back to article The Palm Palm: The Derringer of smartphones

No phone in 2018 has attracted as much real-world interest, I have found – and its invariable delight and amazement – as the credit-card sized Palm. By, er, ...Palm. (That's what it's called: Palm. Not Palm One or anything. Just Palm.) Both Verizon and TCL – the Chinese giant backing the project – both attracted some ridicule …

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  1. Jemma

    Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

    Great idea, but hell no at that price - £100 maybe unlocked. I've actually begun to leave the mobile at home because it's so big it interferes with me doing things (Doogee T5 lite) and it's not even particularly large. Give me this with a sliding keyboard ala HTC touch PRO and I'll happily bite your arm off, up to the elbow.

    And what's with the ridiculous prices? £1500 for a phone that costs £195-250 to build inclusive of "underpaid Asian worker tax"? That's not profit it's theft.

    1. JimboSmith Silver badge

      Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

      Agreed - great idea shame about the price.

    2. Gordan

      Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

      Or the original ZTE Blade.

    3. Nate Amsden

      Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

      quite surprised but perhaps I shouldn't be for the lack of comparison to the HP (Palm) Veer. Almost an identical form factor and target market. It was the last WebOS phone to fully launch (I don't count the Pre3 as it was canceled quite suddenly).

      https://www.gsmarena.com/hp_veer-3771.php

      The veer was quite cute, and no built in headphone jack though it did have a magnetic attachment to get a headphone jack(and micro USB). It did have a slide out keyboard which this new Palm lacks. It also had wireless charging. No WebOS devices had expandable storage unfortunately.

      I don't know what the Veer's sales were like but I remember the comments at the time when the market was going to bigger and bigger screens it seemed crazy to go the exact opposite direction though I appreciate the risk they took trying something different. I bought a Veer myself I think it was basically free when I renewed my ATT contract at the time(was using a Pre3). Never really had a use for the Veer outside of a toy. Ended up giving it to a webos developer a couple of years later.

      Still have my ATT Pre3 sitting in a box along with a French language version of the Pre3. My nearly 6 year old galaxy note 3 remains my daily driver and my first Android device.

    4. Jemma

      Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

      Well I just took delivery of the Unihertz Jelly Pro off Amazon in black. Amazing little thing - fits across the palm of my hand - just need to get nano sim for it & it'll replace the T5 lite as carry phone. Almost the same spec, LESS than a quarter the size. Good screen and I suspect 3 days battery life with 4G switched off and the usual power saving settings. It's so tiny it's almost too small. Definitely worth the £100 for a phone that'll fit in a pocket and doesn't double up as light artillery ammunition..

    5. Cavehomme_

      Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

      Oh look...at the photos in the article: "Alongside an iPhone SE"

      Yes, that's right, instead, for a mere £239 purchasing it outright, you could have bought a whole iPhone and it literally just "slightly larger!

      An Phone SE with 4-inch Retina display, A9 chip, Touch ID, 12MP rear camera, 720 front camera, 4G LTE2, fast Wi-Fi, 32GB storage, 2+ day battery, etc, etc..

      I fail to understand the purpose of this Palm as much as I fail to understand why people fork out £1000+ for an iPhone which they can by for a mere 20-25% of that.

    6. billdehaan

      Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

      That's not profit it's theft.

      It's whatever the market will bare, sadly.

      I, too, want a small, usable cell phone, like the 3.5" or 4.0" phones of old. Things you could throw in your pocket, charge every couple of days (or weeks), rather than mini-tablets that struggle to retain a charge for a day, scratch if you breath on them, require hip holsters or special carrying cases, can't be used with one hand, and cost five times what my Nokias did ten years ago.

      I picked up a Samsung S7 refurb over the summer for Cdn$200 (about £115), because at 5.1", it was the smallest usable phone I could find. And at 5.1" it boasted about having a "one-handed mode", as if this were an oddity.

