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  1. Lee D Silver badge

    "On the storage front, magnetic-media hard disk drives are now the exception to the rule and even when they are an option aren't exciting anyone."

    About time.

    "All three companies have also made 8GB of RAM their floor this year, other than in budget models."

    What the hell? I feel like I've gone back a decade.

    My 8-year-old laptop has 12Gb in it, from the day it was purchased, and it wasn't a ludicrously expensive top-of-the-line thing even back then.

    4Gb lets you boot.

    8Gb is the minimum I specify in work (where we buy the cheapest desktops we can find because our users just run Word, etc.)

    16Gb is my preferred.

    Are you telling me people still aren't on 64-bit yet? The last processor that wasn't 64-bit-capable (not counting the cheapy Atom range) is way over a decade old. We're talking Pentium 4.

    That we're STILL selling laptops with only 4Gb is ludicrous, budget-range or not. And I damn well hope they're upgradeable to at least 64/128Gb just by putting new chips in.

    1. Pen-y-gors

      Horses for courses?

      Yes, it does sound like a bit of a timewarp - for 'power users'. My 7 year-old lappie also has 8GB, and 18-month old one has 16GB and lots besides. But I'm a developer.

      I also have a nice little HP jobbie with 2GB and which doesn't even have a proper SSD - 32GB of on-board memory and it happily runs Win 10. Obviously not for running mega-spreadsheets, but it's fine for checking e-mails, browsing amazon, watching a bit of telly etc, and it can actually be used for typing, unlike a phone. For some people that may be perfectly adequate. Personally I regret the death of the cheapo notebook format like the old Acer Aspire 1.

      So, no, budget laptops with 4GB which can't upgrade to 128GB aren't ludicrous. They meet the needs of many customers - but it's important that they are sold as what they are, not mega-gaming machines.

      1. Joe Werner Silver badge

        Re: Horses for courses?

        Yeah, my feeling exactly - btw. I looked at the memory usage on my work machine (32GB). The actual work (some rather computationally expensive stats stuff) uses 6GB (using all but two threads). Firefox uses... a ton, WTF? I guess that this is sort of machine-dependent (and htop might be confused about the forked childs - three dozen or so - WTF?!), but this is by far the most memory hungry process on this machine. I also have a massive figure for a paper open in Inkscape - which seems written quite well, so the memory usage does not explode into my face.

        Bottom line: I could likely get away with 8GB RAM, or even less, if my data analysis stuff would be running on a dedicated workstation (instead of my desktop). On a laptop I clearly do not need that much memory if it is not my main work machine (it is not - it is to do some stuff while on the road, but not the heavy lifting, and I want it to be small enough to be able to work on a plane or the train, and the data analysis stuff runs a few days, continously). I do need a ton of HDD (also on the laptop), the datasets I work with are a few GB each. And there are a number of those... (no, downloading them over a crappy conference, airport lounge or hotel wlan is not what I want).

        Actually, my old Samsung netbook was close to a perfect match for my needs: method development worked ok, long battery life (10hrs), small (10"). An updated version (more threads / cores, bit more RAM, bit more HDD, say 1TB) would have been great - alas, they don't make stuff like that any more...

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Horses for courses?

        What seems like a ludicrously low spec to you, as a power user / developer / gamer / whatever, may be a perfectly usable spec for someone who just wants something portable that they can write a few documents on, check emails, a bit of YouTube time, etc.

        It's a bit like saying that my local Ford dealer has new cars with a 1.6 litre engines good for 120mp/h...what a throwback - Ferrari, Lamborghni and the rest routinely build cars with 5 litre, 200mp/h engines.

        >1 spec because >1 use case.

      3. Oh Homer
        Boffin

        Re: "16Gb is my preferred"

        I think it depends on the use case, but most of the opinions I've read/heard on the subject (from actual engineers as opposed to journos running advertorials) suggest that 16GB is largely redundant for typical desktop use (i.e. games and browsing).

        Actual full-time professional productivity use (not just "I run Photoshop sometimes") might justify 16GB, and of course anything server related, even if not run on a proper server, such as database and virtualisation.

        Not that I'd say no if someone gifted me 16GB of DDR4, but at the current obscene prices I'm afraid I have no compelling reason to go beyond 8GB.

    2. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

      I think you just made their point for them. 4GB lets you boot, 8GB is the minimum. RAM requirements have stabilised over recent years, much like 1TB storage is more than enough for 90% of users.

    3. Snorlax Silver badge
      WTF?

      @Lee D

      @Lee D:"What the hell? I feel like I've gone back a decade.

