back to article It took DEF CON hackers minutes to pwn these US voting machines

After the debacle of the 2000 presidential election count, the US invested heavily in electronic voting systems – but not, it seems, the security to protect them. This year at the DEF CON hacking conference in Las Vegas, 30 computer-powered ballot boxes used in American elections were set up in a simulated national White House …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Notice how the author tries hard to make it seem like the Democrats' arse-covering fantasy known as "Russia hacked the election" is now an accepted fact. No need to "prove" anything any more, just like CAGW no longer needs to be backed up with actual observations. I suppose the Dems just ran some sims, and the results always came up as "Russian hacking stole the election from Hillary." Case closed!

    To reiterate, NO evidence at ALL has appeared showing the Russians did anything but employ propaganda as usual. Just like the rest of us did. Nor has any evidence appeared to link Trump or his people to any such purported cheating. But now we're finding out the Dems set up this fraud specifically to have an excuse for using the FBI to spy on political opponents, something Nixon would have loved. THAT is the real crime here, but you won't hear about it from articles like this.

    Meanwhile most of the Dem-controlled states are stonewalling any attempt to actually discover how much illegal voting was going on. They say it's all "voter suppression" and NOTHING ELSE!

    Yah, right.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Big John,

      Could you please provide the URL of the story you're commenting on as it doesn't seem to resemble the one I read.

    2. Adrian 4

      @Big John

      When politics becomes partisan, it turns from something useful into a joke. I doubt that there's a country functioning that hasn't already proved this, but America is the poster child.

      Please stop ranting about your absurd dislike of the other party. They're indistinguishable. Every criticism of one can be applied to the other. Standing up and shouting about how wonderful 'your' side is and how awful the 'other' side is just make you look foolish.

      Pipe down and go away. You're a waste of oxygen.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Big John lives in a world of alternative facts, because actual facts have a liberal bias. He happily accepted Trump's word that no one in his campaign had any contact with Russians, and any story to the contrary was "fake news", until that was shown to be a lie. As the story has evolved time and again he's accepted their various "corrections" and claims of "fake news", until his own son publicly confirmed that he took a meeting for the express purpose of getting dirt on Hillary from Russians who had a goal of supporting Trump's campaign. How many times does Trump have to be exposed as a liar before one stops taking everything he says over the mainstream media, intelligence agencies, and even congressmen in his own party?

        Since they can no longer claim there was no Russian collusion since his son admitted to it, now right wing nutjobs like him are trying to sell the story that Hillary Clinton colluded with the Russians to put them up to it - trying to turn the story around that "our collusion was only because we were fooled by Russians who were colluding with Clinton to bait us into collusion". Yes really, that's their latest story! In their world Hillary is responsible for everything, even their own lawbreaking.

        When the special counsel eventually finds proof that Trump's businesses are up to their neck in Russian money laundering, which is why he's so terrified of the investigation, they'll find some way to blame their lawbreaking on Hillary, even though it goes back to long before she was SoS. They will be defending him even when he becomes the first sitting president to be impeached and removed from office.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          "When the special counsel eventually finds proof that Trump's businesses are up to their neck in Russian money laundering"

          Serious, non-tinfoil-hat journals have suggested that it isn't so much money laundering by Russians per se as by members of the Chabad sect who happen to be strong in NY and Russia and are deeply involved in "property development". The fact that a senior Chabadnik seems to be a friend of Putin is by the way.

          Lest I be accused of promoting "world Jewish conspiracy" nonsense let me just add that Chabad is a very odd sect indeed, a branch of Hassidism, and that it represents a tiny minority of Jews. But YMMV.

          Politico article

          JTA Criticism of the article and fuller explanation of Chabad

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        @Adrian, you claim both sides are the "same." I could not disagree more. The Democrat Party has apparently decided NOTHING will stop them from crushing President Trump, and by extension all who voted for him. Any method, fair or foul, is being employed daily. It's basically war on all things conservative, and you come along to tell me to shut up because both sides are the same. BS.

        The only part of the GOP that's the same as the Democrats are the old-guard RINOS like Senator McCain that long ago made a devil's deal with the left. In short, they trash their own party and the leftist-dominated press goes easy on them. It's been going on for many years. It's why McCain is being treated by the media like a hero now, when back in 2008 he was the devil incarnate. See, he had the GALL to run directly against a leftist, and that just isn't cool.

        The younger Republicans aren't playing along like the RINOS did, and so they become the hated enemy of not only the left, but those old Republicans too. Trump is their standard bearer, and the RINOS must stop him or have their entire careers revealed as a futile betrayal of their party's core principles.

        I want to see someone that resists being sucked into all the corruption that is Washington DC. You apparently think that's already a lost cause. That's your choice and foolish one, because it only helps along the thing you say has already happened.