      Hard to believe that when Steve Jobs rolled out iPhone 1.0, he actually apologized for the size of the overly large 3.5" phone. Today, phones with the word "compact" in their name clock in at 4.7" or larger.

      There are 4" phones available out there, yes. But they're universally horribly underpowered and practically unusable. This Palm iteration is practically the only thing I've seen that even tries to be usable.

      If it weren't for the fact that my Pebble smartwatch requires an Android or IOS application to connect to the phone, I would probably switch back to my Nokia C3 or 5130.

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

        There are many small phones like this already knocking around the Chinese sellers and the crowdfunding websites.

    7. David Paul Morgan

      Re: Oh look, they re invented the HTC Touch Diamond.

      less than 20GBP delivered...

      https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Soyes-7S-Dual-Sim-Small-Mini-Android-Smart-Touch-Screen-Mobile-Phone/232721622830?_trkparms=aid%3D555017%26algo%3DPL.CASSINI%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D55149%26meid%3D41675ce80d674442bd36ac59bf5c02b5%26pid%3D101006%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26%26itm%3D232721622830&_trksid=p2045573.c101006.m3226

  2. ElReg!comments!Pierre
    WTF?

    "useless coin pocket" ?

    Surely you jest.

    Quick check: my "useless coin pocket" currently holds

    - about 7 € in small change, because coffee machines

    - a 20 € note because that can come in handy

    - a naildriver, because it does everything you could possibly want to do (pop open a beer bottle, rip a parcel open, break the ice in the freezer, dig a hole to plant seeds, emergency sharpening of a blunt blade, open letters, file your nails on the rigged sides for the ladies, you name it -really *).

    That is perhaps my most useful pocket!

    *and I'm not even Strine! Imagine what THEY could do.

    1. Sgt_Oddball

      Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

      It's not a coin pocket! Those are for pocket watches and you were expected to have the chain attached to your belt.

      As for mine I now look for trousers with them on as they're perfect for keeping my car key in.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

        Mine has the remote RFID button thing to open the doors at work.

        It does mean I have to grind sensually against a couple of door frames to get it close enough

        1. Sgt_Oddball

          Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

          It does mean I have to grind sensually against a couple of door frames to get it close enough

          Mines in my wallet for same effect, annoyingly though only one door has the reader low enough and its the one that's a tad wonky natch....

      2. joeW

        Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

        I've more commonly heard it called the condom pocket. That may say a lot about the company I keep I suppose.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

          "I've more commonly heard it called the condom pocket."

          The one on my jeans was called a "ticket pocket" - which they did very nicely with the old small thick cardboard UK railway and Tube tickets. Even then that was a snug fit. Nowadays tickets have gone from credit card size to airline size.

          1. katrinab Silver badge

            Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

            "Nowadays tickets have gone from credit card size to airline size."

            Where are you travelling? In London, my ticket is an actual American Express credit card. Elsewhere, it is the orange credit card sized tickets that have been around for about 30 years now.

            1. MrMerrymaker

              Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

              Same. I'm in the North but I even got the orange ticket when I was last dahn sarf too..

      3. Pedigree-Pete
        Facepalm

        Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

        All my trousers with "coin pockets" seem a perfect fit for a standard Zippo lighter. I thought that was what they are for. Coins, put coins in there, I can never get them out. :) PP

    2. Jay Lenovo

      Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

      Based on average use, its like the front flap pocket in men's brief underwear.

      It's there, but pretty much no one uses it.

      However, shove a palm phone in and ancient lint will have a new friend.

    3. Gene Cash Silver badge

      Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

      I cut that thing out of all my pants because I was tired of getting my phone/keys/wallet/etc hooked in it, and have to struggle to not drop it on the floor.

      Anything I DID put in it invariably dumped out the next time I sat down, so it was worse than useless.

    4. Franco

      Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

      For many years I've carried either a Swiss Army Knife or a Leatherman Squirt in that pocket.