      My 8-year-old laptop has 12Gb in it, from the day it was purchased, and it wasn't a ludicrously expensive top-of-the-line thing even back then.

      4Gb lets you boot."

      You're special, obviously.

      You assume that because "I need x, so everybody must need it too"...

      Sure, if you run virtual machines on your laptop or keep 30 Chrome tabs open all at once you might want to max out your RAM. Windows 7, 10 and OS X all run fine on 4Gb, but since you've decreed that we can only boot our machines with that much RAM I guess I'll need to upgrade...

      1. Lee D Silver badge

        Re: @Lee D

        Nothing to do with that.

        Did you know games are 64-bit only and demanding 16Gb+ RAM nowadays? That's not the top-end gamers only, but just to RUN the game on Steam.

        As you can see from my post, I deploy 8Gb by default to ALL USERS, and I work in a prep school. That means primary-aged children, and staff who run nothing more demanding that Word, Outlook and Chrome. Because 4Gb vastly increases their performance (and coupled with an SSD for some staff makes ancient Lenovo desktop machines that they don't make any more FLY). I'm sitting on a ThinkCenter E72 in work, it's hardly a power-user machine.

        As people have noted above, a browser can suck up Gigabytes (and, sure, some of that is page caching, but by far not all). The latest series of phones have 3Gb or more, what makes you think that they are doing more than people's desktops?

        Yes, I have VMWare. But none of my client computers in work do (or HyperV, that's for servers). Chrome tabs? Gosh, why would any unexperienced user open 30 tabs at the time (something I could do back in the Opera 3.6 days without ANY HASSLE AT ALL on a machine with way less RAM)... because they're users who click everything and don't even realise they have other tabs open half the time. Windows 7, 8 and 10 all RUN with 4Gb. Fine? I wouldn't say that. That's WHY I upgraded... when I started at this workplace that's what they had (P.S. that was 5 years ago, and it was considered a "cheap" solution even then). User's complained that the machines were slow. So the upgradeable ones got 8Gb, the others got SSDs (note: All machine running 64-bit Windows, but some motherboards aren't built to cope with >4Gb RAM but some of these clients are models that are 10 years old, so hardly surprising). Both provide an ENORMOUS boost to the system.

        It's about being sensible... the cost of 4Gb extra RAM is pitiful for the performance improvement. It also drastically reduces swapping, especially important if you are using an SSD. I have actually seen 4Gb machines with no swap just run out of memory (hint: I have Outlook and Vivaldi loaded, with Sophos and some TINY utilities in the background, on the WORST machine in my worklpace - always eat your own dogfood. It's left running all the time. Once a week, I get a "we've closed this program because we were running out of memory"... and that's on a machine with 4Gb and swapfile on SSD [which is slowly killing the drive but it's surviving nicely]).

        I'm not just making this stuff up. Go buy a cheap laptop and put an extra 4Gb in it. The value is way above a more expensive laptop with only 4Gb.

        Your disk must be swapping all day long with only 4Gb on a modern OS running even basic Office and Chrome for any significant working day.

        1. bombastic bob Silver badge
          Linux

          Re: @Lee D

          "Your disk must be swapping all day long with only 4Gb on a modern OS running even basic Office and Chrome for any significant working day."

          not if you're running Linux or FreeBSD. I use VMs with <2G with those all of the time. And I've got an old Linux box (that I test certain things on) with less than 1G on it. runs fine.

          When you say 'modern' - I don't think that word means what you think it means. What it definitely does NOT mean: BLOATWARE (and, especially, Win-10-nicf).

          icon because: Linux runs on systems with <1Gb RAM and doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: OP

          OP Seems to think RAM is the solution, and missed that their School PCs have economic OEM drives in them. So the extra £50~ on the RAM could have been used on the SSD upgrade and it would work *faster*.

          So yes, on a system with a slow HDD and low ram, it is slow. Upping the ram allows Windows 10 to use prefetch options. You just sped up the computers in the most expensive way. Adding a faster HDD or SSD would benefit them, possibly better too as actual disk searching and non-cached content will be fast.

          Though of cause just a RAM disk is the fastest option. But not needed on most browsing PCs/Laptops, so 4 or 6gb is the average.

          [edit] Sorry, seems they have known this, and are upgrading old tech, so ram is a penny a stick.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @Lee D

          @Lee D

          But everything you are stating is still for power users.

