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"Forget the whips and chains: it's actually a lot more serious than that". This was the view of Consenting Adult Action Network Spokesperson and disability activist Clair Lewis, as she joined fashion photographer Ben Westwood and a bevy of bound and gagged models in a demonstration against what they believe to be the latest …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    heh

    most people I knew in Mental Health Nursing were into a bit of the old S&M, o well, everyone helps mental health care professionals anyway, the government will be far happier throwing mad people into a giant bin and waiting for them to pass on.

  2. Arnie
    Stop

    Spank me

    Bend over Jacqui Smith I have a hankering for a spankering

  3. Chris
    Coat

    M&S

    If someone wants to tickle their trouser snake with a wet fish that's their business (unless their business is running a subscription website showing the aforementioned)

    Mines the PVC one with the tub of body chocolate in the pocket

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    One clarification...

    "The result of these two measures taken together is that individuals are feeling scared, angry and under pressure."

    So this got more than one kinda rise out of em?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    re: Mein Kampf misquotation

    What an ironic combination of quotes... Hitler...and a Rabbi...

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There are two kinds of people

    Those who respond to violence with more violence and those who respond in other ways.

    Some people seem confused which group is dangerous.

    Better to have "Make love not war" hardcoded in your instincts if you ask me.

  7. Justin Case
    Unhappy

    What's that I see?

    A handcart? Bound for where? Hell? And we're all going there in it?

    I must have missed freedom's funeral - I would beg our political masters to remember the 5th of November...

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Masochists cannot be teachers?

    I'm confused. Why would anyone else want to be teachers?

    Maybe that's why we can't get them.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    product placement

    Fantastic piece of bus based advert punnery there.

    "Bangkok Dangerous"

  10. Grammar Nazi

    Mein Kampf again

    Hitler was banging on again about racial purity with that one. Which is a shame as I preferred the curtailment of liberty version.

  11. Sir Runcible Spoon
    Paris Hilton

    I know why

    this law was brought in.

    Now you can't take a photo of a politician in a kinky sex act (can you say oranges) and publish it in the news of the screws

    Paris, because when she screws, it's news.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The time has now come..

    to execute all politians from all parties as a threat to the citizens of the UK. Furthermore, all politicians that have been in office at any time over the last 15 years should be arested on the spot and formally charged with placing UK citizens at risk through bad laws and badly worded legislation.

    Everytime I attend a public sector meeting it is dominated by tree hugging, risk averse, think of the children, are you compliant.........halfwit jobsworths who contribute very little.

  13. scott
    Black Helicopters

    Sorry Adrian - I'm still confused

    You said Wednesday 22nd October 2008 12:24 GMT

    Boxing and martial arts doesn't involve sex (mostly).

    Here's the thing. Surely a lot of BDSM doesn't involve sex either.

    Pulling hair, slapping, choking, impact to the genital area - that could either be cage fighting, or S&M.

    My question is - making/possessing video of cage fighting (MMA style) it is legal. The same type of activity (infact - much less violent) , but call it S&M is to become illegal?? All because the S&M has sexual connotations?

    So, if someone makes a video of himself and his wife dressed in bondage gear, and engage in some mutual slap n tickle - but *don't* have sex on tape, then it's OK?

    You must forgive me, I left the UK a number of years ago - so what might be obvious to those still there isn't to an expat like me. I try to keep up with the news, but this one has me stumped.

  14. Pooka
    Paris Hilton

    It's....

    Preaching to the Perverted....

    (Paris because there's no fetishnun in the icon collection....)

  15. RW
    Boffin

    Sex is bad: thus spake Jacqui

    ¿But, aha! is it *really* Dear Jacqui, the UK's very own Precious Leader, who is at the center of this nonsense?

    I can't help but think that one of two situations prevails: either this is all driven by one screwy person with a great deal of power in Whitehall, or it's an entirely cynical move to further the Stasification of Britain.

    In the latter case, one can well envision a bunch of cops and their sympathizers being behind it all.

    We're all familiar with cops being so sure they know who's guilty that they don't hesitate to fudge the evidence; it's an attitude that comes with the job and one of the reasons civilized countries keep the cops under firm control by a magistrate who refuses to buy into their lies.

