back to article Paradise Papers were not an inside job, says leaky offshore law firm

Revelations from the Paradise Papers, a leaked set of more than 13 million financial documents, have shed light on how the rich and famous channel funds through offshore tax havens. Among early stories spawned from the leak and published over the weekend are allegations that Russia funded Facebook and Twitter investments …

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  1. Adam 52 Silver badge

    "that a forensic investigation by a leading international Cyber & Threats team concluded that there was no definitive evidence that any data had left our systems. This was not the work of anybody who works at Appleby."

    In other words "Our security was poor and we didn't even have any logging. Anyone could have done it."

    1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

      Live by the sword, die by the sword

      An interesting side effect of running a business in a tax heaven is that there is no way in hell for you to obtain a warrant in a developed country jurisdiction over data theft. The relevant treaties are not in place and that they are not in place is exactly what is allowing tax heavens to operate.

      1. Stuart 22
        Happy

        Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

        "Putting aside the fact that the leaked financial details appear to include information about the murky world of offshore finance, for the victims, this leak could have life-altering or, at the very least, hugely distressing effects."

        I'm almost tempted to say - "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to be distressed about". But I won't as I'm not a Home Secretary.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

          Or in this case live by the sword, die by a couple of large men with AK47s and Russian accents saying - "Mr Putin is very disappointed in you"

          1. Version 1.0 Silver badge

            Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

            "Mr Putin is very disappointed in you"

            No doubt why "V" took a lot of trouble to remove all traces of the intercept from the logs.

            1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

              Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

              You joke but there's probably something to this. The normal pattern for a hack this size is gloating attribution, but this one was leaked to Süddeutsche Zeitung and no hacking crew has publicly claimed responsibility.

              I imagine the moment when they realised what sort of data they had (and who it was on) was a bit of an "oh, fuck" moment.

              1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

                Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

                The normal pattern for a hack this size is gloating attribution,

                Not necessarily. The so called consortium for investigative journalism actually PAYS for data dumps which are "interesting". How much - we do not know, but I suspect that it is in the 6 digit range.

                One of the conditions is not to make a lot of noise before it is given to them so they can analyse and coordinate the release. If you gloat you cannot get paid.

                1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                  Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

                  " If you gloat you cannot get paid."

                  Gloating doesn't have to be public. You can gloat all the way to the bank.

                  The only thing to worry about is that your part in one breach gets outed because it's documented in stuff that subsequently comes out when your own solicitors get breached.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

          I'm against tax avoidance and evasion and pay my taxes once the accountants are done crunching the numbers. I'd just watched with my housemate Panorama and the 9 O'clock news which was mostly a repeat of Panorama. I was explaining to her the concepts around offshore banking, money laundering, tax avoidance (legal) and tax evading (illegal). After I explained these topics in detail and my objection to not paying, I described a few ways of avoiding tax that were perfectly legal.

          I then said that I was thinking of starting a company on the lovely Caribbean island of Antigua, with subsidiaries in Jersey and the Isle of Man. Her reaction when I asked if she would she mind paying the rent there instead of to me was priceless. When she'd worked out I wasn't being serious she then asked why Antigua? Oh it's a nice out of the way place with a good amount of sunshine and a 5 star hotel that I can make a few business trips to. That, the fact that the US State Department don't like it and Bearer Shares*!

          *Antigua is attempting to be more compliant with FATF rules though.

        3. JimboSmith Silver badge

          Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

          I would recommend The Great Tax Robbery by Richard Brooks if you want a good read on this subject. He wrote/writes for Private Eye has presented Panorama and was on the show last night. When he writes in that book about some of what goes on it's just staggering. Companies avoiding tax in some of the poorest nations etc.

    2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

      If there is no definitive evidence that any data had left [their] systems, how do they know it was the work of a hacker, and not a leaker? Presumably all they can prove is that they were hacked, not that the hackers stole the data, so if they cannot show otherwise, it is entirely plausible that a mole used this as a cover to leak the data.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        The old - it must have been a vampire that killed her because there is no evidence of a werewolf - defence

      2. Blotto Silver badge

        @Loyal Commenter

        I guess they are saying they have no evidence of all the data being bulk accessed internally and have no evidence of it leaving their infrastructure, yet 3rd parties have their bulk data so the only logical conclusion is that they must have been hacked in such a sophisticated manor that the forensic investigators they hired can not determine how.

        Probably a government with sophisticated abilities obtained the data and was either hacked themselves or has now leaked it to do some damage to someone.

        That or their forensic investigators are too crap to work out what happened.

