back to article Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

It's a bit of a cliche that "everything's connected", but O2's stunning outage yesterday – chalked up by Swedish kitmaker Ericsson to an expired software certificate – is a reminder of how true that is. Payment terminals croaked, bus displays went blank. Strangers blinked at each other in the street, like Robinson Crusoe …

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  1. Alan Bourke

    Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.

    And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.

      The fog's getting thicker.....And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

      In fog, the time to worry is when the word "Scania" looms into view and is getting rapidly larger.

      1. Ozumo

        Re: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.

        Or ovloV

  2. fedoraman
    Flame

    Acronyms

    FFS (For F£$k Sake) expand your acronyms the first time you use them!

    I've got better things to do on a Friday mid-morning than work out whether M2M means made to measure, machine-to-machine, or some defunct Norwegian pop duo!

    Well, slightly better, I mean - reading the Reg ......

    1. upsidedowncreature

      Re: Acronyms

      Indeed. '"MVP" mentality' - Model/View/Presenter mentality? Most Valued Professional mentality?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Acronyms

        Minimum Viable Product

        What normal people would call an alpha release

        1. hoola Silver badge

          Re: Acronyms

          MVP, what counts for any normal techy solution in the current day. Deliver the absolute minimum, promise the earth & walk away, safe in the knowledge that unless the customer is really, really big there is sod all anyone can do about it.

          And even if you are really big, this is still probably sod all you can do about it.

      2. Ozumo

        Re: Acronyms

        Most Valuable Player

    2. Dr Who

      Re: Acronyms

      Beat me to it

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Acronyms

      As this is a "co.uk" site they're abbreviations not acronyms

      1. A.P. Veening Silver badge

        Re: Acronyms

        "As this is a "co.uk" site they're abbreviations not acronyms"

        No, these are all TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms).

        1. The First Dave
          Headmaster

          Re: Acronyms

          All of these were, indeed Three Letter Abreviations (TLA's)

          1. Semtex451

            Re: Acronyms

            Agreed, in my book an acronym should be pronounceable, as in SNAFU

        2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Acronyms

          "No, these are all TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms)."

          Two out of three ain't bad.

          Three Letter Abbreviations.

          1. TRT Silver badge

            Re: Acronyms

            MJE.

            Miniumum Journalistic Effort

            or

            Maximum Jargon Enclosure

            1. Ragarath

              Re: <strike>Acronyms</strike> Initialism

              Came up on the first Google search so it must be right.

              Acronym = Letters that from words

              Abbreviation = Shortened word E.G. St, Dr etc

              Initialism = First letter of each word and enunciated E.G. VIP

              If I'm wrong blame Google, it's not that I'm lazy... honest!

              1. #define INFINITY -1

                Re: <strike>Acronyms</strike> Initialism

                Wow, on a dot-uk site, no-one seems to have a copy of Fowler? This all falls under 'curtailment', and Britons do not need to keep their vocabulary in the Victorian era. Acronymn is a 20th century invention.

              2. Danny 4

                Re: <strike>Acronyms</strike> Initialism

                Abbreviation = Shortened word E.G. St, Dr etc

                I always thought St and Dr were contractions but never bothered with the apostrophe.

                1. TRT Silver badge

                  Re: <strike>Acronyms</strike> Initialism

                  No. St. and Dr. are abbreviations.

                  Can't and Don't are contractions - they are made up from two or more words.

        3. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: Acronyms

          "No, these are all TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms)."

          Ok, so what is M2M then? TLAAN? (Two Letters And A Number)

        4. illiad

          Re: Acronyms

          what about ETLAs??? :P

  3. Aladdin Sane

    Hanlon's razor strikes again.

    1. Anonymous Custard

      Most definitely - Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

      1. Wayland

        Hanlon's razor

        How about DBN. Don't Be Naive. People can be bad so stop giving them the benefit of the doubt. If they did something wrong don't let them off just because you think they did not mean it.

  4. djstardust

    Was this

    Not the same Ericsson who caused a series of outages on O2 in 2012?

    Lessons learned of course .......

