, so miraculously, my BongCineMaster ticket app won't integrate because G only likes (i.e. is paid by) GaaFlixDeluxe for movie tickets

    - it's some sort of self-registration-by-app thing, and we get a cute new vector for ads and malware.

  2. TheGreatCabbage

    As a Brit (from Yorkshire, specifically) the word "Pie" evokes thoughts of savoury dishes like pork pies, chicken pie, etc.

    Is it just me? It seems like a more appropriate name could've been chosen, although I'll admit that I can't think of one off the top of my head.

    1. Ol'Peculier

      Polo? And they come from Yorkshire as well...

      1. Aladdin Sane

        Panettone? Panna Cotta?

    2. Gio Ciampa

      Given Google's dessert fetish

      Pavlova?

    3. dajames

      Parkin?

      Penguin (it does use a Linux kernel, but so has every other version)

      I was SO sure it was going to be Popcorn ...

    4. jelabarre59

      Is it just me? It seems like a more appropriate name could've been chosen, although I'll admit that I can't think of one off the top of my head.

      Pocky?

      1. Swarthy

        The REAL challenge

        Will be coming up with a proper dessert-themed "Q" word.

        1. Dave559 Silver badge

          Re: The REAL challenge

          Betcha Q is quince.

          I can’t think of anything else edible?!

          1. Ken Hagan Gold badge

            Re: The REAL challenge

            Quiche?

            1. JohnFen

              Re: The REAL challenge

              Quorn?

              1. Dave559 Silver badge

                Re: The REAL challenge

                Neither quiche nor quorn are very desserty, which is the Android naming theme, however.

                (Although maybe they did pick the non-descriptive Pie to allow a desperate temporary sideways leap to Quiche, given so few other options?!)

    5. JohnFen

      As a USian, "pie" means those things to me as well. It also means dessert pie (fruit, cream, etc.)

      The world of pie is quite diverse.

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Pies

      Or maybe apple pies, banoffee pies, cherry pies (damn fine), lemon meringue pies, Key lime pies, etc?

      But, I agree, “Pie” by itself is an uninspired name.

      (Or does it refer to the “pie in the sky” chance that most phones have of ever getting this update?)

    7. onefang

      'As a Brit (from Yorkshire, specifically) the word "Pie" evokes thoughts of savoury dishes like pork pies, chicken pie, etc.'

      I believe that in USA "pie" is another word for pizza. Though they also have apple pie. In Australia, we agree with the Brits, especially the good old Aussie meat pie, AKA mystery fun bag. We also have apple pies and fruit pies. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, would feed a family.

      1. JohnFen

        "I believe that in USA "pie" is another word for pizza"

        "Pie" is a regional slang for pizza, but if you just say the word "pie" without context, almost nobody will think you're talking about pizza.

  3. DangerousDave

    Oh no, it learns from my actions?,

    I habitually have to turn up phone brightness (my Sony is almost unusable in bright sunshine) and I habitually use CCleaner to hibernate FB, Play Store, Amazon Prime, my most used apps! What sort of psychopath will I be turning my next phone into?!?

    And as far as Google Maps, I recently had to use it offline (download a section of our fine capital city), because I'd run out of data and only had hotel WiFi. Only to find it was useless, as it hadn't actually downloaded any side streets and pedestrian areas needed on my "walking tour" of London one afternoon!

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Re: Oh no, it learns from my actions?,

      If you want offline maps I can recommend both Here and OSMAnd. Here is very fast and has great navigation if you're driving, OSMAnd has all the details (and more) and is what I use when cycling, but there are plenty of other apps that use Open Street Maps.

      1. Aladdin Sane

        Re: Oh no, it learns from my actions?,

        Could buy the local A-Z.

      2. JohnFen

        Re: Oh no, it learns from my actions?,

        Open Street Maps is great in areas it covers well, but there are lots of areas that it doesn't cover well. If you use an OSM based nav system, and you are going to an area you're unfamiliar with, you probably want to check how good OSM is for the area you'll be in.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Digital Wellbeing"

    "Please connect to the internet to be able to use this feature and share your data with Google's carefully selected business partners (see the range between Google and Google). Otherwise, the off button will do the trick. But so old school, eh?!

    1. jelabarre59

      Re: "Digital Wellbeing"

      "Please connect to the internet to be able to use this feature and share your data with Google's carefully selected business partners

      Considering I usually run my phone with mobile data disabled, that's only going to happen when I'm at home.

  5. crediblywitless

    Can this collection of largely-idiotic second-guessing be turned off? I'm reasonably well aware of the options available to me to get to work.

  6. JLV

    >if you highlight the name of a restaurant, you'll be offered to search for Yelp reviews of the place.

    Most of the time googling “<restaurant> yelp” used to get me the Google Reviews for it first, strangely enough.

  7. James 51

    I'll wait for lineageOS to take the spyware out.

  8. Seniw

    Its all in the name

    Is Google being smart here - Is this just a play on pie as in pi?

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      Re: Its all in the name

      Android v.3.14?

      1. The First Dave
        Headmaster

        Re: Its all in the name

        Only two decimal places? Meh.

      2. Swarthy
        Boffin

        Re: Its all in the name

        Maybe it's Android v.9.86.96

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    mal-trained AI?

    I'm immediately wondering if malware can be created to train it to disable security features by giving false haptics, camera and mic inputs etc. That would be fun for them to patch, does anyone fancy re-programming the neural net? Or block swathes of features instead. Age-old functionality versus security blah blah.

  10. James 29

    Installing this now on my Pixel :)

    Thanks Google for the early suprise

  11. low_resolution_foxxes

    I'm an Android fanboy, but until Pixel's get into the sensible price bracket I am really not that bothered.