    Tell me, someone, has this kind of nonsense been going on since before Precious Jacqui got her grubby little mitts on the levers of power?

    And tell me, which of the two situations outlined seems more likely, given the available evidence?

    Meanwhile, since unsupported allegations will be listened to, I suggest anonymous complaints to the Thought Police about Labour MPs' family members to the Nth degree might have some interesting consequences.

    PS: it strikes me that maybe there's a third possible situation. Labour is trying to entrench itself so only party members in good standing qualify for much of anything, just as in the Soviet Union party members were the creme de la creme and everyone else a second-class comrade. Perhaps all these Stasificatory moves are merely intended to sweep, say, 95% of the UK population into the "suspected" category leaving behind only 5% to dictate the life of the country. Suspect? Can't vote. Suspect? Can't work in the public sector. Suspect? Automatically guilty on nobody at all's say so.

    Discussion, please, if the Divine Moderatrix doesn't mind.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    One law for the NuLab rich............

    @Anon - in this case, had the law been present, the newspaper would have been the ones prosecured for being in posession of the film. Max wasn't guilty of anything even under the new law.

    I'm fed up of talking with the Ministry of Justice. They have no actual serious answers to my most serious questions. Trying to write to the Prime Minister ends up with his protectors forwarding the correspondence to the MoJ and refusing point blank to put it under his nose even. The Obscene Publications Act is due for review this month and, although I don't know the consequences, if they have revoked the six guidance points that I provuded discussion for, then the CJ7Ip5 will seem to be even more stupid and out of touch.

    (the CPS control the guidance notes to the OPA, which is why the MoJ don't want to link anything to the OPA - it means the CPS could remove the teeth from the legislation if they wanted to.)

    The big problem with this law is the power given to the police ... the power to smash down your door and take any digital recording medium they wish despite who it belongs to. This includes music CD's and mobile phones. They can do this without having any charge to bring against you, and can keep things for six months. All it needs is the signature of a magistrate. And what level of proof do they need to give said person? Who knows ... perhaps show them a copy of a soft porn image and say that they want to check you out ... just in case?

    A raid like this happened to a friend of mine a few weeks ago. Slightly different cause, but it has really torn the household to pieces. It was not a prety sight. His reputation and his household, torn completely to shreds and yet he is still an innocent man.

    This law literally wants me to vomit down the throats of whomever at the MoJ are responsible for this sick act.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    @Rob

    I dunno, my Mistress seems to be pure Domme.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    @Parax - is the moderatrix affected

    I understand you're just "pulling her chain", but that could get all of us in trouble.

  19. Dave The Cardboard Box

    Nice picture

    sums it all up.

  20. Anonymous John

    Where's

    the Playmobil reconstruction?

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ AC 13:05

    "They're practically mainstream these days." Almost, close, but not quite (at least here in America). Has the lifestyle gained more acceptance than it had twenty years ago? Certainly yes. However it's still considered abhorrent behavior by many and those of us who tend to dwell in the edgier parts of the lifestyle still need to be a little extra cautious.

    However in comparison to the way the UK is going right now the road blocks that we still deal with over here seem very minor in comparison. Though I fear if McCain and his cronies end up in the white house we'll soon see protests just like this one forming on the streets of the U.S..

  22. Graham Marsden

    @Sir Runcible Spoon

    > Now you can't take a photo of a politician in a kinky sex act (can you say oranges) and publish it in the news of the screws

    Actually you can, because they can argue that it's "not for sexual arousal".

    Unfortunately publishing anything on how to engage in asphyxiphilia (asphyxiation for sexual arousal, which is what Stephen Milligan MP was doing) with photographs about how to perform such acts more safely *will* be illegal, so the Government will actually be creating a greater risk to people's lives by denying them important and relevant information!

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    hypocrites

    Fuc*ing hypocrites. Ask any dominatrix in London and they'll tell you the MPs, judges and lawyers are their biggest customers ( uh..I didn't mean big down there!).

    Bunch of fuc**ng hypocrites.

    For the last 20 friggin years I just can't figure out why the policitians in this country are so blind and can't see the few miles across the water over the English Channel to countries such as Germany and the Netherlands.

    The politicans in this country have always had an opinion that porn, that sex is wrong.

    Yet, in Europe, they're much more open about it, and have a different opinion.