      Anyway, as nice as the phone looks it's FAR too expensive. Anyone who is so worried about missing calls etc whilst out running, at the gym and so on will already have bought either an arm holder or shorts or leggings with a phone pocket at the rear waistband, and a quick check on Amazon reveals that you could buy a midrange Nokia (and no doubt other 'droids) and a fitness watch for less than the price of this phone.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

        The Victorinox Manager - about 2 1/2 " long, like the Victorinox Classic SD but has a Phillips screwdriver, bottle opener and wire stripper in addition to the sharp knife, scissors, file and flathead driver. Strangely not sold in UK shops but available in Europe and online.

        Enough to wire a plug, or slice up some cheese.

        1. Franco

          Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

          Almost exactly what I have, mine's a midnite manager which adds an LED torch.

          Very useful at this time of year for the inevitable putting batteries in toys on Christmas Day.

    5. Trilkhai

      Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

      Quick check: my "useless coin pocket" currently holds

      - about 7 € in small change, because coffee machines

      - a 20 € note because that can come in handy

      - a naildriver, because it does everything you could possibly want to do (pop open a beer bottle, rip a parcel open, break the ice in the freezer, dig a hole to plant seeds, emergency sharpening of a blunt blade, open letters, file your nails on the rigged sides for the ladies, you name it -really *).

      I have to admit that I'm jealous — even though I wear "old-school" relaxed-fit jeans (plain old women's Levi's), the coin pocket on mine is nowhere near that large. It mostly just acts as a place to temporarily stash one or two keys or the 4cm-wide keyfob; it's too narrow for anything else.

    6. cray74

      Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

      a naildriver, because it does everything you could possibly want to do

      If you have a moment, would you mind sharing the make and model of the naildriver? I've gone through a lot of pocket tools and settled on, basically, a folding knife because most of the others weren't useful. Something less stabby and alarming to coworkers would be appreciated.

      1. ElReg!comments!Pierre

        Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

        Something less stabby and alarming to coworkers

        That is the very reason why I switched from centerpunch to nailpunch. I do own a couple of them of various makes due to the security drones at airports sometimes insisting that they are weapons (since, you know, they are made of steel - don't ask) and thus discarding them.

        I usually go with whatever I can find at the local hardware store in the 10-cm range or so. Right now I carry a MacAllister but I'm pretty sure that's a French store brand. They look very much like Silverlines. When I was in Northern America I liked Fuller ones. Very durable if a bit expensive compared to store brands, and the square-ish head is actually quite pleasant.

    7. 's water music
      Gimp

      Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

      I keep a billiards table in mine, in case I fancy a quick game

  3. Teiwaz

    Very, very nice

    Apart from

    a) the price

    b) bloody android.

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: Very, very nice

      b) bloody android.

      I clicked in here to say the same thing. I really like the idea and the size but the presence of the dreaded scumdroid is a stonewall dealbreaker.

      Shame.

      1. AMBxx Silver badge

        Re: Very, very nice

        Yep. I'm on my first Android (Windows phone refugee). I have nothing by Apple in the house, but I'm contemplating iPhone next time just to get away from Android.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Very, very nice

      So you'd prefer what, Tizen? Sailfish? Linux?

      1. Teiwaz

        Re: Very, very nice

        So you'd prefer what, Tizen? Sailfish? Linux?

        yes

        But something not as slurpy and with better battery usage would do even if not quite as featureful.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Very, very nice

          My current phone is a Sailfish. My next phone - which I ordered on ebay and should arrive shortly - is also going to be a Sailfish. Why?

          - privacy by design

          - apps in store are all open source

          - very fast

          - easy on the battery

          - gestures work extremely well

          - full Linux system

          For the apps where you cannot find a native counterpart, you have the option of running Android apps.

          1. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: Very, very nice

            Yes, Sailfish is the great Finnish hope. Appropriately adaptation of Linux for phone use, as linux is a Finnish originated OS.

