back to article BBC websites down tools and head outside into the sun for a while

The entire BBC website (less iPlayer) went down briefly this morning. Auntie's online offerings, ranging from free online news to telly and radio listings, recipes and educational content for kids, were all briefly offline. All the BBC's sub-sites were throwing up HTTP 500 errors, complete with a nice little graphic of the …

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  1. Chronos
    Joke

    Hottest day

    Oh, poor souls! Meanwhile, here in the Grim North, AKA Nobodygivesafuckia, we've already had 30+C highs, once again proving, were proof needed, that if you don't live in the South East, you don't count.

    Bake, you artisan sandwich eating property-obsessed snowflakes. Feel that? That's what not being in control of your life feels like: Inescapable.

    Joking aside, the BBC could melt into an amorphous puddle of media luvvie nonsense and I wouldn't care.

  2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

    The corporation declined to say what caused it beyond an "internal system failure"

    AKA "DevOps"

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I managed to take down the Doctor Who site for an hour or so about 5 or 6 years ago. One wrong character in a .htacess file was all it took. Dev and Test were not 100% identical to the live environment it seems.

    Ringing up the admin guys in White City to request them to restore the file from the nightly back ups was fun. "What is your business case for requesting this". "Nothing flipping works!"

    AC obvs

    1. Paul 195

      Sounds like a shoo-in for "Who, me?"

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        "Sounds like a shoo-in for "Dr Who, me?"

        FTFY, but congrats anyway for the well spotted pun!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Dev and Test were not 100% identical to the live environment it seems.

      I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! I've never heard of that sort of thing happening anywhere else ever.....

    3. monty75

      In the BBC-context Dev is just restored from a previous backup.

      No, hang on, not Dev. Dave.

  4. rcaller

    The BBC just turned everything off to reduce their AWS bill by enough to pay off Sir Cliff.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The Broadcast Centre

    In 'Media Village' data centre/apps room/etc in W12 which does much of BBC and other channels' playout was specced years ago to be able to cope with 30 degrees outside temperature....always seemed a little low to me.

    That was for the technology they expected to put it in then. It was never 'full' in my time but with things like virtualisation, there is less space used but it can use more power.....

    Also I believe BBC news web stuff might be at least partially hosted there and that row of bays was always rather warm and closely packed.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The Broadcast Centre

      "It was never 'full' in my time"

      It has been full for a while. Or at least its hard to get anything else installed in there without removing something that takes more power/cooling than the thing you want to put in. Space is also an issue but not as much.

  6. colinb

    Why don't you just

    switch off your websites and go out and do something less boring instead

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What caused the failure 3 years ago

    Is an old system since replaced called Dynamite:

    More info here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/internet/entries/bc82562e-ea9d-4655-982d-e6219b2c877b

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oh God!!!1! The nuclear subs will think a new cold war has broken out if Auntie has gone offline.

  9. RobertLongshaft

    End the License Fee and axe the TV tax.

    We put single mothers living in poverty in jail for not contributing to Gary Lineker's £1.7m salary.

    We take mothers away from their children for not paying the massively over inflated salaries of bourgeoisie.

    This is socialism, this is communism.

    The BBC wants to find away to fund itself and if it wants to continue pushing its ultra left wing propaganda on the nation.

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Look everyone – Terry Fuckwit has found the interwebs!

      If it's socialism how can the salaries be so varied? Large variations in salaries are a key characteristic of market economies.

      There have always been reduced rates for people on lower incomes.

      But nice of you to think of the single mothers and other poor people™. Obviously, they shouldn't have tellies in the first place. Such carelessness should not be rewarded by indolence: bring back the workhouse!

  10. Bob Vistakin
    Facepalm

    Gary Lineker's BBC salary is £1.7m pa

    Well worth every penny. Can't think of anywhere better to spend it.

  11. RedCardinal

    >>As Reg readers will know, HTTP 500 is the code for an internal server error.

    Well, if we know, why are you bothering telling us....

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