          Normal users don't have Office installed, as they won't own a copy, so don't use Word or Outlook, most won't even install a free office tool like Libreoffice, as most people don't write letters, or do spreadsheets. Other than things like Solitaire they don't play games, or use VMs (most won't know what one is), or use editing suites, or do video encoding etc. All these these tasks are uncommon for non work or non power users.

          They will almost all use online email services like GMail, so don't use a local email client, as most of their email reading is now done on their mobile anyway, not on a PC. Even if they have a new PC, assuming Windows 10, it has built in email and contact 'apps', so normal users won't see the point in getting Outlook.

          Most normal PC users these days, could probably be given a Chromebook, and wouldn't even notice the change, as very few normal people are even using desktop apps these days.

          So for most normal users, 4GB is more than enough memory, granted it might stall for a second or two after a long session, when switching apps, or between browser tabs, but normal users will just assume that's standard behaviour, and won't actually care. Plus if using an SSD, which thankfully is now becoming more the norm, that stall is going to be fairly minimal.

        4. Boothy
          WTF?

          Re: @Lee D

          Quote: Did you know games are 64-bit only and demanding 16Gb+ RAM nowadays? That's not the top-end gamers only, but just to RUN the game on Steam.

          Citation needed.

          Not sure what relevance 64bit games has here, as most gamers would be using a 64bit OS anyway, and have been since at least Win 7 being released. So use of a 32bit vs 64bit exe is both irrelevant and transparent to most users, at least in the Windows world. The switch to 64bit has mostly been around using more than 4GB of memory in a single app, not trying to hit 16GB+.

          And, as an avid PC gamer, I've yet to see a single game demanding over 16GB+ RAM. Some games can take advantage of more memory, by caching more data, so reducing things like load time between areas etc. But the core game itself still runs happily in under 8GB RAM.

          Most modern gaming engines are cross platform, so need to work on PC and consoles, current consoles are limited to ~8GB, so no modern game using these engines (so that includes just about all AAA games) will demand more than 8GB, unless it's using a custom engine build for PC only. They might take advantage of over 8GB for caching textures etc, but they won't demand it.

          Most PC gamers still have 8GB of RAM, with 16GB being in 2nd place. That's not likely to change any time soon with current RAM prices, so no game producer is going to target 16GB+ systems, as there is just no market there.

          1. Justin Clift

            Re: @Lee D

            > And, as an avid PC gamer, I've yet to see a single game demanding over 16GB+ RAM.

            Highest RAM requirements I've seen to date is for Star Citizen:

            Windows 7 (64bit) with Service Pack 1, Windows 8 (64bit), Windows 10 - Anniversary Update (64bit)

            * DirectX 11 Graphics Card with 2GB RAM (4GB strongly recommended)

            * Quad Core CPU

            * 16GB+ RAM

            * SSD strongly recommended

            Haven't tried it out, so no idea personally what the performance is like with various hardware configs (eg <16GB, 16GB, 32GB, etc).

        5. TonyJ

          Re: @Lee D

          "...Did you know games are 64-bit only and demanding 16Gb+ RAM nowadays? That's not the top-end gamers only, but just to RUN the game on Steam..."

          Gaming you say?

          https://www.techspot.com/article/1043-8gb-vs-16gb-ram/page3.html

          Ok, a little over a year ago and sure some things do benefit from more RAM for sure but the difference between 8GB and 16GB for gaming isn't half as big as most people seem to believe.

          1. Killfalcon Silver badge

            Re: @Lee D

            I'm a VBA developer at a major finance company.

            I'm happy keeping my five year old Win 7, 4GB i5 Dell until I'm no longer developing tools meant to run on five year old Win 7 4GB i5 Dells. It's slow to boot, but it works nicely enough.

            Seriously, it's fine. If I need to juggle terabytes of data, I have RDP and machines in the data centre that'll flatten a 32GB power desktop. Anything less than that? I know without doubt if I can run it, so can my users.

          2. RandSec

            Re: @Lee D

            The December 11, 2017 version of the same article makes a fairly clear statement:

            "For casual gamers, the bare minimum is still 8GB but there is plenty of evidence to suggest that the upgrade to 16GB will ensure smoother gameplay.

            "For serious gamers with mid-range to high-end hardware, we're almost at the point where we'd say 16GB the the minimal acceptable amount of system memory."

            "For GTX 1060 or RX 580 owners who've spent $200-$250 on their graphics card, dumping another $200 on DDR4 memory is something they're probably umming and ahhing about. If you're playing games such as Battlefield 1 or in particular Call of Duty WWII and you care about being competitive, then 16GB really is a must.