    1. Alister

      Re: Was this

      Lessons learned of course

      Not sure which of the lessons from the 2012 outage would be applicable to yesterday's situation?

      1. Threlkeld

        Re: Was this

        They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.”

        ― A.A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner

    2. Voland's right hand Silver badge

      Re: Was this

      Do not blame Ericsson here.

      UK telco operations have a well established and entrenched fear of certificates for anything.

      Once upon a time, before I went back to write software, I still did network architecture including security aspects. So while working in a major UK telco I proposed the idea of certificates everywhere for purposes of inventory, identification and security of provisioning. I was freshly out of a vendor where I did most of the design and implementation of a x509 retrofit into everything and they became the foundation of how the system fits together. So I was expecting some questions or a technical discussion.

      I got none.

      The faces around the table looked like they were a still frame from The Shining. They looked at the idea like I was serving a disemboweled body with maggots and suggesting they eat it. They were horrified at the idea despite having less than 60% accurate inventory and a long standing requirement to secure key aspects of the network management.

      This fear has its roots in incidents like the one in O2. It is also the root cause of incidents like O2.

      UK telcos (and most telcos in general) fail to understand the most basic principle of using X509 for infrastructure purposes.

      It is: YOU RUN YOUR OWN CA. No vendor roots. The root is yours. And so are ALL certs.

      Because they do not understand it and fear it, they either use vendor certs (which expire at the most unfortunate moment) or outsource it to an external CA which defeats the purpose of the exercise as you are no longer in control of your network. Either one of these results in an incident like O2 which in turn results in more fear, more vendor use and more outsourcing.

      Ad naseum, rinse repeat.

      Oh, and by the way, no lessons will be learned from this incident - O2 will NOT start running its own CA as it should.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Was this

        How difficult is it to put the certificate expiry date in the electronic diary with a reminder a fortnight before

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Was this

          In what electronic diary? Notifying whom?

          Do you know how many certificates large enterprises have to manage now? It would be a full time job for someone - but if you made it that, you'd be screwed when they went on vacation or quit and the reminder from their electronic diary went to /dev/null.

          The whole system around certificates is irretrievably broken if you require humans to be in the middle of it. It has to be automated - a subscription service that automatically updates. We will never see the end of such issues so long as humans have to be "reminded", because we are fallible. If the certificate for some weird page hardly anyone visits expires, it might be weeks before the company is notified. If the certificate required for mobile data to work at a large provider expires, it could do a lot of damage in the hours required for the problem to be diagnosed and corrected.

          1. Roland6 Silver badge

            Re: Was this

            The whole system around certificates is irretrievably broken if you require humans to be in the middle of it. It has to be automated - a subscription service that automatically updates.

            Suggest you dust down the risk assessments from the mid-1990's for Single-Sign-On solutions - these worked well whilst everything worked, break something and everything fell into a rather big heap, from which it was easier to reset and start again than trying to recover...

            The obvious issue with subscription services is ensuring the bank account(s) from which monies are automatically taken always have sufficient funds (or haven't been closed) and if there is a hiccup in payment processing things get escalated so that action can be taken before certificates expire...

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Was this

              True, payment processing can be a problem, but no more of a problem than it is for manual payment. Ideally it would be done with a yearly subscription for all your certificates in a lump sum, or paid in monthly installments, rather than dribbling out a small payment each time a certificate is renewed. The accounting department would HATE YOU if you managed 3000 certificates and each was a separate charge for yearly renewal!

              Automated renewal also makes it practical to have certificates that last only a month, making the cumbersome process of revoking them if compromised less of a factor.

              1. Roland6 Silver badge

                Re: Was this

                If your organisation relied on certificates and you were using more than a handful, I suggest you would be well advised to set up your own PKI, it isn't all that difficult. That would reduce your 3000 certificate (subscriptions) to one root certificate.

                It also makes it practical to have as you suggest short lived certificates as they would be wholly managed within your own infrastructure.

                BTY, if your Accounts department can't handle 3000 certificate renewals a year then there is something wrong with it - its not that difficult in many accounts/financial systems to set up a bank account and ledger for reoccurring IT expenditure/subscriptions. But I expect the problem is that in many companies IT doesn't talk finance to Finance and so get things neatly structured.

