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A German woman who was impregnated by a male escort she apparently hired to liven up a stay in the East of the country has had her attempts to track him down trumped by the country’s rigid data protection laws. The woman booked the professional priapist for a three night sojourn in a second floor room in a hotel in the town of …

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    1. Truckle The Uncivil

      We are all assuming that her pregnancy was unintentional. Why is that?

  1. chivo243 Silver badge
    Happy

    Cue David Lee Roth

    Everybody know's the part Dave's playin' - paid for every dance, selling each romance...

    1. Agamemnon

      Re: Cue David Lee Roth

      IfI end up with "Just A Gigilo" stuck in my head, we are going to have words, you and I.

      1. Bandikoto

        Re: Cue David Lee Roth

        What instrument do you play?

        https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Victoria_Williamson/publication/235417631_Contracting_Earworms_The_Roles_of_Personality_and_Musicality/links/0fcfd5116185c5013d000000.pdf

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So the child of this liaison

    could end up marrying his sister ?

  3. Sykowasp

    Seven years?!

    It's a long time to wait to try and get child support.

    I wonder what the in-between story is such that she only recently went after him.

  4. Infernoz Bronze badge
    Thumb Up

    How amusing that a promiscuous, probably r-type, woman's, hypocritical and attempted parasitism was defeated later after 3 days and later months of complacency for not using protection, a morning after pill, or even getting an abortion.

    If the selfish woman really wanted a child (I assume she did from the lack of abortion) and to get it paid for, it should have been mutually consensually agreed to inside a marriage, otherwise it becomes misandry (men hating) justified male slavery!

    Those who even suggest she deserves payment disgust me as supporters of slavery, with Child Support Agencies as effective slave administrators, in an age when we had supposedly ended slavery, and that's before we even discuss income taxation.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      How amusing that a promiscuous, probably r-type, woman's, hypocritical and attempted parasitism was defeated later after 3 days and later months of complacency for not using protection, a morning after pill, or even getting an abortion.

      R-Type? Something related to the Super Nintendo game?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R-Type

      1. Phukov Andigh Bronze badge

        JDM Acura parts?

      2. Jedit Silver badge

        "R-Type? Something related to the Super Nintendo game?"

        She has lost her battle against the Buydildo Empire.

    2. GrumpenKraut
      Meh

      > ... disgust me as supporters of slavery, ...

      Jeebus Christ! Do you have that, maybe, two numbers smaller?

    3. kraphaus

      that escalated quickly...

  5. smudge
    Coat

    So if his name...

    ... was Lou, he'd have been Halle Lou, ja?

  6. Herby

    Youse pay your money

    Youse take your chances.

    Or, you bought it, and now you OWN it.

    1. Chris G

      Re: Youse pay your money

      Or; You made your bed, now you can lie in it.

  7. The Nazz

    Proof

    How does she know the escort is the kid's father? Or anyone else know?

    Does the kid have a nine and a half inch cock (23-24cm) and a healthy bank balance?

    I'm also surprised there are no photos for ID ( as mentionned earlier via the escort ad/agency) or during the three day event.

    Had i laid out for such shenanigans i sure as hell would've wanted piccies.

    "Anal" is also an effective contraceptive. Apparently.

    1. Bandikoto

      Re: Proof

      >"Anal" is also an effective contraceptive. Apparently.

      That's how you get lawyers.

    2. Captain DaFt

      Re: Proof

      -"Anal" is also an effective contraceptive. Apparently.-

      And how did you think lawyers/politicians/CEOs were conceived? ☺

      1. Morten_T

        Re: Proof

        Lawyers, yes. Politicians/CEOs are clearly spawned in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell, and cast out for being too horrifying :D

  8. EveryTime

    Interesting circumstances, and a good example of strong data privacy laws.

    There are some mainstream feminists that will see this as a miscarriage of justice.

    They feel that no matter the circumstances, the man should be financially responsible. Was it his sperm? Responsible. Full stop. Even if it wasn't his sperm, he should be financially obligated if he had sex with the woman around the time she became pregnant. Or simply was in a relationship with her, including a estranged marriage.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    She had every opportunity to get it aborted. After that point you're on your own.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      >She had every opportunity to get it aborted. After that point you're on your own.

      Maybe she was Catholic, or pro-life.

  10. Palpy

    I wonder if the father --

    -- will ever decide to look the kid up? Some men might do that, but the likelihood is lessened by the mother's bid for money. Too bad, that, but at least the guy knows a kid is out there, and he has the name. If he even remembers that gig seven years ago, I guess.

    As the father of an adopted son who has never known his birth-father, well, it does leave a potential void. Depends on the child's particular psychology whether the unknown is a wound or an itchy spot.

    1. The Nazz

      Or the late, great Shel Silverstein approach.

      On one of his songs* he sings that when a woman comes round collecting for children's charities he "gives them a quarter, cos one of 'em might be mine."

      *IIRC appropriately called "Fuckem".

  11. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    The Wurst outcome

    or should that be "out come" for the lady

  12. razorfishsl

    So she had no responsibility for preventing pregnancy

    and she thought the weight gain was what exactly?

  13. Hans 1

    Imagine the kid, the kid's feelings ... mum's looking for your hooker of a dad - How do you want that man to relate to the kid and the kid to him ?

    I guess they could create a precedent in NOT allowing the mother to get the guy to pay up ... I think the most important is the child, in this case, and a child needs a stable family. A kid needs a stable family more than extra moneys ...

  14. handleoclast
    Trollface

    Guaranteed contraception

    All of the contraceptive methods mentioned so far are not perfect. Condoms tear. Anal sex can result in seepage. Etc.

    The one method of contraception guaranteed never to fail is to kill the woman immediately afterwards. Before or during also work.

    1. Toni the terrible Bronze badge

      Re: Guaranteed contraception

      clone her?

  15. Sleep deprived

    Entrapment?

    Maybe the lady told "Michael" she had some form of contraception while she was actually looking for a genitor. I don't see him having any sort of "parental project", and abortion is freely available in Germany, surgical or not. Case closed.

  16. The Vociferous Time Waster

    Layer 8

    Failures of contraception are more often failure at the user level than the hardware level. Most of them can be 100% effective if done correctly but split condoms, failure to withdraw, missed pills and messed up rhythm dates are all just user error.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sperm Banks

    Slightly off topic, but I had to ask...

    If real bankers have their bonuses paid in money. What are sperm bankers bonuses paid in?

    If its what I think it is, does that form of currency work like bitcoin. I.e. proof of work etc?

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Gentlemen4hire

    Should prefer protection & avoid facing such issues. With love from gentlemen4hire escort services.

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