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Mi 8 Pro: Xiaomi early buyers wait for modern firmware


Are those pants in the picture design by women or Eunuch there is absolutely no where to put your man things, what happened to keeping nice and cool and stopping infertility and testicle cancer. What do they ask the models to do on the catwalk when wearing them, digest their balls?

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Dave 126 Silver badge

Eh? Do you need to adjust the gamma on your monitor? The pants appear to be lit from below, and the highlights and shadows do suggest a bulge.


Clearly Dave, your a little finger

Dave 126 Silver badge

The Xiaomi Mi Mix 2 had design input from Phillipe Starck. His other IT related commissions include a mouse for Microsoft and bits of a yacht interior for sone bloke called Steve Jobs.

malle-herbert Silver badge
Big Brother

Does it come...

With all the mandatory Chinese spyware ?

Because I don't want to upset my social credit score...


Which web site?

That's the older (I think) where you can't buy stuff, and then there's where you can.

Ian Emery Silver badge

Are you making out the phones are useless without the update??

Shame on you.

I've been using MIUI since version 4, and wouldnt swap for any Samsung or Apple bloatware, although the recent google bloatware and lockdown of the phones firmware is a PITA.

John Doe 6

Mi 8

...isn't that a Sovjet helicopter ???

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