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UK politicians have been warned to pick their legislative battles when it comes to regulating the internet, and focus on the underlying principles rather than obsess over the companies dominating the space. The House of Lords Communications Committee is the latest group of politicos to dip its toe into the waters of online …

  1. JimmyPage Silver badge
    Flame

    The correct response is ...

    when you pay your tax, we'll give a shit.

    Next !

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The correct response is ...

      when you pay your tax, we'll give a shit.

      And Google's (entirely predictable) response will be "If you want us to pay more, change the law to require it.".

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The correct response is ...

        Google should be careful what they wish for.

        My Lords, I present this bill that would ban Google from operating in the UK post Brexit. They clearly have a monopoly on internet search and also supply the software at that runs most of the mobile phones in use in the Country and finally, they pay little or no corporation tax to HMRC. They are clearly taking the piss and need to be dealt with.

        [three months later]

        All those in Favour?

        My Lords, the bill restricting Google has passed despite a number of members of this place being exposed in a clear smear campaign remisicent of those of the Daily Mail.

      2. tom dial Silver badge

        Re: The correct response is ...

        Entirely predictable, and entirely correct as well. It is magical thinking to suppose a company - or a natural person - active in several countries will not arrange to minimize total tax liability based on the generally differing laws.

  2. RyokuMas
    Trollface

    "to a significant extent the internet is already regulated"...

    Yeah, Google's algorithms determine what hits those top spots on their search page...

    1. Daggerchild Silver badge

      When people started their first web pages on their own domains, all those years ago, did they imagine that one day World Governments would be introducing laws to potentially fine you billions because they disagreed with the order you laid it out in?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        About effing time

        I didn't know anyone on this board had any common sense. The Reg typical Freetard comment is that the government should control everything and if you build a business to make a buck you are the devil.

        1. MrDamage Silver badge

          Re: About effing time

          You obviously know nothing about the "freetards" you wail about.

          What we want is for the websites, and advertising companies to take responsibility, and liability, for the virus-laden ads they have no problems slinging towards our computers. Until such time, we will keep our ad-blockers enabled.

          Most of us would be happy to pay in the form of microtransactions to the websites we like, if they had a business model to support them.

  3. Zog_but_not_the_first
    Mushroom

    Corporate wars begun...

    ... they have.

    1. Jemma

      Re: Corporate wars begun...

      ".. The more you tighten your grip... The more Kiddiefiddlers will slip through your fingers.. "

  4. Christopher Reeve's Horse

    Hmmm

    "focus on the underlying principles rather than obsess over the companies dominating the space"

    Said one of the companies who's dominating the space...

  5. israel_hands

    There is some sense being talked in the article. Up to a point. They need to legislate towards the outcome they want to achieve, and not against particular implementations. That affords a certain degree of future-proofing against changes in tech and the services on offer.

    That being said, Google, et al are still full of shit need to be taken to task. Their entire "we're just a platform" argument needs to be exposed for the nonsense it is. They're currently making money out of hosting some truly vile content and can't keep hiding behind the platform excuse and then claiming AI will solve everything and block everything that shouldn't be there. There's no way for it to be done programmatically at the moment so instead of making bullshit promises they should hire enough people to be able to vet content properly. And that way they'd have something to spend some of their dirty billions on.

    1. ArrZarr Silver badge
      Megaphone

      They should hire enough people to be able to vet content properly.

      A quick Google tells me that 300 hours of video are uploaded to Youtube every minute. One person can check 1 minute of video every minute just to keep up.

      300*60=18,000 people actively managing this 24/7 at 100% efficiency.

      If we assume 75% efficiency then we go to 24,000 people working 24/7.

      US minimum wage is $7.25/hour

      8760 hours/year * $7.25 * 24,000 = $1,524,240,000 in wages

      rule of thumb for HR - it costs double the wage to employ somebody (+ extra HR staff to manage 24,000 people)

      Bill - $3,000,000,000

      This is not feasible, on any level.

      1. Lars Silver badge
        Happy

        "A quick Google tells me that 300 hours of video are uploaded to Youtube every minute".

        Who is forcing them to accept that amount.

      2. Mage Silver badge

        Re: This is not feasible, on any level.

        So you control at point of upload. It's too late AFTER it's uploaded. If it's not economically viable to control access to your service then you can't offer it. Maybe if people had to:

        1) Prove they have rights to the content.

        2) Pay a service charge.

        They want as much content as possible as easily as possible to sell more adverts.

        1. Daggerchild Silver badge
          Big Brother

          Re: This is not feasible, on any level.

          "1) Prove they have rights to the content."

