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A power station in Olching, Bavaria, blazed like it was 4/20 yesterday after German authorities used it to burn around 550kg of marijuana. The weed, Südeutsche Zeitung reported, could have provided close to 3.8 million joints. It was discovered by the Munich Customs Department in a Serbian truck south of Nuremberg in December …

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  1. LeahroyNake
    FAIL

    What a waste ?

    With the incinerator running at 900-1,000oC, all organic compounds, including the THC, were burned away, which meant there were no side effects for the locals.

    I'm sure a few Coffee shops in Amsterdam would have taken it off their hands for more than the price of the electricity it provided?

    1. Semtex451
      Coat

      Re: What a waste ?

      Exactly. "Nobody got high in Olching."

      Only the weed got wasted that day.

      1. Pen-y-gors

        Re: What a waste ?

        "Nobody got high in Olching."

        That rather assumes none of the stuff 'accidentally' failed to make it into the furnace...

        1. bombastic bob Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: What a waste ?

          /me wonders if they played Jimmy Hendrix on the ghetto blaster while the incinerator was churnin' and burnin'.

        2. drewsup

          Re: What a waste ?

          Yes today the government burned 550 kilos, wait... Make that 540 kilos of high grade weed, hey can I get a Mountain Dew over here, got a bad case of dry mouth for some reason

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What a waste ?

      an everyone is up in arms about burning coal - wtf!

      The authorities should be hit with a fine for releasing all that carbon into the air.

      Global Warming People!

      (not to mention that could have also chilled quite a few people out...)

      1. phuzz Silver badge
        Flame

        Re: What a waste ?

        "The authorities should be hit with a fine for releasing all that carbon into the air."

        Don't worry mate, there's plenty of people growing weed who will ensure that the carbon is swiftly captured and turned into leaves and stems etc..

        Anyway, what were you expecting to happen to the weed if it had ended up being sold to end users?

  2. vir

    Give Us The Facts We Need

    "The weed, Südeutsche Zeitung reported, could have provided close to 3.8 million joints."

    But how many kWh did it provide?

    1. Adam 1

      Re: Give Us The Facts We Need

      Or more usefully, how many Norris x Percentage of maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum is that?

    2. Daedalus

      Re: Give Us The Facts We Need

      At a guess, assuming about 10 MJ/kg, which is 3 kWh/kg near as dammit, about 1500 kWh.

  3. DNTP

    "Cannot be traced back to the source"

    But dudes, isn't, like, the Earth, like, the source for everything? Its kind of like a mother, the Earth Mother, and she grows all the best stuff for us. And like, the Germans, they're burning all that stuff, all of Mother's stuff, that's like, not cool.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Boffin

      Re: "Cannot be traced back to the source"

      "And like, the Germans, they're burning all that stuff, all of Mother's stuff, that's like, not cool."

      No, it's quite hot. Did you read the article?

      1. Charles 9

        Re: "Cannot be traced back to the source"

        Which means it's NOT cool. Which means it's either COLD (as in ice-cold) or HOT (as applies here).

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Cannot be traced back to the source"

      Not necessarily. Some stuff comes from OUTSIDE the Earth, you know, as in extraterrestrial stuff. Meteorites, for example, don't come from Earth, so Mother Earth isn't everything's mother like you think.

      1. EarthDog

        Re: "Cannot be traced back to the source"

        So like, haven't you seen the videos, man? So the ancient astronauts gave these mind expansion drugs like marijuana and mushrooms to like, expand our minds so we could get to the next level. You know, like evolution. Open our minds to the higher planes. Where'd the pizza go?

        1. Mike VandeVelde
          IT Angle

          Re: "Cannot be traced back to the source"

          life is common in the universe, intelligence not so much. there's fungus... and that's pretty much it. fungus colonized the earth with meteors billions of years ago and is the main biomass on the planet today. our ancestors walked the mushroom dotted plains of africa hundreds of thousands of years ago and first ate the fruit(fungus) of knowledge which gave us some basic abilities in "imagine something novel and make it real". ever since weve been building/becoming a "better hammer" than random (?) meteors for further colonization. we are basically one of their recent experiments in monkey breeding. i hope they are happy with us so far and decide to keep us. *>D

      2. Ben Bonsall

        Re: "Cannot be traced back to the source"

        Not necessarily. Some stuff comes from OUTSIDE the Earth, you know, as in extraterrestrial stuff. Meteorites, for example, don't come from Earth, so Mother Earth isn't everything's mother like you think.

