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It’s Monday and Microsoft’s Partners are already winging their way to Las Vegas for Inspire. That means it must be time for a news round-up. Surface a-go-go While the soap opera of the mythical Andromeda device rumbled on, Microsoft finally admitted that yes, a new Surface device was on the way, and no, it isn’t a phone. …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
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    Orifice 365 and Yammer?

    Yes, we have them both.

    You can wrap them in barbed wire, smear them with extra hot chili paste and insert them into the most sensitive bodily orifice of the idiot that signed us up for both of them.

    Absofeckinglutely shite of the highest possible order.

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    1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge
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      Re: Orifice 365 and Yammer?

      Why, Office 365 gives you all the horror of Office, with a more-cumbersome user interface, additional latency, and the requirement of a stable Internet connection. What's not to like?

      Personally, I'm seeing the plausible "sorry, my network connection was flaky" excuse for not using the thing as a major feature.

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