Well I'm sold
Assuming they fix most of the described issues, I'd buy 3 of them. Maybe more. Er, assuming they'll also sell them in the UK.
It's become a phrase repeated so frequently, it almost feels like a cliché: if you're not paying for the product, you are the product. The truth is that hundreds of millions of us put up with the unpleasant fact that chunks of our personal lives – our photos and emails and whereabouts and contacts – are combined and packaged …
Looks like a variation of the Amstrad Em@iler idea and probably destined for equal levels of popularity.
But actually plonking down cold hard cash for what's actually available now with a promise of "It'll be fixed Real Soon Now."
I think not.
Which is too bad as I like the way they think. Actual knobs, Choosing voice over video (seriously, once you've seen who it is and they are talking and not showing you stuff is it that helpful?)
The worry is this is down to underspec'd processing power. The SW can be fixed, but that's if the horsepower isn't there to begin with what are they going to do?
It's all jolly well claiming that it doesn't use personal details, but they're in the US and their privacy policy is the first I have seen, ever, that is so one-sided it contains not a single word about protecting YOUR details and data, which gives you a clear idea of their priorities. Hint: it's not you, the customer.
No, seriously, best look quickly because I'm betting they'll change that as soon as they see this post. I already dumped it to a PDF to act as an example for the next time I lecture people about privacy.
On the plus side, you could say that makes them more honest, but it is the first time I have seen that, ever. Not a single word or even an attempt at pretending they care about customer privacy.
Yes but... what actual details will they have? Other than your name and address to ship the thing, one-time banking details, presumably the thing will be direct connenct (unlike what Micro$hite did to Skrape) and your channel ID... minimal personal data ... potentially... depending on how they configure this stuff.
What information`? Well, the way I read the policy, they potentially can get anything the Loop shows: "We automatically log information about you and your computer. For example, when visiting our Site, we log your computer operating system type, browser type, browser language, the website you visited before browsing to our Site, pages you viewed, how long you spent on a page, access times, IP address, and information about your use of and actions on our Site." - The Loop box is of course a kind of computer.
Yes but... what actual details will they have?
I didn't go digging deep, but from their FAQ:
Does Loop store my photos and videos for me?Yes, Loop backs up all your content in the cloud and provides up to 2gb of free storage.
also:
How do I know my photos and videos are safe?All Loop data is transmitted over a secure and encrypted connection so your content is always safe and private.
Since they only discuss transmission, I think it's fair to assume that all your information would be stored more or less in the clear on their servers, for easier analysis and monetisation.
So yeah, it seems like you'd still be selling your personal data.
"So yeah, it seems like you'd still be selling your personal data."
...Well, they know where they can stick that then!
We are back to the traditional problem... how to keep the lights on for a service, by only selling one-time-purchase devices. That's the interesting nut to crack.
"We are back to the traditional problem... how to keep the lights on for a service, by only selling one-time-purchase devices. That's the interesting nut to crack."
Going back to the privacy policy:
INFORMATION YOU GIVE US.We collect your name, postal address, email address as well as other information you directly give us on our Site.
INFORMATION WE GET FROM OTHERS.
We may get information about you from other sources. We may add this to information we get from this Site.
And:
We may share personal information as follows:We may share personal information with your consent. For example, you may let us share personal information with others for their own marketing uses. Those uses will be subject to their privacy policies.
Yeah, it says "with your consent" - but even if it's nice and easy to decline now, when they feel the pinch and need that income, it may become less so.
Yes but... what actual details will they have?
They will place a video camera and a microphone in your house, controlled by their software, and they get access to all your pictures. Now ask yourself again if you're comfortable with a privacy policy that only talks about protecting *them*, not you..
" their privacy policy is the first I have seen, ever, that is so one-sided it contains not a single word about protecting YOUR details and data"
OTOH "We take customers' privacy extremely seriously" is so frequently trotted out in the wake of blatant failure to do just that that it has become a de facto admission of guilt so maybe that's why they avoided it.
If not, um, what's the point.
The advantage is it's granny proof.
But for everyone else, we just need the software, instead of having yet another device kicking round taking up space and eventually landfill.
Perhaps they could bundle the device with a year or two's service and access by software only from x other devices. Someone could pay a subscription after that to keep the devices going. Grannies with Loops would always have access, they just couldn't talk to anyone else with their own devices if they don't keep the subscription going... how's that for corporate emotional blackmail.
And here I thought I was already in contact with friends and family without having to sellgive away anybody's personal data.
Folks, it may come as a shock to you, but communicating without anti-social media is actually just as easy as with it. Really. We've been doing it for decades. Try it, you might like it.
Yawn. You mean I can write a letter, perhaps, or make a phone call? Zip and email some photos perhaps?
Video calls mean Skype or Facetime. Practical photo sharing is going to require something more than email. All are going to require an account of some sort.
Personally I love this product, I can see the idea behind it and I would certainly buy three (in the UK), subject to a few key points:
1. I know they're making their money from hardware, subscriptions, optional extras or storage costs for media, not from selling me as a marketing opportunity to all and sundry.