        So you're saying mother earth is getting stoned with some extraterrestrial rock?

        1. DNTP

          Re: OUTSIDE the Earth

          My dudes, all that stuff coming from outside is like, the Earth Mother's gravity field hugging it and bringing it in. Its like, she's ordering us space pizza for after we smoke all that awesome stuff.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Cannot be traced back to the source"

        "Some stuff comes from OUTSIDE the Earth".

        Technically everything came from outside the earth, including the earth.

  4. Stevie

    Bah!

    I applaud the Germans burning stuff to make more precious Gas of Life.

    1. petur

      Re: Bah!

      yeah, they're getting good at it, with no decrease in production of it ever since they decided to shut down nuclear

  5. JeffyPoooh
    Pint

    Quentin Sommerville

    So, not this again...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883792/Red-faced-BBC-reporter-Quentin-Sommerville-gets-high-reporting-stack-burning-drugs-warns-viewers-Don-t-inhale.html

    1. Triggerfish

      Re: Quentin Sommerville

      And also a bit of drop the dead donkey

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbXYnisZP9c

  6. adnim

    What a waste

    see title

  7. Spasticus Autisticus
    Happy

    TT

    "Nice"

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    4/20 - this is the UK dammit

    1. tiggity Silver badge

      Although its a phrase that has crossed over to here (like so mant US phrases) and is occasionally used in reference to the holy herb

  9. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

    So it's about 10 wheel barrows of weed. Big deal.

    1. Semtex451

      You’re right. It’s not many doubledecker buses worth

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

    Maybe this is a thing for Brexiters, maybe I just feel too European after working on one of those old 'Esprit' projects back in the AI Spring of the 1980's ... On the other hand ...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-80133/Germans-sour-Kraut.html

    from which I quote ...

    "In its ruling today, the ASA said the word krauts did portray German's negatively, but ruled it would be "generally understood as a light-hearted reference to a national stereotype and was unlikely to cause serious or widespread offence".

    But staff at the German Embassy in London disagreed with the ASA decision, saying that most Germans would find the phrase offensive.

    An Embassy spokeswoman said: "It is not a very nice name and it is certainly not nice to be called a name related to cabbage.

    "I think over time the word has attracted very negative connotations, so most people would be offended by it."

    And Cultural attache Tilman Hancker added: "Speaking personally I would be offended to be called it and I think most people would not find it a very nice name."

    FYI: According to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraut the word first surfaced 99 years ago - I think it's time to put down the "Commando" & "Victor" comics and grow up a bit ?

    1. ukgnome

      Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

      I agree and disagree....

      The europeans have always had a way of describing each other using a food based item that is native to that country. We tend to only use if for France and Germany, and maybe a little bit towards Scotland, Wales and Ireland. It doesn't make it right but its not like they don't do it back to ourselves in England.

      1. bombastic bob Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

        "The europeans have always had a way of describing each other using a food based item that is native to that country"

        /me wonders what Americans would be... 'Hot Dogs' perhaps? But it really varies from state to state.

        In Cali-fornicate-you it's easy: Fruits, nuts, and flakes [at least in S.F. and silly valley]. But here in San Diego I guess it could be "Fish Tacos". Rubios. Yum!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

          maybe "too much" for Americans?

        2. TonyJ

          Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

          ".../me wonders what Americans would be... 'Hot Dogs' perhaps? But it really varies from state to state..."

          SPAM's

        3. Andy 97

          Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

          No, Americans are Septics.

    2. jjk

      Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

      I'm German and I would rather be called a Kraut than a Hun, a name lovingly bestowed on us by our very own Emperor Wilhelm II (may he roast on the sultry side of hell for all eternity).

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

      You've just written an essay, with references, telling us that we shouldn't call Germans by a (now lighthearted ) nickname, of which I'm sure they have their own for us. And the *readers* of your post should grow up a bit?

      Don't be such a Nancy.

    4. Fortycoats

      Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

      I think the pun is somewhat appropriate for this article, as Kraut, or rather its plural "Kräuter" is the German word for herbs....

