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The Coalition's plans to hugely step up surveillance of the internet aren't new - indeed they date from well before the Coalition - but readers could be forgiven for thinking it's all brand new this morning after a quick look at the national newspapers today. David Cameron's government first published its intentions to snoop …

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    1. Cameron Colley

      Re: Pure stupidity

      Of course it won't prevent terrorist attacks the government like them because they're a good excuse to piss more tax money away on the IT systems they've been bribed to implement.

      Anybody who still thinks that the govenrnent want to stop terrorism probably also think that Dr Mbenge Ngobo from Nigeria really does want to send them SIX MILLION DOLLARS US.

  1. mark l 2 Silver badge

    Since all my emails are sent through my own dedicated server based in the US over an encrypted connection they can try and monitor my emails as much as they want they won't get very far unless they manage to get some trojan onto my pc or on the server.

    Since lots of web based email services now turn on https as the default how are they going to monitor who emails who when its encryped unless they require Google, yahoo, Microsoft etc to give them an backdoor to their servers.

    1. Miek

      "Since lots of web based email services now turn on https as the default how are they going to monitor who emails who when its encryped unless they require Google, yahoo, Microsoft etc to give them an backdoor to their servers."

      If you are watching a HTTPS connection from it's start you can basically pick up the cookie that is set by the server on the client's machine. This cookie can then typically be used to assume the unsuspecting user's HTTPS session.

      1. SJRulez

        They have access to root CA's so they could pull the same trick as Iran as well, generate your own certificates and Man-In-Middle.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      So you've swapped being spied on by the UK government with being spied on by the US government? I assume that you know about the PATRIOT act and what the authorities can do with it?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      they won't need to..

      They don't need to monitor the traffic from you to the mail server...just the unencrypted SMTP traffic between mail servers. Using SSL to your web server won't help you - only encrypted mail stands a chance (e.g PGP/GPG). Even then, then still know who was mailing whom (as no doubt their US counterparts will have the info they need from any US SMTP servers).

      Basically - no back-door necessary.

    4. John Smith 19 Gold badge
      Meh

      "Since lots of web based email services now turn on https as the default how are they going to monitor who emails who when its encryped unless they require Google, yahoo, Microsoft etc to give them an backdoor to their servers."

      You might like to see what's available under the PATRIOT act.

      US/UK/Canada "intelligence" sharing has been a reality for *decades*.

      You might have trouble getting a UK suspect out of the US without *evidence* but slipping a copy of pretty much anything is no big issue for the boys at Fort Meade.

  2. Lee Dowling Silver badge

    I give it only a generation or so before EVERYTHING on the Internet is encrypted and untraceable - BECAUSE of actions like this.

    You get a court order, you can record what you like of my private life, for events linked to possible crimes. What more than that could you possibly want or need?

    Just seems that the burden of proof (i.e. he IS doing something dodgy, at least we think so) is too high for the government to bear. If it is, and you can't even convince a judge that a court order might be a reasonable and fair response, then you have to think about exactly what you're trying to do and why.

    Basically, the answer is "bypass our own law system", which is the scary part. Why would you *want* to do that when you can change all the laws and get feedback from judges?

  3. Brent Longborough
    FAIL

    Ship of Fools

    Under what damp, mossy stone are the people who invent these ideas found? Here (not completely coherently, I admit) is what happens:

    1. The Government passes the law

    2. The criminals, terrorists, pædophiles, and others who already know about Tor, Vpns, PGP, GPG, and ZPhone carry on their business as usual

    3. The taxpayer, or the Internet user, foots the bill for this circus

    4. The "system" gets flooded by everyone's taglines which say "I am neither drug dealer, terrorist, people trafficker, pædophile, politician, nor lawyer"

    5. The whole exercise has zero effect, but no-one can prove it

    6. A few years from now, when the Stalinists take over, we're all screwed

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Ship of Fools

      It doesn't have zero effect.

      Remember the last "we must fight the terrorists" data act? The one that was used by local councils to check which schools your kids should goto or who was letting their dogs crap in the park?

      This same data is going to the same local councils. Complain about the potholes in the road and the council can do a quick check of which porn sites you have been visiting before writing you a letter suggesting you apologise before the list gets sent to your kids school or your employer.

    2. Jim Morrow
      Big Brother

      Re: Ship of Fools

      > A few years from now, when the Stalinists take over, we're all screwed

      I think you'll find the Stalinists have been running things here since at least the late 1970s.

  4. LinkOfHyrule
    Gimp

    Eeeewwww, this is like having David Cameron riffle through your knicker drawer. Which he would enjoy.

    1. Mr Young
      Happy

      As long as he doesn't go for my sausage rolls and beer in the fridge I'll let him sneak away while I pretend to sleep

      1. LinkOfHyrule
        Joke

        You're not a Camronphile are you by any chance? Damn, I need to set up that Tory Fetish site I'm always dreaming about! I would do a Labour one but they are far less kinky. The naughtiest thing they do is watch lame cable TV softcore porn.

  5. Adrian Challinor
    Big Brother

    Dear UK Gov

    Ever heard of TOR?