            "Alternatively, if you have a relatively high-end GPU such as the GTX 1070 or Vega 56 but play older, less memory-intensive games, then 8GB will no doubt be fine. But again, for these newer titles you'll ideally want 16GB."

            https://www.techspot.com/article/1535-how-much-ram-do-you-need-for-gaming/

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: @Lee D

              "Alternatively, if you have a relatively high-end GPU such as the GTX 1070 or Vega 56"

              Just get yourself an Xbox 1X. 6 TFLOPs like the 1070 but 50% higher memory bandwidth and countless other optimisations like a fully custom CPU for £400.

        6. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @Lee D

          "As you can see from my post, I deploy 8Gb by default to ALL USERS, and I work in a prep school. That means primary-aged children"

          Ah, this is the UK definition of prep school, i.e. expensive private school for kids who want to get into even more expensive private schools. Obviously 8Gbytes is a minimum for our future leaders.

          Hoi polloi can make do with iPads.

        7. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @Lee D

          another gamer drone who thinks he knows how computers work.. buy a console and leave computers for the grown-ups

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: @Lee D

        he was just (small) willy-waving - he's obviously got a machine he thinks is GREAT and good for him !

        but if he needs 4Gb to boot - he's doing something very, very wrong indeed..

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      my desktop at home. an old intel quad core runs on 'only' 4gb with nary a hiccup with word, excel or any other business app.

      i'm not saying 4gb is enough for everyone or every task. I'm a developer and 'work' on a machine with 64gb on it, giving a number of VM's room to breath. But if 4gb's not enough for office tasks you're either using the wrong office tools, have some other shit running on your computers, or you and your users are all idiots.

    5. Jim 59

      Memory

      The nicest addition would be to slap Linux Mint on there instad of Windows. This would reduce the memory requirements considerably and increase the PCs lifespan.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Memory

        "The nicest addition would be to slap Linux Mint on there instad of Windows. This would reduce the memory requirements considerably and increase the PCs lifespan."

        But would lower the battery life and reduce the performance.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Memory

          sad but true, here in 2018 and Linux & BSD's still cant get the heat / battery life sorted - that's why i left. got fed up of recompiling the kernel to include p4 and other cpu friendly things & having a desk fan blowing cool air into the bottom of the laptop to stop it overheating & crashing whilst installing Linux - a fact that wasn't lost on me when the same laptop ran cool as a cucumber running Win.

          Most the after-market community linux Android ROMS you can install on to your Android increased heat and reduced battery life. Linus, please sort this shit out, i've been using linux since 1997

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "That we're STILL selling laptops with only 4Gb is ludicrous, budget-range or not. "

      Windows 10 runs quite happily in 2GB of RAM due to it's memory compression, etc. 4GB is fine for browsing + MS Office in most use cases.

      1. Alan Edwards

        > Windows 10 runs quite happily in 2GB of RAM

        Windows 10 itself runs in 2Gb, but none of the stuff you need to do work does. At a minimum I need Outlook, Chrome and Skype for Business, and 2Gb RAM on an HP Pavilion x2 isn't enough. It spends it's life swapping bits in and out.

        4Gb is enough though, just. I briefly used a Celeron-based Acer with 4Gb, and that was happy.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          "Windows 10 itself runs in 2Gb, but none of the stuff you need to do work does. At a minimum I need Outlook, Chrome and Skype for Business, and 2Gb RAM on an HP Pavilion x2 isn't enough."

          Switch to Edge and it will cope better. Chrome is a resource hog and anyway Edge is faster.

    7. Robert Brockway

      I'm amazed that you've been down-voted so much. A problem in IT going back decades is that most consumer grade systems are sold critically short of ram. The price difference is small but the performance difference is huge. The general public don't realise how serious a problem this is.

      My main desktop system at home until recently was maxedout at 32GB ram. It was 6 years old and failing. I replaced it recently with a NUC maxed out at 32GB ram. Next system will probably have more.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        most 'normal' computer users (normal people) don't care as long as it works.

    8. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Maybe those poor souls with 4Gb RAM don't feel too bad about it as you do, as their machines work as they expect

  2. James 51

    The price of RAM has gone a little crazy lately. Settling on 4gb to get me up and running and then will but 8 or 16gb of the fastest RAM my motherboard can handle (going to get a 2400G as I can't get a graphics card I want at a sane price either).

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      As far as I know, something like a 1050ti might outperform the 2400G. So if you don't mind a little for that card, it will give 3 times the performance, for £125 or so uk new. Still more than an integrated GPU overhead cost, but much much more economical for the return in performance.