      The Germans also take the piss out of the British for what they consider culinary blasphemy. Like warm beer, the contents of a fry-up, mint-sauce with lamb, and vinegar on chips (and this from a country that considers mayonnaise as an acceptable condiment to chips, the heathens!).

      1. tiggity Silver badge

        Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

        Especially ironic they dislike vinegar on chips as they have such a love for pickled food in general (it's hard work getting a meal with fresh (instead of pickled) veg accompanying it in German cuisine - on my visits I soon gave up on German food and made sure I visited restaurants specializing in cuisine of other nationalities)

        1. Fortycoats

          Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

          They're just using the wrong vinegar. You try finding malt vinegar in a German supermarket. Only wine or apple-based stuff on the shelves here. Yuck! Only good for descaling the kettle.

      2. VictimMildew

        Re: warm beer

        Ale at cellar temperature is only "warm" when you compare it with the temperature lager has to be sold at to ensure it can be drunk without any of the flavour surviving.

        Overheard in an off-license, where the chiller had just been refilled: "The Stella's warm. Don't buy any. It tastes like shit when it's warm". Actually, it tastes like that all the time but you don't notice when it's almost frozen.

    5. Excellentsword

      Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

      I perceive kraut as an affectionate nickname with no offence intended i.e. krautrock. Should we call it weirdo, minimalist, German music to take drugs to? No.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

        Well, Tangerine Dream and Kraftwerk are both better when you're hammered.

        And they're good to start with.

    6. handleoclast
      Coat

      Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

      An Embassy spokeswoman said: "It is not a very nice name and it is certainly not nice to be called a name related to cabbage.

      He sounds like a bit of a sour kraut.

      There, there, mon petit chouchou.

      Mine's the one with a cream puff in the pocket.

    7. Scroticus Canis
      Facepalm

      Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?

      You actually quoted from a Daily Wail article on El Reg?

      Rather a green mistake even if you are not so cabbage looking.

  11. lglethal Silver badge
    Joke

    For Americans

    How about "Supersize"?

  12. herbgold
    Happy

    "Devil's Lettuce" LOL

  13. VictimMildew

    THC, the active ingredient

    ONE OF the active ingredients.

    The fallacy that THC is the only active ingredient of cannabis is what's lead to the prevalence of the high-THC rubbish which is predominant in the market these days. It's the modern day equivalent of the bathtub gin which caused so much damage during the US's prohibition years and the source of the relatively new phenomenon of 'cannabis psychosis'. Please don't perpetuate this myth.

    1. Charles 9

      Re: THC, the active ingredient

      Bathtub gin was pretty bad because it was crudely made, using whatever the maker could find at hand. Bathtub gin killed because it was contaminated with things like solvents and methanol, whereas I've yet to see a single death directly attributed to marijuana smoking.

      1. handleoclast

        Re: THC, the active ingredient

        Bathtub gin killed because it was contaminated with things like solvents and methanol

        It was mainly the methanol. All fermentation produces methanol as well as ethanol. It is not the methanol itself that is particularly toxic, it is the breakdown products when the body disposes of it. Too high a concentration of those breakdown products causes the problem. Fortuitously the same breakdown mechanisms tackle both methanol and ethanol, and the relative concentrations are such that dealing with the ethanol slows down the rate at which methanol is broken down, to the point where the body can deal with methanol's breakdown products fast enough that they don't cause problems.

        Those relative concentrations can change during distillation, because methanol boils off first. Do a good job (use a thermometer and discard the low boiling-temp fraction) and the resulting spirits have an even higher ethanol/methanol ratio. Do a sloppy job (where you don't bother bleeding off the methanol) and you leave the relative concentrations the same, as long as you dump the entire output into a single container before bottling and it's still safe (well, as safe as alcohol ever is).

        Do a really bad job, where you don't take steps to discard the methanol and where you put small bottles to the outlet, one at a time, and the first bottle can have a very high ratio of methanol to ethanol. Maybe the first few bottles. Or, if your still is big enough, the first dozen bottles. And that's where the problem lies. Some bottles in your run will be relatively lower in methanol than the feedstock and some will be higher.

        Note that it is illegal to distil alcohol unless you have the relevant licence, so don't try this at home. But if you do, make sure you do it right.

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