back to article Hard to imagine Google, Facebook building AI without (checks notes) Dell EMC's Data Science Provisioning Portal

Hoping to take advantage of the alleged any-minute-now boom in artificially intelligent software for enterprises and service providers, Dell EMC has announced a pair of "AI Ready Solutions." The new kit – poised to power all that machine-learning code everyone and their dog has been talking up – consists of a pair of rack- …

  1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
    Meh

    Give us all your money

    At a guess, this will cost you approximately $infinite to buy and then an additional $infinite to license plus ongoing $infinity/5 support costs until your fifth year, at which point you can either renew support for $inifinity*2 or buy the latest version for $infinite. Sounds like a great deal.

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