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Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

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We're no strangers to hubs.

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You know the spec and so do I.

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Clean commits are what I'm thinking of

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You wouldn't pull this from any other guy.

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Git'sHub

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I just want to tell you what I'm merging,

Git will make you understand.

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Never gonna Git you up

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Gitborger, I mean Bitburger

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Never going to git you down

Never gonna run around and revert you

Well played sir!

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They could tie it to some of their old file systems and get...

FatGit

or

ExFatGit

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Missed the obvious one

Gitty McGitFace

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Angel

Re: Missed the obvious one

Or Slurpy McSlurpface.

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..or as Github has a reputation as a free public password repository, "FreePassword-Lookupy McProject-FeckedFace"!

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Re: Missed the obvious one

I normally love the "X-y Mc-X-face" meme, but I am staggered that "Stupid Git" isn't a poll choice.

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Obnoxious Git

If the hat fits...

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Windows

Re: Missed the obvious one

Megasoft. (what could be more obvious?) Or Visual AppStore.

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Visual SourceHub for Business 365 Cloud Services Edition

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First thought I had was "Git Out as fast as you can".

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.Net Visual SourceHub for Business 365 Cloud Services Edition

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Re: Missed the obvious one

Nah, the obvious one is Microgit.

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.Net Visual SourceHub for Business 365 Cloud Services Edition

Be careful not to install the cut down -core edition, it's incompatible and will corrupt your source.

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Re: Missed the obvious one

Clippy McGitface?

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Re: Obnoxious Git If the hat fits...

No.

Git 365 is the obvious name in keeping with current MS "Standards"

But "Hubcrap" is probably what it'll end up being, like Skype turned to s**t and various other Redmond "acquisitions"

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JDX
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Trolling for comments

They didn't rename Skype. Go find some actual news to report instead of pandering to the Penguintards

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"They didn't rename Skype. Go find some actual news to report instead of pandering to the Penguintards"

Having a bit of fun on a Friday isn't a crime JDX, if that's your real name, KIm Jong Un.

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Hey, its Friday! Silly polls are expected!

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@JDX They sure buggered it up, though. Repeatedly.

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@JDX

but how many companies have been renamed by Linux?

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@JDX They sure are buggering it up, though. Still.

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Have 20p and buy yourself a sense of humour you miserable sod!

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They did however rename Lync to Skype for Business, meaning that they have two products with Skype in the name that are totally different and incompatible with one-another. Given how MS then loves to try and bundle Skype (home) with Windows 10, it causes all manner of support issues here when people launch the wrong one then log a ticket because they can't sign in.

Sure MS will manage to screw things up somewhere here!

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JDX... seriously?

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I think JDX needs a hug...

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But they did rename Lync as Skype for Business.

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The renaming of Lync was clearly... stupid. At the time some of us assumed they were going to re-platform or even drop consumer Skype. There's clearly a bit of competition going on behind the scenes, and MS Teams voice and video only make it more confusing. But Redmond can afford to muck things up, because they have no effective competition in the space (talk about stupid branding: what slacker at Google thought that "Hangouts" was a good name for an enterprise conference system -- it's like the 7th graders took over the schoolyard!).

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Then I name the next version of linux, "hedgehog".

Oh wait, there's that init replacement thingy...

I name the next version of BSD, "hedgehog".

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And now it's Microsoft Teams.

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How about HubCap for the inevitable "unlimited" free version with caps on file size, numbers and branches?

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Pint

That is genius! I'll raise a glass to that once I have cleared all the tea from my keyboard

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Misread that as "breaches" - then figured it was unlikely as no one seems able to put a cap on that kind of thing.

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OLD GIT

Can't believe you didn't offer it...

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Re: OLD GIT

Bad form replying to myself, but I just thought of another one...

It should be called "Developers, Developers, Developers"

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EXGIT

It's on the way out. This Git is pushing up the daisies etc it is an ex-Git

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Re: EXGIT

Exgit means Exgit.

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Re: EXGIT

You forgot the exclamation in that,

Exgit means Exgit!

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GitShot because now you want to git shot of it.

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Unfortunately, Clone Zone is already taken [NSFW].

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Note to self, don't click this guys links.

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