    Trust me, you will do.

  6. Lghost
    Big Brother

    Doubleplus ungood

    next...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'm in hiding..

    Well..that's nonsense....so you may as well take down your curtains and remove your blinds...you've nothing to hide anyway...oh please! dress up for goodness sake, your nudity offends me!

    When are we going to stand together to demand this is stopped? Oh yeah, just after we stop the NHS reforms and put an end to war...good luck folks :)

    Now, how can I use this new legislation for my gain......

  8. IDoNotThinkSo
    Big Brother

    Dave and his crew were against this last time. What happened?

    There are two constants here - the civil service and the EU.

    We need some leaders who can tell both to take a running jump.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Do you really think the Government is in control here? </conspiracist>

      Actually, it was probably just politically expedient for them to oppose it on moral grounds and to win voters over their stance. Now they are in power, they don't need to worry about little things like morals.

    2. Graham Wilson
      Black Helicopters

      @IDoNotThinkSo

      "We need some leaders who can tell both to take a running jump."

      It's an all too common occurrence that when politicians get into office--whether it's in the US, UK, Australia etc.--they immediately change their minds or become very circumspect on security matters. In fact, it's so common and its signature so distinctive that it must be singled out from all the usual disingenuous promises made by politicians.

      Clearly, at security briefings etc., the establishment bureaucracy wheels out their very best version of Sir Humphrey Appleby who then proceeds to spook pollies with very frightening stories and disturbing 'facts' together with dire warnings about how truly courageous it would be for the politician not to follow this departmental advice, especially if xyz [list of dire events] were to happen under his or their watch.

      It seems the security establishment has an extremely well-rehearsed and very successful formula for doing so.

      I only wish that someone would break ranks and send the formula to WikiLeaks. Not only would our curiosities be satisfied, but also then we might be able to provide an effective inoculation against it.

      1. Miek

        Re: @IDoNotThinkSo @ Graham Wilson

        Bill Hicks has the formula you seek

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MRykTpw1RQ

        Any questions?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: @IDoNotThinkSo

        "it would be for the politician not to follow this departmental advice, especially if xyz [list of dire events] were to happen under his or their watch."

        Especially when said spooks are well practised in carrying out false flag operations. In the worst case, a few proles would end up dead but the state survives and that is all that counts.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Yes, of course...

      ...it is the EU. They have stationed their bombers here for so many years and regard the UK as their 'unsinkable aicraft carrier'. Nothing to do with our main security partner obviously. That would be silly.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Unhappy

    It just won't die, will it?

    This thing just won't die, regardless of who is in government. It's beginning to look as if "Prime Minister" is little more than an honorary title (like an Honorary Doctorate).

    I just wish those who are really in charge would give us a proper insight into what so threatens us that we need to give up our freedom to counter it (no live demonstration needed, thanks).

  10. xyz Silver badge
    Devil

    How many Maudes* can you...

    ....attempt to buy online before you become a "person of interest?"

    * 1 Maude = 1 Jerry can

    1. ChrisM
      Pint

      Re: How many Maudes* can you...

      Jerry can? Is that slang for German beer?

      Mmmmm... Beer

  11. Anonymous John

    For this to work, the spooks have to know which ISP I use, yes? How?

    Even without encryption, etc, all a terrorist needs is an unregistered Pay As You Go phone to be anonymous.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Next step: ID is required before purchasing a PAYG phone...

      1. Miek

        Lol, I remember a Voda shop dismissing my Passport for I.D. They told me they specifically needed my Credit Card as passports could easily be faked!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Asked for ID? It already seems to be the norm in France when I tried to buy a dongle there a few years ago...

  12. Cucumber C Face
    Black Helicopters

    re: Tor, PGP, VPN etc.

    So everyone will be using these then?

    No they won't be, because the use of encryption etc must inevitably be made a criminal offence also.

    Won't happen eh? It's already an offence not to know the password any encrypted file (or maybe just a file containing random data) found on your computer.

    Whoever you vote for, Sir Humphrey always gets in.

  13. Werner McGoole
    Joke

    These guys will have more information about me than I keep about myself

    So I demand a search too so I can use it too!

  14. PassiveSmoking
    Big Brother

    I wanted to use the thumbs down, stop, wtf, fail, nuke and anon icons all at once. Can you give us a feature to do that?

    Not only is this ridiculous, intrusive and fascist, it's probably also in breach of EU law. As for the "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" crowd, I'm glad you feel so happy for the whole world to see your credit card details, bank statements, medical histories and love letters to your significant other an I look forward to reading them.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Profiling

    Once they have got enough information to identify your Internet habbits, they could perhaps offer up ad's based on your profile. This should help with the cost of setting this all up. Perhaps help with the defecit...Interesting...Could work....

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Profiling

      ... and use it to select the most appropriate prison for you! :-)

  16. smsman99
    Black Helicopters

    Shambles on the horizon

    This sounds like a classic govt departmental land grab:

    No clear scope or vision. Check

    Vague mutterings about protection against terrorism, paedos and criminals. Check

    No timescale or cost breakdown. Check

    The security geezer on the radio this morning was even trying to use the heightened threat due to the Olympics and Jubilee as a ratchet device to increase the scare factor. Fortunately, David Davis was able to point out that these events would be in the past before this proposal could actually hit the statute books.