          You copied that idea from someone else. Prove otherwise. Singing is forbidden. Do not dance to music. Papers please.

    2. OhThatGuy

      Their entire "we're just a platform" argument needs to be exposed for the nonsense it is

      Last time I checked, FB T&C says they own the content their users upload. That really makes them a publisher, not a "platform".

  6. }{amis}{
    FAIL

    The Lords

    Having Google and co talk to the Lord's about internet regulation is like having a fox give the chickens self-defence lessons!

    The only reason I can come up with in good conscience for not regulating the internet megacorps, is that odds of the UK government coming up with a workable Law on the subject is somewhere between slim and none.

  7. BoldMan

    A much more important question the Lords should ask the internet giants is "Should Salads have eggs in them?"

  8. Teiwaz

    There are more 'mostly black boxes' that affect us all out there than the ones purely tech firms run.

    Even slightly opaque boxes, where you've sort of some idea what clockwork is whirring about winding and twisting your life to the machinations of accounts, bureaucrats and other process and system slaves, you have about as much control of as you do the totally dark boxes.

    Systems and processes are useful, but humanity has too much dependence on them and become slaves to them too easily.

  9. John Lilburne

    Independent? Really!

    "many of Google's arguments were reiterated by independent academics and organisations"

    I thought that many of "independent academics and organisations" turned out to be paid shills for big tech, or nothing more than astroturfing shell organisations.

    https://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/24/google_amended_shills_list/

    https://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/06/26/google_astroturf_email/

  10. adnim

    One does not simply 'regulate the internet'

    One should not regulate the Internet. It should be open with all data sharing equal status.</my opinion>

    One should regulate the companies that (ab)use it.

  11. Mage Silver badge
    Devil

    Google: Do no evil?

    How many millions do they spend funding shell activists deluded into supporting things at suit Google? AKA Shills

    Lots of law ALREADY applies to Internet (Content, Publishing, Privacy, Ownership, Competition, Infrastructure, services, access.). Let's properly apply them and then see what's missing.

    Absolutely do not listen to any large corporation that has a vested interest in advertising, monopolistic subscriptions, monopolistic services, monopolistic sales, tracking people, collecting personal information, violating copyright to sell advertising and capture people's usage.

    That would be

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Alphabet (i.e. Google, YouTube)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Facebook

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Amazon

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Microsoft

    Apple, Oracle, IBM etc not so bad...

    This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

  12. Barrie Shepherd

    Google should charge to upload a video. $10 via PayPal or Credit Card.

    If the video is clicked by many the 'per watch' money paid to the uploader will offset the cost. If no one watches people will soon get fed up with paying for their cat/dog/budgie/silly-prank to be uploaded. The reduced number of uploads will allow the hard pressed Google monitors to focus on the really nasty stuff which I have no doubt is there.

    Oh and a further $5 if your video uses a robotic voice or has inane background 'music'.

    1. Jemma

      Upvote - especially for the retards'r'us dance music and that femdroid voice that sounds like C3PO's inbred half sister. And it should be an automatic death sentence for anyone who uploads a video with the word chassis pronounced "Char:sissssss" or any similar abominations.

      1. Barrie Shepherd

        "......femdroid voice that sounds like C3PO's inbred half sister."

        ROFL - very good

  13. Dodgy Geezer Silver badge

    First question...

    ...Google advises UK peers against more legislation...

    Did Google check if they were awake first?

    1. Dodgy Geezer Silver badge

      1 thumb down ...

      Lord Archer? Is that you?

      Sorry to have woken you up....

  14. Nick Kew

    Too much good sense

    Reading the article, it seems the committee is mostly talking sense. Other contributors: the CMA, Full Fact, are talking sense. NSPCC is armwaving, but maybe digging deeper would find a sensible basis for that too.

    And Google is talking sense. But that's too much for some, so we had to make a story of it. Yes of course we all know their financial interest: I guess the committee is perhaps better at putting that into context than posturing politicos, journos, and the peanut gallery.

  15. Buster

    Google = "the companies dominating the space". More like colonising so much of the internet that it becomes a form of imperialism where they cannibalise economic activity in order to create channels to feed money to themselves, starving local, regional and national economies of resources. At the same time turning creative workers into serfs creating the content they need to run advertising over and the rest into nothing more than consumer drones to exploit at every level and in every posable way.

  16. Nocroman

    Just one rule needed for advertisers on the net. If it has a virus in it, the company advertising their product gets a 1 billion dollar (U.S.) Fine for each violation in each country that virus shows up in and is awarded to the disaster relief fund that can only be spent on disaster relief by that country when a disaster occurs in their country.

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