back to article Prisoners' 'innovative' anti-IMSI catcher defence was ... er, tinfoil

Prisoners at a Scottish jail evaded an IMSI catcher deployed to collar them making illegal phone calls – by putting up tinfoil after bungling guards left the spy gear visible to inmates. “As you are also aware the invisible grabber at HMP Shott [sic] was visible,” Maurice Dickie of the Scottish Prison Service wrote in an …

          1. Roger Greenwood

            "Porridge fans"

            We're obviously getting old and less relevant to the yoof of today.

            The line was a bit obscure and UK centric but it was used in many episodes. Thank you for noticing - small victories.

    1. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

      Where did they get tin foil from such that they could all use it to block their signals from their own cells?

      Most likely it had been used as a wrapper for some illicit drugs that had been passed over the wall.

    2. CRConrad

      Prison phones

      Dunno how they charge them, but here's how they get them.

  1. TwistUrCapBack

    They charge the phones using USB charging leads wich they attach to the playstations that they have on the wing ..

    Apparently

    1. Michael Strorm Silver badge
      Coat

      PlayStations on the wing- really? I didn't even know they could fly!

  2. Tweetiepooh

    Generally agree about other spaces but

    that would mean you couldn't go to those places if you were on-call and needed to be reached in emergencies. I would understand in some situations but not all. (Even though I think mobile phones are horrid things and I don't have a personal one at all.)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Generally agree about other spaces but

      Seconded .

      We're on 24x7 call for my Teenage Daughter to receive a Kidney Transplant .

      Its difficult making life as "normal" as possible for Her without having to avoid places without a phone signal .

      Multiple devices on separate networks to mitigate patchy reception but a jammer does not differenciate .

      1. Halfmad

        Re: Generally agree about other spaces but

        I'm the primary carer for my elderly father and he's got an alarm that alerts me if he falls or he can press if he needs urgent help such as confused, lost etc. It sends me his GPS location as well as calling me (I have to answer it) in order for it not to then call other relatives.

        I just find it amazing that we're even considering this tech when the bottom line is theatre staff not chucking people out who are using mobiles and prisoners not being searched and having cells searched frequently.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Generally agree about other spaces but

        Can I just say Good Luck, hope it all goes well.

    2. jelabarre59

      Re: Generally agree about other spaces but

      that would mean you couldn't go to those places if you were on-call and needed to be reached in emergencies.

      All the more reason to go those places if you're on call for the IT department then.

  3. Triggerfish

    It took

    several clever people to build one, and one fuckwit to install it.

  4. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

    Wouldn't it be cheaper...

    ...just to surround the entire gaol in chicken wire?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

      The effectiveness of Faraday cages requires very detailed, careful application (many years ago I worked with TEMPEST kit). I've had my phone in biscuit tins, and in steel filing cabinets, and the thing will still have a signal and ring when a call comes in. Chicken wire's also probably too big a mesh to block a mobile phone signal, due to the ratio of the holes to the wavelength.

      My solution is to lock the convicts in steel shipping containers. That wouldn't stop mobile signals - until I'd had the containers dumped at sea.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

        "Chicken wire's also probably too big a mesh to block a mobile phone signal, due to the ratio of the holes to the wavelength."

        A quick google (which I did before posting my comment) would inform you that the wavelength of a GSM signal is in the order of tens of centimetres.

        IIRC, a mesh is an effective Faraday cage if the gauge is in the order of half a wavelength or smaller. Chicken wire has a gauge typically in the order of tens of millimetres, so very roughly 1/10th of the wavelength, and perfectly adequate.

        I wonder if the 'phone in the tin' works because the tin, rather than acting as a Faraday cage, is in close enough proximity to the phone's aerial to couple to it via inductance and act as an aerial extension? Admittedly, it's a long enough time since I did any proper physics for this to possibly be complete nonsense, but it feels feasible...

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

          It also depends on the conductivity of the mesh, especially the connections between the bits of wire. Chicken wire manufacture is not optomised for high frequency AC conductivity.

          Mobile phones are also really-really good at working with a very weak signal

    2. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

      Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

      At the risk of coming over all Daily Mail, wouldn't it be cheaper just to put a round of .303 into the cranium of any offender, by way of a deterrent to others?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

        by way of a deterrent to others?

        The lags haven't been deterred by the threat of "up to" life imprisonment, and even in territories where capital punishment is still used regularly and with gay abandon (like Saudi, or China), it doesn't seem very effective in stopping transgressions.

