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Computacenter – one of Europe’s largest resellers – today reported Q3 financials that are sure to warm the cockles of investors' hearts: sales jumped by a fifth as businesses splashed the cash on tech kit and services. Total reported turnover for the calendar third quarter ended September jumped 27 per cent to £931m; this was …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
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    Did you run out of rhymes?

    Here's one for free,

    Whose sales just jumped 27 per cent, with a 50 per cent increase in product sales, and rhymes with placenta.

    Your welcome.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      IBM?

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      1. Anonymous Coward
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        No, it was Fujitsu, I thought it was pretty obvious.

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    2. JudeKay (Written by Reg staff)
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      "Yon boot - polenta?

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      Oracle. Because it's delivered by twats?

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  2. Kevin Johnston

    So..

    profits are up, return to major shareholders is up and operating costs are too high...

    Thanks for turning things around serfs but take a pay cut or get out. Did I get that right?

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  3. ffRewind

    Which reseller is going through a purple patch and rhymes with magenta?

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      Hitachi?

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      1. Anonymous Coward
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        Early Learning Center?

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