2. It's got a good noice-cancelling mic and a very, very fucking loud speaker. Old people have bad hearing, doubly so when there are screaming children (unnecessary adjective, all children are screaming). If I'm going to sit across a table from this with my kids talking to my parents, I don't want every second sentence to be "sorry, I missed that".
- California
- facebook, instagram, dropbox integration
- $3,000,000 first round funding
What do you think the chances are that this is any different to every other piece of garbage that crawls out of California? Under current law not spying on you is leaving money on the table.
The industry has been dancing around the Telescreen for years and now they've added the knobs and leather handles of authentic 1950's styling. The devil, of course, will be in the software.
"for about the same money you can roll your own with a Pi, camera & a touchscreen monitor, but it won't look as nice"
My reaction exactly. And for the price of an HDMI cable you could hook it up to a bigger display. The knob on the side (as opposed to the knob who's selling your data) is presumably presented to the software as a mouse.
Given the number of people selling boxes to house your Pi even the appearance could be a quickly solved problem.
facebook is so hugely popular not because it connects you with a "small number of family and friends", but because it presses the "right" button of i-mentality, i.e. narcism mixed with lack of self-confidence (and it fuels it):
1) Look at ME, world!!!
2) give me a virtual pat on the back, tell me how AWESOME I AM!!!!
...
NOW, you can downvote me all you want, I DON'T CARE...
...
well, maybe a little bit...
It would be nice to if there was AT LEAST one upvote, you know. So that I know I AM RIGHT, because, like, I'm right, right?
...
please...?
Just one tiny upvote?
...
oh, does ANYONE out there LIKE ME?!
:(((((((((
THIS IS THE VIRTUAL END OF THE WORLD FOR ME!!!!
etc., etc
p.s. of course, there's "this", and there's some useful keeping in touch (although being a refusenick, I don't know how useful)
It actually looks and feels like the kind of space-age 21st-century that was enthusiastically shown to families in the 1970s, along with the self-cleaning laundry basket, automatic lawn mover, robot butler and flying car.
I'm fed up of having to move my lawn myself* all the time, I can't wait until it does it itself!
* I say myself, my robot monkey butler actually does it.
I have a couple of flocks of lawn movers. They use lawn as input, encrypt it, and download the encrypted product elsewhere, under a cloud. Decryption involves wringing out the cloud and time, but sure enough, the lawn is restored exactly where the encrypted product was downloaded.
> They still work and require surprisingly little
> in the way of personal info to use
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Think again.
Modern automated sorting machines must scan the recipient's address to do their job. While they are at it, the may as well scan the sender. Ah. And store the records. Now, they wouldn't do that, would they?
Well, here a German Post competitor was caught with the fingers in the sweet data cookie jar: http://www.tagesspiegel.de/wirtschaft/postfirma-pin-mail-hortet-millionen-briefdaten/7795758.html
Will never happen again, of course.
I went to the post office the other day to buy a stamp. I had recevied, by email, a scan of a paper form which I had to print, sign, photocopy for my records, and post back; the whole process took about 3 days - largely due to the enormous PDF overwhelming my rarely-used printer - of which the 10 minute queue in the P.O. was just a small part.
At the front of the queue, a guy in his 20s was asking: "so is this self-adhesive?". "Oh, so do I have to tear it along the perforations?". "Then I tape it on? Do you have some tape?". "Oh so if I lick it it will stick by itslef! OK I'll give it a try! Thanks so much for your help!".
"At the front of the queue, a guy in his 20s was asking: "so is this self-adhesive?"......"
I'm sure this was aimed at a "LOL, millenials" but I ship stuff through the post a lot, anything I can get into an envelope or box that will go through an automated sorting does. Those get stamps on, otherwise it's a trip to the post office/DHL and paying a chunk more.
So pretty much every "normal" stamp I use is self adhesive. The shipping labels are also self adhesive. They have been for 10+ years. The only stamps I come across that aren't are usually collectible, haven't had a rip and lick jobby for years.
But I have had "smart" boomers both be shocked that I had actual stamps around (despite knowing I mail stuff to customers) and then attempt to lick not one but two stamps (since the first wasn't working properly clearly), which then had to be stuck on with, you guessed it, sticky tape.
So yes, if you want to sell me an old fashioned stamp (I'm not sure what for) rather than sticking on 1-4 self adhesive ones, I would appreciate the instruction. Even if I'm old enough to know better :)
Remember when the whole thing about Google reading you emails? Just because the person you needed to email had been suckered into signing up to a gmail account, your emails were on Google's radar with no consent?
Yeah.
Video chat with a smartphone on the other end? A smartphone app to control it? Playing Youtube videos?
'Nuff said.
My good friend has elderly parents who up until recently used Skype on their smart TV to talk to kids and grand kids in NZ. Worked a treat, they'd be sat there, a box appears and hey presto (exactly what no one wanted to do in the article). Now there's no support we're struggling to come up with a simple enough replacement system that doesn't need some sort of pre-planning (such as having a laptop turned on ready etc etc).
This, it would appear, would be the out-the-box solution he needs