    Why do the politicans that run this country think their opinion is right?

    Do we live in a democracy? Do we fuc*k. We live in a society where these tossers they call for an MP feel they have a right to impose upon us their moral beliefs, which they think are the 'right' ones to have. Clearly, the beliefs of the politicians in the countries of Germany and the Netherlands are different.

    Total bunch of hypocrites.

    In China, the former career of all 9 members of the Polit Bureau which run the country are engineers. In Britian, they're all bankers, accountants, lawyers.

    Let's have some decent qualified, logical thinking, practical problem solving ( and sex starved) engineers running our useless f***ng country. I bet they could do a much better job than the current bunch.

  24. Mark

    Re: I am seriously confused

    Firstly to add to my earlier comment - the "extreme porn" law has a clause specifically criminalise extracts from legally available films. So the Government's claim that this only covers illegal to publish material is clearly false.

    scott:

    "I do remember reading somewhere else that it is illegal to do harm, even if it's consenting. Where the f*ck does that leave boxing and all but the fluffiest of martial arts??"

    The law is rather confusing on this issue - technically, you can't consent to ABH except for some exceptions. However the number of exceptions is quite broad - sport as you suggest, but also body modifications (including a case where a man branded his wife's buttocks in private - see R v. Wilson). BDSM stands out as the one case that isn't an "exception", due to the Spanner case (R v. Brown) where consenting sadomasochists were sent to prison.

    A branding is legal. But if you get off on it, the same branding is illegal.

    However, more recently was the Mosley case - it was interesting that the Judge noted that although actual harm and possibly wounding was inflicted upon Mosley, the Judge ridiculed the idea that it was illegal, even though it was clearly S&M. His reasoning was that it wasn't as extreme as Spanner, so the precedent of R v. Brown didn't apply.

    But back to the original claim: "There was no intention to attack conduct, so long as it was legal and did not cause harm to the individuals participating in it."

    This is false anyway, since the law covers images of staged acts too (perhaps by "conduct" they mean "you can do it, but not take pictures", but this is still criminalising consenting adults for what they do - taking or viewing a picture is still "conduct", after all).

  25. Graham Marsden

    @Scott, @RW

    @Scott:

    > Boxing and martial arts doesn't involve sex (mostly).

    Apart from women's topless boxing, female on female "submission" wrestling and a few NSFW others...!

    > if someone makes a video of himself and his wife dressed in bondage gear, and engage in some mutual slap n tickle - but *don't* have sex on tape, then it's OK?

    No, because the offence is having *possession* of that video and, in someone else's entirely *subjective* opinion, it fits the criteria for "risking harm" and you had it for "sexual arousal".

    There is a "defence" in the CJIA that says you *are* allowed to own it if you can prove you were a "direct participant" in the acts shown, but that means that if you were videoing two other people you wouldn't have been a "direct" participant and even if it was you in it, were you to be dressed in head to toe leather/ rubber etc, how would you "prove" it was you? (Oh, and, of course, Paragraph 2 of Article 6 of the European Convention on Human Rights says you have the right to be presumed innocent, ie you do not have to *prove* your innocence, but when did this Government ever let trivialities like that get in the way of a Moral Crusade?

    @RW

    > has this kind of nonsense been going on since before Precious Jacqui got her grubby little mitts on the levers of power?

    Oh yes, it started under the reign of David "I'm blind, but I'll ban things I can't see" Blunkett, then was followed by Charles "ID Cards are good for you" Clark, followed by John "Jackboots" Reid. Wacky Jacqui is only the latest in a line of Home Secretaries to decide that we can't be trusted to look at pictures they don't like.

  26. RW
    Unhappy

    @ Graham Marsden

    I conclude, then, that there is an inner circle of police and pro-police-at-all-costs types within NuLabour. Or that has mesmerized NuLabour.

    An unelected, unaccountable clique at that.

    I weep for Britain and the Mother of Parliaments.

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Them and Us

    Labour has to be the most divisive ballot stuffing, electoral border shifting, government this country has ever had the displeasure to have foisted on them.

    I am not sure they represent anyone apart from themselves at this point.

    Who in their right mind is going to vote labour come the next general election, there cannot be a group they have not pissed off.

    Brown has lead this country into economic ruin, both as chancellor and PM unelected. We are the laughing stock of the western world.