      1. James 51

        Cheapest 1050ti I have seen so far is about £150 which is only £10 less than a RX560 (though that is on preorder with amazon, but it now is closer to £190 or £200).

  3. m0rt

    If laptop makers were really serious about security, then hard swtiches for the camera and mic, just for starters.

    A little plastic shutter indeed. Evidence of items being produced to a marketing spec, not being produced to a end-user requirements spec.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Actually a "little plastic shutter" is a bit more serious than a "hard swicth" .... how do you know that the hard switch is actually turning the camera off rather than just making a "I wan't the camera off" indication that software can ignore!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        How do you know

        That the camera cannot do IR video, and the plastic is only visually transparent. ;)

      2. tom dial Silver badge

        I use a piece of a post-it note when I feel a bout of paranoia coming on.

        Does anyone offer soundproof covers for the microphone? (And speakers, too, maybe: I recall reading a while back that some of the sound chips can be "adjusted" to operate in reverse and use the speakers as microphones).

    2. Cl9

      There's a psychological aspect to it which you're forgetting. I've got a USB webcam for my desktop, which I leave sitting on my monitor but unplugged most of the time, and I still find that unnerving sometimes, despite knowing that it's not plugged in. Having a physical thing blocking the lens puts that unease to rest.

      Also, so what if it's a "little plastic shutter"? It's not like the webcams can see through plastic, and it's likely that you'd want to build the shutter out of the same materials as the laptop chassis (usually plastic). Size has no effect either, provided that it's fully blocking the lens.

      Whilst I agree that a hard on/off switch would be best, it would probably cost more to manufacture, and I don't actually think that it would be as effective as resting peoples fears of webcams.

      1. DropBear
        Trollface

        I do have a webcam permanently plugged into my home desktop, but it's a model with prominently lit LED trims whenever it's actually on. Now, if you insist, I'm perfectly willing to believe that some combination of vulnerabilities does exist that would allow someone to re-engineer and/or switch its firmware (or driver) to snoop with no LEDs lit but I believe it would take some serious doing - with that kind of attention that webcam would be the least of my problems. Hooking into some IP-cam's open ports with default credentials is one thing - this would be quite another.

        Then again, if there's money in this, maybe I should start selling in-line USB dongles that do nothing but monitor current to a webcam and beep whenever it suddenly goes up. ...Naaah, I'm too lazy. Shenzen, are you listening? Free product idea...!

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I'd like a laptop with no built in camera, wifi, bluetooth, or speaker. All of those can be bought as peripherals. Having a few extra USB ports would be helpful :) Am I one of the few who does care about my laptop being thin and shining? I'd prefer one that's a bit robust and has the power, ports and cooling that make a laptop truly functional.

      1. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

        I'd like a laptop with no built in camera, wifi, bluetooth, or speaker. All of those can be bought as peripherals

        Don't give Apple more ideas about what to leave out and then sell you extra adapters for

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Damn, I typed, "Am I one of the few who does care about my laptop being thin and shining?" and meant to type, "Am I one of the few who does not care about my laptop being thin and shining?"

        Sorry about that all.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          laptop needs :

          upgradeable or replaceable battery / ram / HD

          backlit keyboard

          decent trackpad

          ports (even legacy)

          needs to be metal

          doesn't need to be thin or light

          needs to feel good and solid.

          decent filtered PSU

    4. Munchausen's proxy
      Big Brother

      "f laptop makers were really serious about security, then hard swtiches for the camera and mic, just for starters."

      Yes, it's not the camera that worries me nearly as much as the microphone. I'd really like a laptop without one, or failing that the confidence to open it up and cut the correct leads.

      1. Richard 12 Silver badge

        I discovered last year that the mic on my laptop had been dead since I got it.

        Unfortunately I found out when away from the office and trying to join a videoconference...

        Turns out to be really easy to unplug on a Dell. Though it seems it sometimes also pulls the socket off the motherboard.

    5. Byron "Jito463"

      re: A little plastic shutter indeed.

      I take the 'nuke it from orbit' approach and popped open my laptop to physically unplug the webcam. Can't hack what's no longer there.

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      ye - and stop making the damn things out of cheap crappy plastic, is metal in such short supply ?

  4. Dr_N

    Webcam Shield?

    You mean the retrieved "chad" bit from hole-punching a self-adhesive address label?

    1. Omgwtfbbqtime
      Facepalm

      Re: Webcam Shield?

      Too much hassle, a post-it note works just as well.

      ... and you can write your passwords on it!

    2. Pen-y-gors

      Re: Webcam Shield?

      Duct-tape.

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