    Hopefully, the cost and public backlash will get this kicked into the long grass again.

    Even at Have Your Rant on the BBC, the usual "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" brigade are being drowned out by the anti's, some of whom are even presenting reasoned argument (well as reasoned as HYS ever gets).

    The optimist in me hopes that this is consigned to the dustbin of politics quite quickly with minister claiming they have listed to the vox populaire and reconsidered.

    If not, it may be time to man the barricades. Black helicopter 'cos I just can't be sure.

  17. Spoonsinger
    Go

    Shirely....

    they'll need to request that all retrospective communication data is provided back to the dawn of the internet, just so they can implicate all the parties involved for their nefarious day to day communication based activities.

  18. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

    A bug in every living room?

    'Smith!' screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. '6079 Smith W.! Yes, you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me.'

  19. Winkypop Silver badge
    Big Brother

    Because

    It's what's best for the proletariat.

    Signed:

    The Ministry of Peace

    The Ministry of Plenty

    The Ministry of Love

    The Ministry of Truth

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Depressing

    GCHQ have no busy tracking the general population in this way. It is an outrageous move reminiscent of East Germany's Stasi. This does seem to be generating a lot of anger on the newspaper websites, but if this is right then the anger will die down soon enough. It's actually very very depressing this is happening. The majority of the population will probably do nothing about this (they probably don't care). Our "democracy" is kaput; there's no alternative if you vote for Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems (not that I did; anyway, how long will our votes remain secret). Basically those in the coalition made a lot of noise about civil liberties but then don't seem to have done anything. Now they're going to do the very thing they originally condemned. Isn't this (by any definition) called lying? Well if it's going ahead I will make it as difficult for the spooks to track me: use cash for all transactions (though I can't avoid using a cash machine unfortunately); don't carry my mobile phone anywhere; use the internet as little as possible (particularly with reference to controversial or political topics). The truth is surveillance is going to get worse, not better. I might as well go & live with the Amish.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Depressing

      If enough people don't vote, it can't be said to be a 'proper' democratic election and is therefore null and void, new paradigm please.

  21. Keep Refrigerated
    Joke

    "That challenge relates to how terrorists use the internet."

    But I thought it was already common knowledge that terrorists publish their plans on Twitter at least 3 weeks beforehand...?

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Instead of an email address

    I'm going to have to put a torchat ID on forms I fill in.

  23. Dan 10

    Law of unintended consequences etc

    Currently, if you wish to use encryption, anonymising proxies, darknet etc etc, you at least need to make a modicum of effort to research it all. If this pile of shite goes ahead, all that info will be collated together in a glossy supplement, bundled with your favourite sunday paper, "Learn to protect yourself and your family online! Free with tomorrow's Mail on Sunday" and everyone who is even slightly bothered will be making a little effort to secure themselves to the gills.

    So, one possible conclusion is that this is intended to build the ultimate social network map of "everyone else" - those that don't take such security precautions. This is suspicious at best.

  24. dephormation.org.uk
    Unhappy

    "such an ambitious project will cost billions of pounds to implement"

    How many more lives could be saved by spending the same money on improved road safety measures, domestic & workplace safety measures, disease prevention, and anti-smoking laws...? Potentially tens of thousands of lives would be saved every year.

    It is madness to claim this is justified by terrorism.

    Terrorism is one of the most improbable ways anyone in the UK will ever die (on average just 8 people per year). The same number of people die falling out of trees.

    1. JP19
      Stop

      Re: "such an ambitious project will cost billions of pounds to implement"

      So once in place they will seek to obtain more value from the system. Opening it up to the NHS so helpful dietary advice emails can be sent to those with too many hits on McDonalds for example.

      That is the trouble with delusional politicians and civil servants, they think they can do no wrong so don't see any problem implementing a system with potential to do enormous wrong.

      1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
        Unhappy

        Re: "such an ambitious project will cost billions of pounds to implement"

        "That is the trouble with delusional politicians and civil servants, they think they can do no wrong so don't see any problem implementing a system with potential to do enormous wrong."

        They also assume the govt they are a part of will change into one they don't like.

  25. Anonymous John

    Scottish independence.

    Salmond could get a fair few votes by announcing he wouldn't allow it. Are their any Scottish ISPs? It would tempt me to emigrate.

    1. Adam Foxton
      Pint

      Re: Scottish independence.

      As an Englishman living in Scotland, and as a human being- so someone with no faith in Salmond's ability to run a country- this is still something that would make me vote for independence.

      And that's a thought that makes me want a stiff drink!

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Down

    The King is dead...

    I used to get tense when Blair went to america for his orders, and come back with another raft of iniquity to keep us n order. Now Cameron and his cronies are doing the same. Looks like his orders are to provide nodes for this:- http://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/2012/04/02/americas-new-data-centre-makes-uk-surveillance-plans-seem-petty/

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