back to article Pasties in SPAAAAACE: Cornwall hopes for slice of £50m spaceport cash

Cornwall has thrown its hat in the ring to become the prime location for Human Centred Space businesses by 2030. The UK Space Agency is deciding where to splash £50m to build British spaceports. Spaceports are intended to help Blighty access a global market for launching small satellites worth £10bn over 10 years, and offer …

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    1. BebopWeBop

      Re: much better

      maybe not - https://www.rd.com/culture/foods-banned-space/

      1. MJI Silver badge

        Re: much better

        At least pasties are not on the banned list, but unfortunately cider is

  1. Alister

    HMS Camden Lock

    Looking forward to them spreading the word to alien races about the exciting new development opportunities offered by Cornwall, Peterborough, and Slough.

  2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "considerable investment from the European Union in the form of projects such as high-speed internet connectivity."

    Cornwall should have rather a lot of internet. Porthcurno is still the landing point for trans-Atlantic and other cables,

    https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/15/geeks_guide_to_britain_porthcurno/

    1. Nick Kew

      The transatlantic cables bring no benefit locally. It's not like, say, a Nigerian oil pipeline we can tap in to and help ourselves. It's just disruption when they dig up the roads.

      Special funding for rural broadband is an altogether different question.

      I'm sure your tongue was in your cheek there, but it brought back memories of the time when both my on-road routes to work (about six miles at the time) were dug up.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I've this giant area of empty space that needs filling with a Cornish Pasty (especially a Philps one), my stomach.

  4. Alistair
    Pint

    Hmmmm

    For you right pondians, the youngest's current bedtime reading and discussion book is Ask An Astronaut, by your own Tim Peake. There are numerous questions about food of course, and apparently Tim used his 10% Personal Choice list to bring up some British treats. Cornish Pasties sadly was not amongst the list of edibles they could take to the ISS.

    Beer, since I'm pretty sure that it was one of the banned foods.....

  5. hellwig

    Pasties in Space?

    Ah, when the real title and porn title are the same.

    Pasties does not mean the same west of the Atlantic as it does over there.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Pasties in Space?

      "Pasties does not mean the same west of the Atlantic as it does over there."

      Pasties to rhyme with past

      Pasties to rhyme with paste.

      Spelling might be the same but the words are different.

  6. Eponymous Bastard
    Coat

    The University of Exeter, in Cornwall

    The University of Exeter has a presence in Cornwall at Penryn where it shares a Campus with Falmouth University so I think that is what was meant. The University transports some of its staff around in large cars with UOE number plates; very nouveau riche. If you follow the link you included in your piece . . . .

  7. Daedalus

    Antipodean contrasts

    Note that New Zealand has gone ahead and done what the UK is still arguing about, despite being a country of a few million people and 10 times as many sheep.

    The UK needs more sheep!

    1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Antipodean contrasts

      Most of them are in Wales.

    2. Pedigree-Pete
      Meh

      Re: UK Sheep...

      @ Daedalus. It's OK "D". We have plenty of Sheeple. PP

  8. Winkypop Silver badge

    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch space port

    You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

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