        Nothing is ever set in stone in politics. Evil CAN be fought and defeated, but not if too many think like you do.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          @Big John - democrats intent on crushing Trump

          You mean like how republicans decided that blocking everything Obama tries to do with a unified "no" vote was their plan for eight years? Like how they continually made false claims that he was a Muslim, or was not a US citizen and was not a legitimate president?

          The only accomplishments Trump has so far is the repeal of many of Obama's executive orders via executive order, and seating a conservative SC justice to replace the seat republicans held in limbo to prevent Obama appointing someone. I expect it will become the norm for both parties to pull this trick, and not just a year before a president's term expires but anytime they control the senate and there's a president of the opposing party.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: @DougS - Rewriting history

            > "You mean like how republicans decided that blocking everything Obama tries to do with a unified "no" vote was their plan for eight years?"

            Correction time again, Doug?

            In 2008 Obama won big and so did the Democrats in Congress, seizing control completely. (I know, I know, only Republicans "seize" power, so sue me) Obama's attitude towards the GOP in Congress was a confrontational swagger, and following that cue the Democrats proceeded to completely marginalize Republicans, preferring to "go it alone." They did so, ramming thru Obamacare by a single vice-presidential vote, and not one Republican vote.

            The high handed crud the Democrats were dishing out led directly to a huge defeat in 2010, both in Congress and nationally. THAT was when the GOP finally got a chance to properly oppose the tide of left wing legislation, and they did so. Were they supposed to kiss and make up?

            And you omit all that ugly history so you can claim the Republicans were totally intransigent with no cause or provocation? Sorry Doug, but some of us do have memories you know. ;-/

            1. DryBones

              Re: @DougS - Rewriting history

              The Affordable Care Act's blueprint was Republican. Numerous hearings were held on it, numerous amendments were offered, debated, accepted, and variously horse-traded over. And then the Republicans decided they wouldn't have any of it. And no, I do not have a registered party affiliation, because I believe they're both utter fools in different areas that make me want to assign them portions of the job of governance wherein they haven't got their heads in their bottoms.

              It seems like lately there is a severe lack of willingness to discuss things in a levelheaded fashion. It's all "must have vengeance" and intentionally twisting or ignoring what was said and putting words in others mouths, deflections and every bit of ill-behavior that's possible. Obviously someone will take insult at anything, but it's all very tribal. All the more for the fact that concepts such as dignity and mature behavior seem so easily cast aside in favor of "winning", to the point that those of us watching from a distance have no idea just how any reasonable person could call the things being boasted over "wins".

              It's like being proud of having stolen a roll of quarters when you jumped into raw sewage to escape.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: @DougS - Rewriting history

                > "The Affordable Care Act's blueprint was Republican."

                Yeah, in one state, the most liberal in the nation, and the Republican in question was Mitt Romney, a liberal to match the state. How was he going to get elected otherwise? And it was the Democrat-controlled state legislature that was entirely responsible for the bill, not Governor Romney. He tried to veto eight major sections of that bill and the Democrats overrode ALL of them.

                So for you to claim it's a "Republican blueprint" is a flat-out untruth.

                And that "horsetrading" you mention was basically the GOP attempting to have a say and being repeatedly slapped down. The only Republicans doing any trading were RINOS like Senator McCain And Senator Graham, who both regularly trade their votes to the Democrats in exchange for good coverage from the Democrat-controlled media (meaning >90% of it).

                And about all the political madness, don't blame the Republicans. It's the Dems who have descended to the gutter in their unwillingness to admit defeat. Trump does do that too, sure, but in response, not in attack. And he has to do so. Every Rep before him has paid the price for NOT fighting back against the smears of the Left. That is why all the hatred on the Left has such legs; They can't stand it when their target refuses to roll over and play dead for them. But that ain't happening any more.

                Things have permanently changed in US politics. The leftist media is no longer the boss. About time.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: @DougS - Rewriting history

              Yes, the democrats had a majority in both houses in 2009-2010, which let them push through legislation without republican votes. They still followed normal procedures for Obamacare, starting it in committee, getting debated on the floor, allowing votes on republican amendments (some of which were accepted) so it wasn't as bad as what we've seen the past month in McConnell's Senate.

              Where things really went off the rails was when republicans used their majority to refuse any Obama appointees to come to a vote, and not recessing congress so there was no possibility of recess appointments. If this was done for controversial appointees and sensitive positions that would be one thing, but they started doing it for everything, even meaningless ambassadorships. The democrats stupidly suspended the rules to push those through with a majority vote, which paved the way for suspension of the rules to push Gorsuch through. Now Trump is pushing McConnell to suspend the rules in all cases, so the Senate is simple majority rule. What I don't understand is why he got on that rant after losing the health care vote in the Senate 51-49. Does he not understand that such a change would not help get health care past the Senate?

              If McConnell is dumb enough to do that, it will come back to bite republicans down the road when the democrats regain a majority in the Senate, which is only a matter of time. Probably not in 2018 since too many seats are up (they have a better chance of taking back the House) but depending on what happens with Trump there could be a D landslide in 2020. Conservatives will rue the day they permanently suspended the rules requiring 60 votes if that happens, as democrats could simply undo whatever republicans accomplish from 2017-2020. And probably will.

