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Hello, here’s this week’s AI roundup. There is new code to play around with for those interested in machine learning and space, a model that predicts hilarious search trends for sex site YouPorn, and another funny story about an ostensibly intelligent medical chatbot in New Zealand. Hunting exoplanets with ML – The machine …

  1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

    Asarian Humlion

    Ahh, the ever-popular genre of pangalactic interspecies porn.

    My favourite is "Senator Stormy". Analiasing also sounds like it could be uncomfortable.

    Otherwise, perhaps I'm being overly cynical but it seems a bit like an attempt at some free publicity...

    1. Christoph

      Re: Asarian Humlion

      AKA Rishathra

      1. Valerion

        Re: Asarian Humlion

        AKA Eccentrica Galumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6.

  2. Lt.Kije

    Pathetic

    What an effable waste of time.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Identifying planets with machine learning"

    Well, this planet has a little of it, and I'm not sure how we would notice from outside. Are we looking for planets that have remodeled themselves to look like robots, as in The Cyberiad?

  4. Francis Boyle Silver badge

    What the hell is “girl time flanty?

    If you have to ask, you're obviously not ready for it.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: What the hell is “girl time flanty?

      If you have to ask, you're obviously not ready for it.

      Our correspondent is from Vulture West and is no doubt pure and innocent. Unlike the libertines from Vulture Central who are no doubt well versed with the definition in the Urban Dictionary...

      To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs

      "I can't wait to get pure flanty"

      As they (probably wish they could) do every Friday night

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    One of these things is not like the others...

    One these phrases actually means precisely what it says...

    "batish my yisel"

    "big booble hoter french"

    "cock milking table" <- HINT, it's this one.

    "doot sex"

    "beaf buts compilation"

    What's funny is if somebody assumed that it was just three random made-up words, not actually referring to a table where Porsche drivers are expressed.

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      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

        Re: One of these things is not like the others... [I missed 'that' episode of Sesame Street !!!]

        @AC

        "cock milking table" <- HINT, it's this one.

        ^^^

        Most unsafe for work or anywhere ........ you have been warned :)

        ...not at this work place!

        Rent-a-stud

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

      Re: One of these things is not like the others...

      "big booble hoter french"

      Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.

      That would be a search for "The painting of The Fallen Madonna with the big boobies by van Klomp" by a fan of 'Allo 'Allo

      Supplementary search terms would be "Egg Whisk", "Wet Celery" and "Flying Helmet"

      Raincoat mandatory.

  6. getHandle

    You may consider the link SFW

    But I'd fully expect a visit from IT or HR if I go surfing youporn.com at work...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Terrible Trouble

    Someone in NZ's police department should get involved and get these scammers in the slammer.

  8. tiggity Silver badge

    T'Challa

    Presumably a black panther inspired search option

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    NZ AI

    "Albi Whale"? "Hustle"? "Terrible"? Yeah, not a con at aaaaallll...

    What's depressing is that it's working.

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