        On the other hand, in the phone-in-jail context, humiliating corporal punishments might be effective, like supergluing the phone back in its original hiding place, and then force feeding the lag a big curry, whilst all the other inmates watch and jeer.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

          And the extension of slavery to anyone who doesn't have a knighthood

          1. Woza

            Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

            Sensible policies for a happier Britain!

        2. VanguardG

          Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

          Well, one must admit that places like China and Saudi Arabia don't really have objective laws about what behavior constitutes a criminal act worth of death. "Due process" may be limited to ensuring the firing squad's rifles are in working order.

      2. Triggerfish

        Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

        The biggest arguement about a .303 or any other form of death penalty comes down to this.

        How much do you trust; the police, CPS and politicians?

      3. MonkeyCee

        Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

        "wouldn't it be cheaper just to put a round of .303 into the cranium of any offender"

        Of course it would be cheaper. Just lead to a completely different society, and where offence escalation is the norm, so if you catch someone doing something that will get them executed, they'll consider murdering you, since it's not going to make any difference. There's also the small issue that we're all guilty of something.

        It's also a lot cheaper if instead of treating cancer in people over 40, heart disease in those over 50 and pretty much anything over 70, we just give them a big shot of morphine and comfy place to pass on.

        Cost-benefit is not really a good plan when it comes to human life.

        Also deterrents don't work (alas). Or more specifically don't work on those who are getting jailed, as they've already decided violating the moral/ethical/legal rules are OK for a certain situation.

        1. Vic

          Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

          Also deterrents don't work (alas)

          Detterents work fine. It's just that harsh penalties are no deterrent; you need effective detection for that.

          If the penalty for drug-dealing was one month per conviction, but you were *guaranteed* to get caught every time, then one month would be sufficient; the only people who would even consider dealing were those for whom the profit on a single deal is worth the time in prison. And that means wholesalers might sell to wholesalers, but there would be no retail trade...

          Vic.

          1. Charles 9

            Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

            But since you can't have that kind of guarantee (Wanna bet? I just corrupt the guarantor), SOMEONE'S gonna gamble...and get away with it. And with stakes that high, the reward can trump the risk.

            1. Vic

              Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

              But since you can't have that kind of guarantee

              Well done. You completely missed the point.

              What I'm saying is that it is the probability of detection that deters, not the size of the penalty. I'm well aware that you can't make that guarantee in real life, it was merely a way of showing that a small penalty is perfectly effective if that probability is high enough.

              Vic.

              1. Charles 9

                Re: Wouldn't it be cheaper...

                And what I'M saying is that at long as the probably isn't 100%, SOMEONE'S gonna gamble. More than likely a significant number of someones. Including those with the means to influence those odds (corrupt the guarantors, like I said) and see it as a worthy investment.

                IOW, the deterrent effect is probably overstated in terms of probability of getting caught. After all, they won't stop crimes of passion (where probability never figures) or sociopaths (who will always plan about getting away with it).

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Patent pending

    "Method of covert communications using narrowband infrared"

    Inspired by those reallllllly old IR helis intended for indoor use, and later videosenders which

    alas got trashed when said IR helis crashed across the country.

    Patent it, then sue anyone using it back to the Stone Age.

    Simples :-)

    (nit: might violate a patent or 10 probably owned by Golf Charlie Hotel Quebec and co)

  6. Anonymous South African Coward Bronze badge

    ...or build some kind of EMP gun that will fry any unauthorized electronickery (read : smuggled-in phones)?

    1. James 51
      Mushroom

      Along with the lights and heating. Otherwise when they get turned off prisoners know to drop their phone in a bag of crisps quickly. Plus an air burst nuke might be a little over kill for the issue at hand.

      1. TonyJ

        "...Plus an air burst nuke might be a little over kill for the issue at hand..."

        Yeah but..."We've solved the overcrowding issue..."

    2. Lotaresco

      "or build some kind of EMP gun"

      ITYM HERF gun HTH, HAND.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      > ... EMP gun that will fry any unauthorized electronickery ...

      "Oh look, he's fallen over. Guess 'e had the phone too close to 'is ear."

      "Nah, that one 'ad a pacemaker."

      Oops. Maybe EMP guns aren't such a great idea. ;)

      1. Charles 9

        And what about the guards' radios? Make it hard to coordinate riot control...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A cheaper option in the long run?

    Clad the prison in sheet metal. Bloody effective where I work, get bugger all signal here.

    1. Halfmad

      Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

      Or just do random searches one or twice a week rather than going months ?

      Still amazes me how we're looking for a tech solution to basic prison functions - in other words confiscating banned items regularly.

