I will go out with style: Geordie
The only programming language suitable to put on your tombstone is GEORDIE, or as is more commonly known in the ultra-geeky community - Gulping Excessively Often Ruins Decent Indian Edibles.
<begin tombstone>
If ya ganna smork ya tab in ear,
ah'll belt ya from ear to Geeatsheed, mun
</aye enough>