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Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid

Neil Barnes Silver badge
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Plus one...

for the George Mikes reference!

Colin Wright

Re: Plus one...

I thought it was a nice touch in a nice article.

alain williams Silver badge

Black Friday ?

I shall simply ignore it. I have enough tat & don't really need any more.

macjules Silver badge
Pint

Re: Black Friday ?

According to some nondescript store in Kensington High Street (Uniglo or something like that) it seems that "Black Friday" actually runs from Thursday 22nd November through to Wednesday 28th November. Quite how one day can last a week I am not sure but to me it is an indicator not to buy anything tagged "Black [whatever]" in the knowledge that it will be previously unsold, warehoused tat from 2 years ago.

No, I shall be British and wait for the proper sales that start on Boxing Day, when we all queue up in an orderly fashion, stampede into Harrod's and lay waste.to the china department, safe in the assumption that they buy in cheap and nasty china just for the occasion.

(Beer, 'cos it's Black Friday today)

Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

Re: Black Friday ?

Quite how one day can last a week I am not sure

Hmmm..last time I got dragged around the shops by The War Department, she assured me it was only for "an hour or so", but it felt like a week :-/

Florida1920 Silver badge
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@macjules Re: Black Friday ?

Quite how one day can last a week I am not sure
I've had days at work that seemed like years.

The one with the obsolete big-screen telly in the pocket.

jelabarre59 Silver badge

Re: Black Friday ?

Quite how one day can last a week I am not sure...

" ...You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio? Well I spent a week there one day..." - John Denver

Mage Silver badge
Devil

Re: Black Friday ?

Carphone warehouse (a long past its sell by date name) has had a "black tag" sale for ages.

Curiously it's usually empty, while there is often a queue at the mobile phone booth in Tesco. The same Mall has Vodafone, Three and Eir shops, mostly busier than CPW, but less busy than the Tesco booth.

Yet again Which? is warning that the deals are often bogus or for things you shouldn't buy. Perhaps Dabsy's timely warning should have been LAST week, though Cyber Monday (the worst day of the year to buy online) is not yet arrived.

Stork Bronze badge

Re: Black Friday ?

The beer in question is Guinness, then?

FlamingDeath Bronze badge
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Re: Black Friday ?

But but, shiney!

Semtex451 Silver badge
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@ Dabbsy

Sir are you not able to claim dual nationality, British and also that of your wife, by dint of being married to your wife, or somesuch?

Thereby we can keep our brother Scots within our beloved Union.

Dave K Silver badge

Re: @ Dabbsy

Depends on the country she's from. My wife is German, but unfortunately Germany doesn't allow dual-nationality - otherwise I'd consider it to ensure I keep an EU passport for easier travelling. Ahh well!

MonkeyCee Silver badge

Re: @ Dabbsy

"unfortunately Germany doesn't allow dual-nationality"

To be pedantic, lots of countries don't like dual nationality, and will make a big deal about you giving up your old nationality, but it's legally almost impossible for them to do so.

In general you can't ever not have a nationality, nor renounce your current one if it's your only one. There are some odd exceptions, but in general that's the case.

When you gain a new nationality, one of two situations occurs. If your current nation won't allow you to gain another one, then you gain the new one, then lose the old. Otherwise you keep both. You can then choose to give up one of them. You can also have one taken away by the nation it belongs too.

But at no point can nation A remove the nationality of nation B from anyone. Ever.

The Dutch are even more picky than the Germans, and they admit that, legally, if I'm granted citizenship that I cannot be made to renounce my current nationalities (British and NZ).

Actually getting nationality is slightly more tricky if you don't actually live in the country.

According to the draft agreement, anyone who has been in another EU country for 5+ years gets permanent residency (ie nationality less a few bits) immediately upon brexit. If less than 5, then keep current rights, get residency after 5.

I'm also 99% sure that if the Dabbs household moved to the ancestral home of Mme Dabbs, then Dabbsy gets to come with, and gets to live and work while accumulating the 5 years. Same for children. Exactly which blood relatives are something that is in the haggling details.

The actual agreements are well worth reading. The UK stays in the EU, follows EU rules, agrees to pay an appropriate contribution and the ECJ is the top court still. But no votes. Even knowing some of the finer haggling points, I don't actually see what the UK has gotten out of this, other than moving the deadline a couple of years down the road.

Oh, and for the fuckers who tried to pull this shit off, I don't think it's worked. The anti money laundering stuff is part of the deal, including full details of all beneficial ownership.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: @ Dabbsy

"[...] but unfortunately Germany doesn't allow dual-nationality [...]"

When did that happen? Back in the early Noughties a young friend from Turkey (Turkish father, German mother) was saying that when he reached conscription age he was allowed to choose between Turkey or Germany for his military service. Presumably he chose Germany as he later went to university there.