      1. Peter2 Silver badge

        Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

        I think the issue there is that the people doing the searching are probably the ones who supplied the confiscated items, honestly.

        Personally I'd resolve that by having a set pool of search people large enough to make bribing everybody impossible, who travel around prisons randomly and get paid bonuses for finding contraband and or entry points for the contraband.

        And people are using tinfoil in the direction of these devices to block them? Figure out which way the mobile base station is, and stick them that way. Fin foil it all you want, chaps. Failing that, just stick half a dozen surrounding the prison perimeter.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

          > ... get paid bonuses for finding X

          Tends to cause bribery, corruption ensuring more X is found. Thus more bonuses.

        2. patrickstar

          Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

          If you paid them bonuses for contraband found, I'm sure you'd have them start planting it in no time.

      2. d3vy

        Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

        Some kind of mobile detection kit?

        Im not by any means an expert, but there must be some measurable output from a mobile phone that could be detected?

        Dot detectors around the building have a silent alarm go off if a phone is detected - start searching for it.

        The problem isnt that we need to stop them using phones, its that we need to stop them having the phones in the first place.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        tech solution

        "Still amazes me how we're looking for a tech solution to basic prison functions - in other words confiscating banned items regularly."

        I bet you still make the desktop support walk to jobs they could use a "tech solution" for, like remote control

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          I bet you still make the desktop support walk.....

          Ah - you have a remote "tech" solution for finding and confiscating physical objects?

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

        Still amazes me how we're looking for a tech solution to basic prison functions - in other words confiscating banned items regularly.

        Still amazes me that we have so many prisons, and claims that we need more. Expensive, clearly not much deterrent, and pretty ineffectual in preventing re-offending.

        1. Charles 9

          Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

          "Still amazes me that we have so many prisons, and claims that we need more. Expensive, clearly not much deterrent, and pretty ineffectual in preventing re-offending."

          But it keeps them off the streets. Or would you rather have them looking for YOU next?

          As for increasing the shakedowns, there's also the matter of budgets.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

            But it keeps them off the streets. Or would you rather have them looking for YOU next?

            The problem is that with the lack of jail places in the UK, we don't actually keep them off the streets for very long. At an emotive level, I LIKE the idea of punitive sentences, endless years breaking rocks, cold gruel, regular beatings from savage warders, and cold stone walled cells on Dartmoor. But sadly logic and fact shows that doesn't stop the bastards re-offending when they get out, so all that prison does is act a a bit of a buffer in a system that can also serve as a criminal meeting ground and skills sharing college. And I'm paying for that.

            Certainly there's a lunatic or irredeemable hard core where the only solution is to lock them away forever, and a few whose crime is so heinous that they should forfeit any chance of release, but that's probably a couple of big prison's worth, not the rotating army of perhaps 300,000 regular reoffenders who make up the bulk of the UK's 100,000 prison population.

          2. strum

            Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

            >But it keeps them off the streets

            Where they are replaced by lieutenants.

            Prison doesn't work. It doesn't deter. It doesn't reform. It doesn't protect society.

            It's sad that most commentards are focussing on ways to make life harder for people who already find life hard enough.

            Prison is supposed to prepare criminals for return to society - a society in which phones play a major role. But prisoners' only access to a phone is an expensive, un-private, inconvenient dumb payphone.

            For every gangster who (supposedly) runs his empire with a contraband smartphone, there are a thousand who just want to talk to their kids.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

              "Where they are replaced by lieutenants."

              Then the lieutenants get busted, too. And so on. At some point, the organization gets so disorganized due to lack of leadership they can't function effectively and end up splintering into local hoodlums again instead of organized rackets.

              "Prison is supposed to prepare criminals for return to society - a society in which phones play a major role. But prisoners' only access to a phone is an expensive, un-private, inconvenient dumb payphone."

              Except many prisoners are dead-ends. They were never in society to begin with. And since the UK doesn't believe in capital punishment, not even for the likes of a Bin Laden, there's no outlet for the true rejects.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

        > Or just do random searches one or twice a week rather than going months ?

        Tends to foster corruption.

        1. Charles 9

          Re: A cheaper option in the long run?

          "Tends to foster corruption."

          That may be why you make the pool big. Big enough a pool will likely have an Untouchable that can rat on the rest, keeping everyone honest. Unless you can show a very large body able to be bribed completely down to the last agent...

  8. Allan George Dyer
    Holmes

    Look at the bright side...

    If they're using all their tinfoil for shielding, they aren't using it to cook up heroin.

    1. Paul Crawford Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Look at the bright side...

      So cold turkey in both senses?

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