UKIP doubled price of condoms for sale at party conference

Don't forget to put it over your head

"You don't need this. Go fuck yourself."

It's too late to pull out now

UKIP do things differently

Everywhere else the condom goes on the prick

For the multipack

Made for a bunch of c**ts

here's me thinking UKIP would be more in favour of the *pull-out* form of contraception.

haw haw narf narf.

I'm surprised there's anybody in that party with depth and warmth. Thought they were all pricks.

Close the border.

"A Burqa for your Boner"

A small but vital message ...

"Wear our condoms: because you don't want your children to grow up looking like Nigel Farage"

"Here's your 350millimetres a week"

Wait a minute..

Why would ukip-eers be wanting condoms? Don't they need all the vulnerable young minds they can get hold of for indoctrination into the 5th Reich?*

"Give me a child until he is 7 years old and he will be mine for life". Not, you might be surprised to hear Jimmy Saville - but Machiavelli - and also the Godbotherers Collectives. It's harder to break beliefs, structures & mindsets taught in early life - than it is to break later ones.**

*The 4th being Dickwitian Inbredistan***.

** Which explains redneck fundamentalists - they're a mental age of 7 for life (all the inbreeding & Waltons Mountain University***)

*** thank you John Cadogan.

Eh?

Reading the article it seems someone is either trying to be funny, not realising UKIP is more free market/libertarian or an SJW.

"UKIP screwed its members at the weekend by doubling the price of branded condoms for sale at the party's conference as supplies started to run dry."

Responding to market forces (supply and demand) is screwing its members when their product is popular?

"But as demand outstripped supply, those spotty-faced capitalists exploited their electorate."

People who understand how the market works and so demonstrate a shocking competence in how the world works considering general reporting of youth wings.

As for something to print on the next batch- For winners

"...packs of johnnies emblazoned with the face of ex-glorious leader Nigel Farage."

Did we really need further confirmation that Farage is a bell end?

First we screwed the country, now let's screw each other.

standard, small, large

But do they have the BSI Kitemark or the CE symbol on signifying EN ISO 4074 compliance?

The CE symbol verifies that

the product meets the essential requirements

of the medical device directive 93/42/EEC and

2007/47/EC. Manufacturers are required to follow

specific conformity assessment procedures

that include submitting a dossier to a European

Notified Body. Compliance with EN ISO 4074

(European designation for the standard) can be

taken as evidence of compliance with the essential

requirements of the medical device directive.

Manufacturing facilities are required to be certified

to ISO 13485.

Not really a problem

As UKIP are all wankers.

Giant size...

... because you're such a prick.

optimistic

I thought that being a misfit virgin with unattractive appearance and poor personal hygiene is all part of living the UKIP dream. Condoms? They should be so lucky. They ought to be selling pornography and cheap easily washable socks.

Ukip Condoms

Because we believe we could exit without leaving a mess behind, that'll cost us more money in the long run.

Putting it bluntly, the majority of the people in those far right wing groups, should use those going forward in order to not taint the human population with their defective DNA in the future.

I actually typed DNS there but caught myself.

No in-de-pants-dance

Up your exit