Alistair Dabbs

Re: @ Dabbsy

I’m not sure how I feel about “nationality”. I was born and brought up as an Anglo-Scot and even though I suppose I’m a bit of a Francophile, I’d only be pretending if I acquired a French passport. It’s a bit like those annoying men and women you meet from time to time who evidently benefited from a comfortable middle-class upbringing but pretend to be working-class heroes.

Dan 55 Silver badge

Re: @ Dabbsy

I think Germany want to see actual proof you've renounced your previous non-EU nationality before giving you German nationality.

So before Brexit you can have them both, after Brexit, Germany will want to see the letter from your caring sharing Home Office saying fuckity bye. However even so you can then go back to Home Office later and pay a lot of money and (hopefully) get it back again.

Meanwhile, e.g. Spain wants you to solemnly pinky promise you will renounce your previous nationality at the ceremony where you get your Spanish nationality, but doesn't do much more than that.

As for permanent residency, most EU countries allow the foreign partner to stay with their family whatever his of her income. The exception is, of course, the UK where high income threshold test is individual instead of per household and it doesn't matter if the partner is forced to leave as Skype apparently ticks the "right to family life" box.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: @ Dabbsy

"I don't actually see what the UK has gotten out of this"

It's Taken Back Control.

Yes, I know it's meaningless. It always was. But it was what a fraction of the nation voted for.

Now some of them have realised they won't actually done that come Brexit day.

What they haven't realised yet is that if they get a hard Brexit they still won't have taken back control. Half the world's map isn't coloured pink any more. The sun set on the empire long ago. There is no control to take back.

Waseem Alkurdi

Re: @ Dabbsy

In general you can't ever not have a nationality,

Ever heard of stateless persons?

Jamtea

Re: @ Dabbsy

"Yes, I know it's meaningless. It always was. But it was what a fraction of the nation voted for."

It's a bigger fraction that has ever voted in anything than has voted for anything else in British history. If you want to diminish the voting majority by trying to disparage it as an insignificantly small fraction, no vote ever has tallied the numbers that Brexit has, and there are many elections that have had smaller majorities.

Agree or disagree with the outcome, campaigning or whatever you like, the legitimacy of the actual referendum vote itself is indisputable. 72.2% of voters turning out with over 33.5 million votes isn't too shabby for any vote. With a 3.8% majority in favour, it's a clearly legitimate majority also.

Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

Re: @ Dabbsy

Well, what with all the insecurity around brexit, I am glad I could get Dutch citizenship (having a Dutch mother and being born and raised in the Netherlands), but much to my surprise I could simply keep my British citizenship (which I got automatically through having British father). In the past they did a lot of huffing and puffing about dual nationality, but now suddenly there wasn't a problem. I still have a good five years of validity on my UK passport, and given the price of these things, I was glad I didn't have to discard it and get a Dutch one instead (and yes, I have Scottish and Dutch ancestry).

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Anonymous Coward

Re: @ Dabbsy

If you are (un)lucky enough to be born in NI then you are at least guaranteed dual nationality - British and Irish citizenship.

Given brexit, there have been some surprising characters who have exercised this right who would otherwise denounce their Irish-ness...

(AC because it's a whole other can of worms)

Dan 55 Silver badge

Re: @ Dabbsy

The Netherlands huffs and puffs about dual nationality, but I don't think any country would (or even could) make you renounce a nationality which is yours at birth... the only thing is you just took a while to get it officially recognised.

Naughtyhorse

plus 1

for the dan reference shoehorned in at the end.

good work that man!

Potemkine! Silver badge

Are you crazy Malheureux! If people stop buying crap, economy would collapse!

Boris the Cockroach Silver badge

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Bah humbug. When Black Friday comes, I'm gonna dig myself a hole.

You'll need the queue for the shovels, then queue up at the official hole digging area (might be a bit of a wait due to all the MPs/cabinet ministers currently digging)

chivo243 Silver badge

Queue Jumping

Ever been to the Netherlands? I think they were an early adopter of "Survival of the First in Line".

Anonymous Coward
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Re: the Netherlands ... an early adopter of "Survival of the First in Line".

I was in a Dutch bank some years ago. The branch was virtually empty, one customer being served at the single staffed counter position, and there was no queue. I stood generally in the vicinity of where a queue should be formed, having seen nobody around, let alone one with with a sort of "I am waiting my turn" cast to their general demeanour.

The customer being served finished, and as they walked off, I went the few steps to the counter, then...

.. apparently from nowhere, a random and somewhat angry Dutchman appeared and remonstrated with me, presumably for stealing his place in the queue. I am not sure how I was supposed know the queue was actually behind a curtain, or the large pot plant, or where ever the hell it was he had been hiding away, and not at the pole in the vicinity of the counter, where it seemed likely any queue should be formed, but hey. I didn't much see the point in arguing. It would have been tricky in any case, what with me not speaking any Dutch.

Presumably it was a spatially dispersed queue, where all parties have to to play a sort of Netherlandish version of hide-and-seek, and join the queue by first finding the last person in it, then remembering who and where they were, before hiding themselves so the next-comer can join in the fun.