        I suspect that in retrospect that much data leaving the organisation would be detectable & as they can't that is why they are claiming they have been victim to a sophisticated hack.

        If they can be believed it will be interesting to read what their security measures are & should be a warning to all other international institutions that hold data that should remain private.

        1. Roland6 Silver badge
          Joke

          2+2 = 5 ! :)

          I guess they are saying they have no evidence of all the data being bulk accessed internally and have no evidence of it leaving their infrastructure, yet 3rd parties have their bulk data so the only logical conclusion is that they must have been hacked in such a sophisticated manor that the forensic investigators they hired can not determine how.

          Well it should be obvious to any El Reg reader how this hack was done:

          Appleby were using Kaspersky...

        2. Mark 65

          I guess they are saying they have no evidence of all the data being bulk accessed internally and have no evidence of it leaving their infrastructure, yet 3rd parties have their bulk data so the only logical conclusion is that they must have been hacked in such a sophisticated manor that the forensic investigators they hired can not determine how.

          Or alternatively that their security is so utterly shithouse whilst they are busy clipping the lucrative ticket on tax avoidance that they really cannot tell. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence and all that. I wouldn't be surprised if someone grabbed it all with an external drive and a USB stick with Kali/Tails/whatever on it. In fact, probably just the external drive.

  2. wolfetone Silver badge
    Coat

    With all the coverage that's being given to Queen Liz's financial affairs (or should that be the UK tax payer's affairs?), it's upsetting to know that the real juicy story of the whole thing has been ignored.

    It turns out that Bono's money moves in mysterious ways.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It turns out that Bono's money moves in mysterious ways.

      Indeed. Hypocritical little twerp that he is.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        That's rich - when Ireland isn't enough of a tax haven for you

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Paying even less tax than Ireland must be the sweetest thing.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            I thought Bono bought Ireland in a bankruptcy sale back in 2008 ?

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Coat

            Magnificent.

            I expect his bank statements go to a obscure PO box. Somewhere where the streets have no name.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              It's a beautiful day when someone like Bono gets caught out.

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          3. Fatman
            Joke

            RE: Paying even less tax...

            <quote>Paying even less absolutely NO tax than Ireland must be the sweetest thing.</quote>

            There!!!

            FTFY

    2. JLV

      wait... wait... I am confused.

      is that the same activist Bono who frequently complains that industrialized countries don't do enough 3rd world aid? (which presumably requires more taxation)

      and whose band is tax-registered in the Netherlands, because less taxes than Ireland?

    3. phuzz Silver badge

      Bono's not being ignored, it's just there's so many different famous people fiddling their taxes that the press doesn't know who to start with. This will continue to play out over the next few months whilst various celebs and their lawyers refuse to comment and in the end practically nothing will change, because those in a position to do something about, for instance, tax evasion in the Channel Islands, have too much to lose.

    4. tiggity Silver badge
      Thumb Down

      El Maj

      Given the Queen has a nice cozy arrangement with herRC where she (well, her fiancial bods) get to choose what (relatively miniscule else it would be publicized) amount of tax she pays then Cayman stuff would be financial bods on autopilot as their usual legal (cos laws are useless), but morally reprehensible offshore stuff was not needed.

      Not enough hassle of queenie for investing in BrightHouse, a company thet exists to shaft poor people with loan shark levels of interest repayment (where a bog standard fridge can easily be over a grand in repayments over several years): SHe has people doing the finances for her, but it;s not difficult to say only make ethical investments, do all finacial stuff in a transparent and above board way.

      Still, living up her figurehead of teh nation status, rich elite screwing over the proles is what the UK is all about.

  3. deadlockvictim

    I can imagine the conversation

    Sir Humphrey: What I want is irrelevant, Bernard, it's up to you - what do you want?

    Bernard: I want to have a clear conscience.

    Sir Humphrey: A clear conscience?

    Bernard: Yes!

    Sir Humphrey: I see. And when did you acquire this taste for luxuries?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Surely to the Queen, having money in a country that she is queen of, isn't "of-shore", just in another of ones countries

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You will go far:

      "Arise Sir Anonymous Coward".

    2. Adam 52 Silver badge

      Quite. The Cayman Islands are a British Overseas Territory. The Queen appoints the Governor. They've even got a Westminster cabinet minister. Hardly wild west.

      And, most importantly in this instance, they've got a cosy relationship with the UK taxman where they report income earned by UK residents direct to HMG.

      1. frank ly

        Her Maj's private assets are estimated to be about £500m so it's hardly surprising that she had £10m tucked away there. When you have that much, you tell your people to split it up and put it in sensible places for you. (So I assume. I'll never have anything like that 'problem'.)