    The banks have pulled out, research has been cut, small business left to shoulder the debts of the mismanaged corporations who are laying people off left right and centre, pensions linked to the market are shot to shit, and we are stuck in two foreign wars where we get nothing, and it is all Labour's fault.

    Quite incredible, demonstration of complete incompetence and corruption. These Labour people should be hanging their heads in shame, and not doing another thing apart from resigning and allowing a general election to be called as soon as possible, everything they touch turns to crap.

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @Graham Marsden

    "Unfortunately publishing anything on how to engage in asphyxiphilia (asphyxiation for sexual arousal, which is what Stephen Milligan MP was doing) with photographs about how to perform such acts more safely *will* be illegal"

    Will it though? As I read the law these instructions will not be used for sexual arousal in themselves but rather for safety in acts you were going to perform anyway.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    ...children?

    "Safeguarding children is top priority for this Government"

    Can someone tell me exactly what this law has to do with children..? Child porn is obviously unacceptable and a totally separate issue for which we already have quite clear laws and severe punishment.

    I suspect what the above statement really means is "exploiting fears about children to further our aims is top priority for this Government".

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Whiskey tango foxtrot, over.

    There is a lot of stuff that I know better than to try doing for real. What can be an enjoyable fantasy is often a real-life disaster in the making.

    Clearly, I am overqualified for a career in politics.

  31. Jimmy

    @ Adrian

    "Amazing how many AC there are posting - embrassed about something ?"

    If it's good enough for 'a government spokesman',and 'a source close to the minister' then it's just fine and dandy for everyone else. Not embarrassed, Adrian, simply following procedure.

    .

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Unhappy

    re: Whiskey tango foxtror, over.

    No politician banned something because they couldn't help *themselves*. It's always for the benefit of *others*.

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Black Helicopters

    If such images can corrupt people and cause them to offend...

    ...then surely violent movies and video games, and 'shock' sites showing real videos of nasties such as beheadings, ought to be made illegal in the same way, lest people who view them become serial killers.

    Won't anyone think of the children?

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It wasn't the politicos

    It wasn't the politicians. They weren't told about the way the MoJ fixed their REA "report" which conveniently left much information out of the picture. The politicians weren't told about the police enforcement of the OPA act and what the CJ&Ip5 lets them get away with... There was much that the MoJ didn't tell the politicians ... I honestly thought that the houses thought they were doing what was actually for the best. You want criminals and conspiritors in this, then look no further than the MoJ, the Police and Customs and Excise that was. Those poor Labour MP's that supported Liz whassername didn't have a clue that they've been used.

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Black Helicopters

    Correction...

    Can I make a correction to my statement, "Those poor Labour MP's that supported Liz whassername didn't have a clue that they've been used."

    It should have read... "Those poor Labour MP's that supported Liz whassername didn't have a clue that they've been used, abused, chewed up, spat out, trodden in to the ground and made to look like complete political amateures to the degree that 'Yes Minster' would look like 'Rainbow.' No wonder that no politician has the guts to stand up and admit they screwed up; they'd be made to look like fools by the very departments that are supposed to report to THEM!!!!"

    Um ... you don't think I'm taking this a touch, um, personally, do you?

  36. michael

    my 2 cents (presuming it is not devaluded)

    this law is never intended to be inforced it is there to scare pepol the definations are so vage that everybaody will stick to the defently safe white arears and not stray into the dubius gray arears thsi law craetes at risk of 5o years at a labor camp.

    to look at similar laws

    Viloent crime reduction act. that bans the sale and import of repiclar imation fire arms (fimilar to touse of us that play airsoft) there have been 0 arests

    hunting with hounds . 0 arests

    need I say more?

    actulry I think I do when this law comes into force can the reg be done for this pic?

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/16/moderatrix_boudoir/

    nuff said

  37. Daisy O'Byrne

    Children & B&D

    I note part of the reason for excluding any B&D is that children might be exposed. What about children who are naturally disposed and find out that this behavior is quite normal? A case in point, the poet Swinburne was caned at school and his reaction was such that the principal didn't know what to do and contacted the parents.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    Sexual without Representational

    LOL

  39. Jim
    Paris Hilton

    Big Brother again

    Need I say more.

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