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Scientists at NASA's Planetary Defense Coordination Office have made a rare sighting – an asteroid on a collision course with Earth. The rock, dubbed 2018 LA, was picked up by the Catalina Sky Survey on Saturday morning, just hours before it piled into our home world at a speed of 10 miles per second, or 0.5368 per cent of the …

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  1. steviebuk Silver badge

    The only site that...

    ...I forgive for clickbait headlines.

    1. JassMan

      Re: The only site that...

      Yep with a name like 2018LA you would expect it to be a Hammer of God [(c)AC Clarke] aimed directly at that den of iniquity, Los Angeles.

      1. Barry Rueger

        Re: The only site that...

        Or Lucifer's Hammer (Niven/Pournelle). Must re-read that....

    2. J. R. Hartley

      Re: The only site that...

      I near shat.

      1. Sgt_Oddball
        Coat

        Re: The only site that...

        Asteroid......headed to........planet...earth...........must try.....to stop............total destruction......of all...........mankind.

        Mine's the one with the tribble in the pocket.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Gulp

    "0.5368 per cent of the maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum"

    I initially processed that as being slightly over 1/2 the speed of light. I was wondering how tiny the asteroid was, given that I didn't notice any massive fireballs encircling the Earth (I follow XKCD's what-if series enough to know that I don't want to be near* anything moving at near relativistic speeds).

    *near= on the same planet as.

    1. Daniel Garcia 2

      Re: Gulp

      Well, if it was traveling at ~1/2c speed, the asteroid upon impact will be dumping around 0.15 of the equivalent of its rest mass as ENERGY. With 2gr/cm3 average density on asteroids and a volume of a ~1 meter radius sphere being 4.2m3, that is a rest mass of 8.4 tons. The energy release will be ~1.1 10^20 Joules or ~27000 Megatons...

      6400 megatons is the estimated yield of the nuclear global arsenal on year 2009 which is a 4.2 ratio.

      Glup indeed.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

    Hmmm, is that an unladen sheep?

    1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

      I don't know that, but it is an unladen vacuum.

    2. Public Citizen

      Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

      The calculation also needs a correction factor for the drag coefficient caused by the difference between a sheared and an unsheared sheep.

      1. MrDamage Silver badge

        Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

        If the sheep is in a vacuum, then it's sheared status becomes irrelevant.

        If in doubt, refer to Commander David Scott's experiment on the moon when he dropped a feather and a hammer.

        If you doubt the moon landings, refer yourself to the Bursar for some dried frog pills.

        1. Tom 7

          Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

          The fact the sheep is sheared or unsheared is very pertinent. Mine are awaiting the clippers at the moment and I would estimate their cross sectional area to be 4 or 5 times that of when they are sheared. Given the mass will barely chance during shearing their acceleration due to light pressure from the sun in vacuo will be a mere 25% when sheared.

          I think even you would notice the difference between a sheared and unsheared kebab after a few aeons if it smacked you in the face on a Saturday night.

      2. mr.K

        Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

        To simply the calculations we set the wool drag to one. We also assume the sheep to be spherical.

    3. J. R. Hartley

      Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

      African or European sheep?

    4. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Childcatcher

      Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

      More important than the drag coefficient (hint: vacuum=zero drag), is the speed of the Welshman chasing said sheep.

      This was all sorted out a few years ago though, when El Reg units were standardised.

      1. OopsCymru

        Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

        .... think I saw that "Report Abuse" button there somewhere. If I could just see more clearly through all this wool....

    5. Gordon Pryra

      Re: velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in El Reg units

      I am more worried about where this vacuum is and what affect gravity would have on said maximum velocity of a sheep.

      If the vacuum (and therefore sheep) is in my Thermos then that explains the sounds coming from my lunch bag today.

      If not then I guess my wife is still pissed off with me and I am not going to be eating O.o

  4. surname-you_mean_last_name

    Passing the Buck

    By deflecting all these asteroids, we're just creating a higher concentration of them for future generations. I'm already using up all the trees, burning all the fossil fuels, and digging up all the heavy metals that future children are going to need. Now I'm complicit in bombarding them with rocks that I should have taken myself.

    Thanks, boffins.

    1. annodomini2
      Thumb Down

      Re: Passing the Buck

      By deflecting the Asteroids we would be leaving all those lovely resources up there for future generations.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Passing the Buck

      By deflecting all these asteroids, we're just creating a higher concentration of them for future generations. I'm already using up all the trees, burning all the fossil fuels, and digging up all the heavy metals that future children are going to need. Now I'm complicit in bombarding them with rocks that I should have taken myself.

      Serves them right for not cleaning their room and for not going to bed on time...

      ...and for that crappy nursing home they stuck you in when you got senile.

    3. Evil Auditor Silver badge

      Re: Passing the Buck

      Once the asteroids will hit them, why would they need trees, fossil fuel and all the other stuff that we consume/mess up?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

    Ahhhh not that again,

    what, who it is likely to hit this time, decimate some trade competitor, make a big splash and sink the small islands, I'm surprised that many aren't cheering at the prospect.

    Asteroid Lotto !!

    Seriously though, do we want to know that we're going to be flattened by an asteroid.

    Do we really want to kiss our asses goodbye

    1. VinceH
      Mushroom

      Re: Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

      "what, who it is likely to hit this time, decimate some trade competitor, make a big splash and sink the small islands, "

      Weaponise approaching asteroids. Brilliant idea - if they're big enough to cause damage (but not big enough to cause extinction) we don't have to fully deflect them, only deflect them enough to ensure they hit our enemies.

      1. eromana

        Re: Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

        ...weponise approaching asteroids....OK. fine,

        but what happens when we discover the enemy is us.