        1. BebopWeBop
          Megaphone

          Well one needs to squirrel ones assets away, before the revolution.....

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          £500m?

          She's a Queen! Her corgis have more than that.

        3. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

          HM's mattresses

          @frank ly

          split it up and put it in sensible places

          Under one's mattress at Balmoral, Buckingham Palance, Sandringham and Windsor Castle are perfectly reasonable

    3. defiler

      Surely to the Queen, having money in a country that she is queen of, isn't "of-shore", just in another of ones countries

      It'd be like leaving some cash in a coat pocket when it goes into the wardrobe. Probably just loose change between the cushions...

  5. W Donelson

    Go after Appleby directors' tax evasions.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Can you evade or avoid tax in a tax haven?

  6. frobnicate
    Mushroom

    "that Russia funded Facebook and Twitter"

    Here is a real bomb: Russia, on the direct orders of Putin, funded all recent US governments by buying US Treasury bonds to the tune of 100B! And China... oh hell, we are doomed.

    1. Alan Brown Silver badge

      Re: "that Russia funded Facebook and Twitter"

      "buying US Treasury bonds to the tune of 100B! "

      Aka less than the value Broadcom attributes to Qualcom and vastly less than the Trillions that the US spends on its military each year.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "that Russia funded Facebook and Twitter"

        We haven't hit a trillion dollars in annual military spending yet. If Trump gets his way for more unneeded increases in spending, it might get to 3/4 of a trillion so we will probably reach it eventually.

        When trillions are talked about in the context of US military spending it is overall programs over many years, like several trillion for the post 9/11 'war on everyone' and a couple trillion for the F35 that will be spend over a couple decades.

        1. JLV

          Re: "that Russia funded Facebook and Twitter"

          a trillion here. a trillion there. pretty soon you're talking real money and can afford some F35s.

          oh, you want them to work? chip in some extra $$$$$$$$$s.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As with the Panama Hack I'm not impressed. Who gives the ICIJ the right to decide what gets published?

    I don't care who it is I would like to know every single one that is actively avoiding tax or in fact evading it.

    I mean, look at the front page of the BBC "Paradise Papers: Mrs Brown's Boys stars 'diverted £2m in offshore tax dodge'", I mean seriously is that the best you have?

    It stinks of a cover up.

    1. Adam 52 Silver badge

      The BBC article no longer says that. Possibly their lawyers got nervous. As El Reg's might if this thread continues.

    2. Red Bren

      "Who gives the ICIJ the right to decide what gets published?"

      The ICIJ spread the workload out as there was too much to sift through for any one publication. Each publication will focus on persons relevant to their home turf, as you're about as likely to be interested in the financial arrangements of some minor German celebrity as a German would be in some UK sitcom actor. So on those grounds, it makes sense to localise what is being reported.

      The fact that the BBC decided that sitcom actors were a more newsworthy target than some of the wealthier but unheard of entrants on the list, suggests that the BBC makes its decisions based on what the public are interested in, rather than what is in the public interest.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        "the BBC makes its decisions based on what the public are interested in, rather than what is in the public interest."

        The media view these days seems to be that the latter means the former.

      2. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

        "... what the public are interested in, rather than what is in the public interest."

        Well put. Also part of quite a lot of other problems.

    3. Gordon 10

      Err you do know the Panama papers dataset was put online afterwards? If you are that paranoid I suggest you go trawling for the gaps you think exist.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I stand corrected, I was unaware of this.

        In case anyone is interested,

        https://offshoreleaks.icij.org/pages/database

        Thanks.

        However you do still have to question how each media organisation chooses it's stories and if any are left out.

        Edit: I still can't download all the data, I guess its something but then how do I verify nothing has been removed?

        Edit 2:Added for comedy.

        https://twitter.com/GLove39/status/927499073971802112

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          " you do still have to question how each media organisation chooses it's stories and if any are left out."

          You do indeed, but not just on this subject. For example a few years ago when Bob Diamond and his mate Marcus Agius were in charge at an increasingly embattled Barclays Bank, every news outlet under the Sun was covering Barclays difficulties in reasonable depth. Not for the first time, the BBC had little to say on the subject. Obviously it couldn't be connected to the little detail that Agius was a senior director on the BBC board.

          No potential conflict of interest there, whatever those pesky shareholders at the Barclays AGMs might have suggested on more than one occasion.

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/barc/9401300/BBC-executive-questions-why-Barclays-chairman-Marcus-Agius-remains-on-corporations-board.html

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