            1. Glen 1
              Holmes

              Re: Very, very nice

              > linux is a Finnish originated OS.

              Erm... not exactly.

              The Linux Kernel started as a clone of an American OS led by a Finish bloke with many international contributors, with much of the user space written thanks to the American-originating GNU project (also with many international contributors)

              or so I've Hurd.

              I'm sure someone will be along to correct me if I'm mistaken.

              1. werdsmith Silver badge

                Re: Very, very nice

                Yep, that says Finnish originated in another way.

      2. FrankAlphaXII
        Joke

        Re: Very, very nice

        Psh....They want Windows 10.

        Why? Simple. Its the best, Windowsiest semi-intelligent phone OS evurr!!

  4. Craig 2

    Brilliant... Next year's model will be sold on "10% larger screen, etc etc"

    aaaaand repeat...

  5. Ken 16 Silver badge

    Yes, but...

    Sony Xperia Ray did all that and more, I've even seen NOS ones for 50 quid on e'Bey

    1. sorry, what?
      Stop

      Re: Yes, but...

      If you want small, and just something for emergency calling, for less than £20 this looks about right:

      https://china-gadgets.com/l8star-bm10-mini-mobile-phone/

      That said, it is probably sending lots of (SMS-based) data back to the Chinese secret police.

    2. Ken 16 Silver badge
      Boffin

      Re: Yes, but...

      In fact it motivated me to dig out my Ray, I dropped it from Marshmallow to Kitkat and it's stable again. I couldn't get microg to install so google play services are eating up 1/3rd of my RAM but it's running enough apps to be useful and Evie launcher makes it look modern.

  6. Adair Silver badge

    Xperia X10 mini pro

    With slide out keyboard -- fabulous!

    1. Ken 16 Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Xperia X10 mini pro

      ah, but that one wouldn't fit into my coin pocket - only the Ray did that

    2. Phil Kingston

      Re: Xperia X10 mini pro

      Still miss my mini pro.

  7. clanger9

    £350 for a locked phone?

    I'm assuming this is locked to Vodafone? In which case, count me out.

    Shame - the design looks brilliant.

  8. Roq D. Kasba

    Waiting for the unbranded knockoff priced right

    I'm sure you can get this 90% right for £50, and someone will.

    1. Mr Humbug

      Re: Waiting for the unbranded knockoff priced right

      https://www.amazon.co.uk/Unihertz-Smallest-Smartphone-Android-Unlocked/dp/B0752BYRHM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1545156932&sr=8-1&keywords=unihertz

      But it was done first

  9. Dr_N
    Thumb Down

    Nice concept!

    And good to see someone designing something other than the usual slabs.

    Pity about the 8hr battery life and the ridiculous £350 pricetag.

    1. xanda
      Meh

      Re: Nice concept!

      "...thoroughly fed up with the large, heavy attention-sucking monsters that smartphones have become...

      ...many long for the simplicity and small size of the feature phone of yesteryear."

      Amen to that!

      We would love a flip or slider phone with buttons again, with a more robust & water resistant case. Think Motorola RAZR but with 4G and dual SIM.

      The touchscreen thing has its uses but having to take it everywhere is such a pain: bulky, difficult to use with disability/single-handed/with gloves on and expensive to drop kerbside. Having a companion phone when that suits best is a great idea.

      But it needs to be done right - it cannot be just a miniature Android - it needs to offer something else; something it's counterpart does not do.

      The Palm doesn't seem to have done this: no buttons, lacklustre battery life and no maybe no call recording (now being ditched by Android). Other valiant but poorly supported efforts like the HTC Mini+ and SocBlue A850 arguably came closer.

      Perhaps using a simpler, lower cost device as a primary, complemented with a beefier touchscreen partner when desired, is the best way forward?

  10. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    2nd phone

    Has anyone found an operator that will let you have two phones with the same number active on the same network at the same time ?

    Or are you expected to swap the sim every time you want to go jogging, to the gym, etc etc

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