    It's an OK phone, but with cheap Huawei's flooding the market with good specs in the £150-250 range, I see no point in a semi-premium phone at £500.

    1. JohnFen

      "until Pixel's get into the sensible price bracket I am really not that bothered."

      The Pixel could sell for $100 and I still couldn't be bothered. It's missing far too many features for my taste.

  12. bengoey49

    You can now update your Pixel to Android 9 in the UK. My Pixel ( Original 2016 5" Pixel ) is being updated to Android 9 right now.

  13. Ol'Peculier

    My Pixel XL v1 is updating now, but it is taking a verrry long time, hour and a half and only half way through the first step.

  14. ibmalone

    Am I the only one...

    Wondering if Raspberry Pi Foundation should sue, or at least be asking Google for a hefty donation here? The BBC article even features a number of red fruit android-themed pies (one of which I'm still trying to decide whether it's meant to be raspberry or strawberry)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Am I the only one...

      Even if they had the same name, there's no confusing an OS for a piece of hardware, so no. In any case, Pi and Pie are spelt differently, mean different things and the former uses a picture of a raspberry and not a slice of pie.

      Which is probably why Google where happy to have Android Key Lime Pie eighteen months after the first Raspberry Pi.

      1. ibmalone

        Re: Am I the only one...

        Not sure it's that clear cut here. Pi and Pie may be spelt differently, but they're homophones and Raspberry Pi was always clearly a pun on raspberry pie with a mathematical tilt. It's not called raspberry 3.14 or raspberry 3 arctan 3^(1/2). As for confusing a piece of hardware with an OS, I think most people have heard the term "android phone", google even sell one themselves. Android Key Lime Pie is quite a bit different from Android Pie. I'm not saying google have set out to copy RPF here, but if you don't defend trademarks against infringement you lose them, and this is pretty close.

    2. JohnFen

      Re: Am I the only one...

      It seems doubtful to me. The key for a trademark infringement isn't that there's similarity between marks. It's if someone could reasonably buy one thing thinking it was the other. In this case, it's hard to see how that would happen.

      The purpose of trademark is to prevent consumer confusion. In this sense, it's less an "intellectual property" thing and more a "consumer protection" thing.

      1. ibmalone

        Re: Am I the only one...

        The purpose of trademark is to prevent consumer confusion. In this sense, it's less an "intellectual property" thing and more a "consumer protection" thing.

        Not really, otherwise what's the justification for companies being able to sue over infringement? Trademarks exist to stop people trading on the reputation of others, which has both a business protection aspect and a consumer protection aspect. Consumer protection laws protect consumers, if a product isn't fit for purpose it doesn't really matter what company you bought it from in that respect. If you thought you bought it from a reputable company, but it was actually counterfeit, then the counterfeiter has taken business away from them by taking advantage of their better reputation and damaged that reputation.

        It seems doubtful to me. The key for a trademark infringement isn't that there's similarity between marks. It's if someone could reasonably buy one thing thinking it was the other. In this case, it's hard to see how that would happen.

        Both are basically small format computer devices. You might argue that Android is an OS, but most consumers will find it on a device, you don't buy an Android Pie CD or download. Say I now come along with a cheap android IOT platform with an app that lets you do some simple scripting to send out messages in response to signal on a couple of pins, and sell this on eBay as a Tweety Pie, what's RPF's position now? Has that position been weakened because of Google's product name?

        1. JohnFen

          Re: Am I the only one...

          "Trademarks exist to stop people trading on the reputation of others, which has both a business protection aspect and a consumer protection aspect."

          I believe that we're both saying the same thing here.

          "Both are basically small format computer devices."

          Yes, but that fact alone doesn't mean anything. What is meaningful is the potential for consumer confusion.

  15. msknight

    Make life easier = tied in to google

    What if I didn't use Lyft. Would I be able to specify Uber, or my local taxi company?

    What if I don't want the thing suggesting a new way to work, or what to try in my lunch box?

    The problem I have with this, is that instead of letting me live my life, these technologies risk tying me into google's partners for services and interfering with my life, instead of letting me live it.

    Obviously, the devil's in the details as to how much of this stuff can be turned off, of course. But I'm very sceptical.

    1. onefang

      Re: Make life easier = tied in to google

      "The problem I have with this, is that instead of letting me live my life, these technologies risk tying me into google's partners for services and interfering with my life, instead of letting me live it."

      You can always ignore it, or feed it bogus info and laugh at it's silly results.

      1. JohnFen

        Re: Make life easier = tied in to google

        Or, even better, don't use Android Pie. Or, best of all, don't use Android.

  16. Craig100

    Predictable my arse

    I really don't get this predicting game. Windoze tries it all the time. I expend more mouse clicks undoing what it thinks I want to do next than if it just pissed off and let me do my own thing. The arrogance of these system designers astounds me. We're free thinking, creative humans, not machines. Give us stuff that helps, not hinders. Just get out of our way.

    I thank you ;)

    1. Greg D

      Re: Predictable my arse

      I hate it. I'm still running a custom Jelly Bean ROM (ViperOne) on my 3.5 year old HTC One M9. Even this old version bundled in a load of this predictive shit I'll literally never use.

      I've had to install Greenify (rooted) to manage apps running in the background (i.e. disabling everything that sucks battery when the screen is off!) as well as disabling auto-updates on everything possible (big battery drain). I get about a day and a half out of it with moderate use, which isnt bad for a 3.5yr old handset with a sealed in battery!

    2. JohnFen

      Re: Predictable my arse

      "I really don't get this predicting game"

      I think that you're missing its purpose. It's not really about providing benefits to you and me, it's about providing something that companies can use to justify all the spying they want to do.

  17. Jean-Paul
    Joke

    Aptly named

    Android Pie, are they targeting a 3.14159265359% installed user base by this time next year? :)

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