    2. Alistair
      Coat

      Re: Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

      @DataSource:

      Do we really want to kiss our asses goodbye

      While I'm not a big fan of mules or donkeys, I'm sure there are those who would want to .......

      Mine's the one with "Our Furry Friends" in the pocket.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Devil

        Re: Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

        > "Do we really want to kiss our asses goodbye"

        I imagine many people will prefer a more 'proactive' stance in their final hours than merely smooching their own posteriors.

    3. Jtom

      Re: Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

      Well, I, for one, would like the chance to drink the Bourbon and Scotch I have put aside for a special occasion. Then there's a little lady I know who might want to go out with a bang.

  6. Phil W

    Big giant head

    Is it me or does that asteroid in the picture clearly have a face?

    1. Roj Blake Silver badge

      Re: Big giant head

      It's definitely you that has the face.

      1. Phil W

        Re: Big giant head

        Excuse me, did you just assume my physical appearance? How facist of you!

  7. IceC0ld

    Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

    not sure I want to know if the BIG one is coming TBH

    HOWEVER, if they could just tell ME, then I would be in the local market place shouting it out to all and sundry, screaming out

    IF I AM WRONG, MAY GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RIGHT N ........................... :oP

    1. Wellyboot Silver badge
      Go

      Re: Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

      >>If they could just tell ME<<

      I'd want to know - especially if there was enough time to max out the credit cards.

    2. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Asteroid Ahhhhhhhhh......

      Not only but also.........

      https://regmedia.co.uk/2018/05/30/pompeii_skeleton_supplied.jpg?x=442&y=293&crop=1

  8. Wellyboot Silver badge

    Short Notice

    A few hours notice for a dim 2 metre rock to be identified as inbound from the dark is impressive given the limited resources being used. If this had been another 20 metre lump like the Chelyabinsk meteor there might even have been a crater to point at and ask for some serious funding for a useful early warning system.

    1. Ian Michael Gumby

      Re: Short Notice

      I wonder if the next thing we see is a rail gun used as part of a missile / asteroid defense shield.

      I mean being able to hit an inbound projectile with a massive enough bolt from a rail gun, it should shatter the asteroid in to smaller fragments that would continue to burn up...

      1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

        Re: Short Notice

        I wonder if the next thing we see is a rail gun used as part of a missile / asteroid defense shield.

        I'd rather not - it will spend most of its time rotated 180 degrees opposite to any potential incoming asteroids.

        I mean being able to hit an inbound projectile with a massive enough bolt from a rail gun

        This will work only if the asteroid is solid enough. If you have a large chondrite rock or a piece of a comet core consisting mostly of ice it will absorb the impact or let the slug go right through. Though on the positive side, these are likely to disintegrate in the upper atmosphere so they have to be really big to do any damage.

        1. I&I

          Re: Short Notice

          Bernie? Where’s Bernie?

      2. Alan Brown Silver badge

        Re: Short Notice

        "shatter the asteroid in to smaller fragments that would continue to burn up..."

        Believe it or not this would probably be _worse_ than a single solid object coming in.

        Craterhunter's website covers this scenario: https://craterhunter.wordpress.com/the-planetary-scaring-of-the-younger-dryas-impact-event/a-thermal-airburst-impact-structure/

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Short Notice

        I wonder if the next thing we see is a rail gun used as part of a missile / asteroid defense shield.

        Except that it takes a lot to get her up into space (and her girlfriend has to teleport her back to the surface afterwards) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8if4nVVtwUs

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What's with the USian measurements? Next you'll be telling us the earth is 10,000 years old

  10. Hot Diggity

    El Reg Units

    Why is the Register changing the units again? I'd just converted everything to rhinoceroses on skateboards - https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/10/25/oz_trams_equivalent_to_30_skateboarding_rhinos/ and now you are switching to sheep. Standardise please!

    1. Montreal Sean

      Re: El Reg Units

      @Hot Diggity

      I believe the sheep in a vacuum was the very first official El Reg standard unit of measurement.

      1. Arachnoid

        Re: El Reg Units

        Is this at Pounds of Force or Newtons as we wouldn't want to overcook the chops?

  11. eldakka
    Coat

    > Not enough time to even call Bruce Willis and Armageddonoutofhere

    That's a shame.

    With a 6-foot asteroid, the plot may have actually been technically feasible.

    1. MrDamage Silver badge

      While it's a shame we wouldn't have time to call up Bruce Willis, we should also be thankful that Ben Afleck would not have to be seen.

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  12. SkippyBing

    I don't understand

    "It is also only the second time that the high probability of an impact was predicted well ahead of the event itself."

    So they're calling a few hours well ahead of the event? I mean it can take me that long to wake up in the morning so I'm not convinced it's that useful a time span.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    dont be a panicky idiot

    No need for any additional resourses to be wasted on a space program to save anyone (certainly nobody you actually know or like would be chosen) to survive a couple of months drifting in space at the cost of trillions

    Just make sure the space station is always staffed by a man and a woman plus some sort of escape pod to come back to earth when the dust has settled.

    People on Earth can make thier own individual plans if they want like a shelter stocked with snacks

    to wait it all out and a couple of books to read.

    Maybe assisted by a grant from all the trillions saved to help out usefull people like wot work in the city looking at numbers on a screen or talk bolloxs about some invisible particle they are excited may exist.

    1. MrXavia

      Re: dont be a panicky idiot

      I think the make up of the crew should be one man and 5 women for faster re-population...

      1. Laura Kerr

        Re: dont be a panicky idiot

        Assuming you don't fire blanks, of course.

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