This may only have been a uniquely Delft tradition though, and not typical of the Dutch at all. I don't recall it ever happening again, but then I did start checking more assiduously for any superficially nonchalant "I'm not waiting in a queue" body language that concealed a true, darker purpose.

chivo243 Silver badge
Happy

Re: the Netherlands ... an early adopter of "Survival of the First in Line".

I learned early on to count the number of people in the room, these days anything remotely important with a queue has a paper chit with your number on it. Perhaps you forgot to take a number?

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

Re: the Netherlands ... an early adopter of "Survival of the First in Line".

"Perhaps you forgot to take a number?"

Many years ago it took us some wasted time in Sweden before we twigged the number issuing machine and the number annunciator.

Phil Endecott Silver badge

Re: the Netherlands ... an early adopter of "Survival of the First in Line".

> Perhaps you forgot to take a number?

Trouble is there are inevitably two buttons on the take-a-number machine.

I remember in somewhere Scandinavian the two buttons were labelled roughly “Homtyfomtybumfluff” and “Expedition”.

I asked the person behind me if she could possibly translate these for me and she said, “I’m sorry I don’t know the English for Homtyfomtybumfluff, but Expedition is Expedition”. Since I wasn’t going on an expedition, I pressed Homtyfumtybumfluff. Some sort of klaxon went off out the back and a new person with a different uniform appeared in a new window whose curtain was raised, and my number appeared above it. I walked up purposefully to ask for my “three stamps for postcards to Scotland please’” and found this was the counter for passport applications, driving licenses, gun permits and so on. I sheepishly returned to the back of the “expedition” queue.

Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

Re: the Netherlands ... an early adopter of "Survival of the First in Line".

Sounds like you encountered a version of the "Barber Shop" queuing system

WallMeerkat Bronze badge

Re: the Netherlands ... an early adopter of "Survival of the First in Line".

The barber system

The old look around and getting the nod of latecomers to approach the hallowed barbering chair.

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

I've already done my black Friday shopping, I had to fight off three nuns and a priest, but I got the last “Peace on Earth” wall hanging.

Mycho Silver badge

Scottish passport

True fact, many years ago I went to university on Scotchland in case they were about to declare independence so I could say I lived in both.

It's a decent place if you like chips, cold things and sore ankles.

DuchessofDukeStreet

Re: Scottish passport

We have IrnBru. No further discussion required.

And whisky.

QED

Alistair Dabbs

Re: Scottish passport

And Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers.

Danny 14 Silver badge

Re: Scottish passport

and intestines,liver and kidneys boiled in a sheep stomach (perhaps they dont taste nice deep fried?). Mmm hearty breakfast (not a mickey take I do like haggis)

Mycho Silver badge

Re: Scottish passport

You can get Irn Bru and Tunnocks in the South of England.

PerlyKing
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Re: Haggis

And lungs. Don't forget the lungs!

Mycho Silver badge

Re: Haggis

Yes, they have lungs in England too.

andy gibson

payday

Speak for yourself, I'm paid on the 20th.

Excellentsword (Written by Reg staff)

Re: payday

Lucky you.

werdsmith Silver badge

Re: payday

Does it matter? I have credit cards.

FlamingDeath Bronze badge
Meh

Re: payday

Mine pop back out of the reader with an "Eeeek" sound

Gio Ciampa

Today IS payday...

...as the 25th is at the weekend, so they bring it forward for some reason...

...not that I've read any of the 3 million (it seems) special offer emails I've had this week.

(That said, I do have a couple of things I need to buy soonish, so I'll be playing the "what odds on those things not being in a sale" game later...)

Alien8n Silver badge

Re: Today IS payday...

It's a curious indictment of British pay that pay dates can vary so much. Currently I'm waiting until next Friday for my pay as I'm now paid on the last working day of each month. But historically I have been paid also on the last Friday of each month and on the 25th of each month. This can then cause issues with bills when you align them with one pay date to then change jobs and discover that all your bills now leave the bank the day before you get paid.

Gio Ciampa

Re: Today IS payday...

I ended up making sure all the bills were timed for the first fortnight of the month for that very reason.

(I've gone from "Last Tuesday" to "28th" to "Last Friday" to "25th" over the years...)

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Today IS payday...

...as the 25th is at the weekend

We get it (oo-er!) on the last Thursday of the month. Whether we want it or not..

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

Re: Today IS payday...

I generally dealt with the variability using two techniques that I called "budgeting" and "saving" that meant that I didn't run out of money at the end of the month.

One place I worked a colleague complained that being paid a week early at Christmas caused problems because the money had to last an extra week. I'm glad to say that all 3 of us in earshot had the same reaction.

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

Re: Today IS payday...

Don't quote me on this but I think it's to do with how the company accounts are run, monthly = end of month, 4 weekly = 28th.

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