        2. Oneman2Many

          Re: Was this

          Not so simple when you have thousands of certs to look after. However when you have that many certs then all the more reason to have processes in place to manage certs properly

          1. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: Was this

            Thousands of certs is precisely why they should be electronically tracked.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Was this

              And that still requires a manual process to insure EVERY certificate finds its way into that electronic monitoring system. This is better than a manual process around every renewal since you only need to do it once for a certificate and then you are good for as long as that particular certificate-requiring function remains exactly the same.

              Better, but not good enough.

      2. ItWasn'tMe

        Re: Was this

        Alternatively I have first hand experience of a UK telco that did act as a CA, but then managed to 'lose' the passphrase to their root cert! You couldn't make it up

        1. werdsmith Silver badge

          Re: Was this

          Cheap almost free open source monitoring software can keep an eye on certificates and give you prior warning that the date in one is approaching. You can choose how much warning you want and it will display it on a dashboard in red, ,send you an email or automatically open an ITIL compliant helpdesk ticket for you, with P1 urgency if you want.

          Even the most shoddy IT shops I've dealt with have this sorted. It's really simple stuff.

          1. Mandoscottie

            Re: Was this

            werdsmith, your missing a vital point, your assuming O2 (the company) actually give a fook (shareholders will if share price slides longer than 24hours).

            Give it a week and nobody will even remember they had an outage, once they can upload fish face pictures to instatwat or pictures of their lunch to twatbook

      3. Dave Bell

        Re: Was this

        I can see what you're getting at. The certificate system has a different purpose for this situation. It isn't about somebody such as me, downloading software from a myriad of possible suppliers, possibly via intermediaries, where the certificate is about blocking access to possible malware, now with such things as HTTPS. Secure delivery still needs attention, but once a genuine copy of the software is delivered and authorised for use, the supplier's action (or inaction) shouldn't be able to stop it working.

        Yeah, I suppose contracts can set up something like software rental, and that's nothing new. But if you shut down your customer I am sure the lawyers would be interested in the procedures you followed.

  5. el kabong

    Move fast, break things

    break your neck too.

  6. Semtex451

    What was it that Giffgaff did that they come in for so much stick?

    1. MrMerrymaker

      Appealed to a customer base of the lowest common denominator?

      1. MrMerrymaker

        Why the thumbs down? I'm with giffgaff!

        But a look in their forums shows tons of people just screaming at them, who didn't even bother reading the news. Even the Grauniad mentioned it in enough depth to say it wasn't Giffgaff at fault

        1. werdsmith Silver badge

          You see people in Grauniad comments doing the same.

          In fact all over the internet.

        2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          "But a look in their forums shows tons of people just screaming at them, who didn't even bother reading the news."

          How were they supposed to read the news when their phone data connection was down? You don't honestly think they would have something old fashioned like a landline based connection or a radio or even a TV, do you? No, of course not. The world had just ended!

          1. Roland6 Silver badge

            "How were they supposed to read the news when their phone data connection was down?"

            How were they able to post in forums if they had no data connection...

            I suggest that those able to access forums weren't those truely impacted by this outage, who's smartphone would have been reduced to a games console for Snake and Tetris (aside: showing my age here)

        3. Mandoscottie

          Giff, Gaff, you mean Telefonica aka O2?

          Maybe its just me but their adverts really get on my goat, moreso than any other telcos ads (which are bad) every add they spout all i can hear in my head is Liar Liar Bums on fire, your telefonica in disguise you charlatan!

          replace Giff Gaff with Tesco, Sky and Lyca......it fits!

    2. Rogerborg 2.0

      GiffGaff made a point of not blamesplaining that it wuz O2 wut dun it, they just apologised to their customers as though they were at fault.

      Worse than Hitler, really.

      1. caffeine addict

        blamesplaining

        There are currently 30 google results for that abomination for a word.

        If it becomes popular, we're holding you directly responsible. The tar is already being warmed and the chickens are being plucked...

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