Unfortunately I suffer from insomnia . . .
. . . but on the upside, only 3 sleeps until Christmas
If you always sleep like a log, we’ve got just the thing for you - do some good by spending the night roughing it on the streets with a bunch of your industry compatriots in October, and raise a bunch of cash for vulnerable children into the bargain. Why would we want to force our loyal readers onto the streets? Because The …
Offering a wide range of drinks including Thunderbird, Buckfast, Meths, British Sherry and metal polish
[Just kidding - remember this is El Reg - taking the piss out of everything and everyone since 1863. Good luck to everyone participating in this very worthy cause, and a bottle of Bucky will make sure you sleep like a log]
This is a good thing, but for many of us living in the deep sticks sleeping out locally would be a bit silly. We'd call it camping. Most of the streets in my village don't even have a pavement or doorways. I suppose I could huddle up to a sheep in a field (no....don't go there....)
But, for those of us who live life in a rural paradise, and know we are lucky and would like to support the less fortunate in our society, could some commentards who are planning to do this perhaps set up a Just Giving account so that we can support the team (so long as we can pay in potatoes and mud)?