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Blockchain, AI, chatbots, cloud … Oracle bingo!

Anonymous Coward

Whose barrel …

… do I want to be over for Blockchain as a Service? IBM, Microsoft or Oracle? So hard to choose, but Oracle's probably last on the list.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: Whose barrel …

Given those options, MS looks almost friendly...

IBM would discuss how they planned to make your business dependent on their poorly implemented solution with senior management and avoid IT getting involved in such an important decision. And then proceed to screw over the business over the coming decades.

Oracle would slip something in your companies drink and start screwing you as soon as you lost consciousness. After a few years of mistreatment you would decide being screwed over by someone you know might actually be better than being screwed by a stranger and at least your account manager is being screwed just as bad as you...

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Re: Whose barrel …

this akward anonymous coward gets obviously paid to bash Oracle.....

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Anonymous Coward

AI

Yeah AI, Oracle knows very well how to automate his engineers out of the company, next year only engineers left in India and Romania, let's see how fast clients want to automate Oracle out of the company.

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