              I hope you see how unhealthy it is making politics into some sort of ping pong game where the main goal is to undo the other guys' accomplishments the first chance you get. Regardless of who you want to blame for starting it, or escalating it, it is clear this has become the modus operandi of both parties. In the past the 60 vote majority required for most things in the Senate prevented this, and forced at least minimal bipartisan cooperation. Now cooperation is a dirty word for republican primary voters, and they will remove anyone guilty of working across the aisle, to replace them with a purist who will vote in lockstep for all republican bills and against all democrat bills. The democrats don't appear to have reached that point yet, but the Sanders/Clinton split is the beginning of the same story on their side. If someone with Reagan's record of passing bipartisan legislation was running in a republican congressional primary, he'd out on his ear in favor of someone seen as more "loyal" to conservative principles.

              Personally I think rather than changing the rules in the Senate to require 51 votes instead of 60, we'd be better off changing the rules in both the Senate and the House to require 2/3 majority to pass anything. No party will ever manage such overwhelming majorities, so there would be no possibility of passing republican or democratic "dream" platform ideas, only to see them undone a few years later. What good would it do republicans to pass the massive tax cuts they want to see if democrats can simply undo them a few years later? What good would it do democrats to pass single payer health care if republicans can simply undo it a few years later? Wild swings in something as basic as taxes or health care would be a disaster for the economy.

              Reagan was a darling of conservatives but he worked with the democrats on many issues, including tax reform. Clinton might have fiddled with it around the edges when he had power, but he didn't undo Reagan's tax cuts. Would you like to see the Ryan plan (or whatever tax plan you subscribe to) passed in full to take effect on Jan. 1, 2019, only to see the democrats take power in the 2020 elections and pass a repeal of those changes effective Jan. 1, 2022? Or would you rather have some simplifications and rate cuts / deduction elimination that isn't nearly all you could hope for, but won't be undone the first change democrats get?

      3. tom dial Silver badge

        Politics, at least in the US, nearly always is partisan. There may be claims otherwise, and formally non-partisan elections (as in many places for such things as judicial positions and public boards, e. g., boards of education), but it is a sham wherever it occurs. In the US, everyone at all clued in knows who are the Democrats, who are the Republicans, and who are the "independents." And those who pay close attention also know which direction the "independents" lean.

        Talk about "when politics becomes partisan" is almost all nonsense.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Yah, right."

      I assume the IT angle in that post was the need to use an awful lot of high-conductance tinfoil.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Big Brother

      'Notice how the author tries hard to make it seem like the Democrats' arse-covering fantasy known as "Russia hacked the election" is now an accepted fact.'

      I did indeed notice and was going to comment until I read your comment. But the "Russia hacked the election" meme isn't coming from the Democrats but from the lunatic right-wing media and the deep state. The ongoing 'Trump is in bed with Putin' scandals being designed to contain his influence and remind him, just like Obama, to get with the program.

      “The President of the Universe holds no real power. His sole purpose is to take attention away from where the power truly exists...”

    5. InNY

      You've got the wrong place

      You need floor 88, floor 401 - third door on the reich, sorry, on the far right!

      Have a great day!

    6. Hollerithevo

      That's why sanctions have been upped

      Al the USA security services say the Russians were trying to hack the election. (They just say 'tried'). Congress apparently believes them, and have slapped on more sanctions. If Mrs Clinton is the evil-doer here, why aren't they slapping charges of treason on her or someone in her party?

      The election was over six months ago. Trump and the Republicans won. Theya re in charge. Get used to it. Even giving Trump a three mont easing-in period, which the GOP did not need, I'd say everythign from, oh, 31 May, is down to Trumpa nd the Republicans. Your guys are in charge, Big John. What do you fear?

      1. Pompous Git Silver badge

        Re: That's why sanctions have been upped

        "Big John. What do you fear?"

        I'm Afraid Of Americans

    7. Haku

      "but you won't hear about it from articles like this"

      That's because the articles on this site are primarily based on aspects of information technology.

      Have you not learnt this yet?

    8. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Notice how the author tries hard to make it seem like the Democrats' arse-covering fantasy known as "Russia hacked the election" is now an accepted fact.

      1 - I have read the story twice now, and I failed to spot said allusion. Please quote the relevant paragraph so I can find some way to link your comments to what was actually said. Unless you're a Trump follower, of course, in which case I suspect an unrelated tangent is simply mandatory.

      2 - as far as I know, this is still part of an ongoing investigation. Which part of "ongoing" do you need explained to you?

      3 - are you saying that if there was no evidence of past hacking it would be perfectly fine to leave these systems as shockingly unsecured as they are (which, by the way, is not exactly news - the vulnerability of voting machines has been a long running theme in many investigations over the years, the only change is that the focus is shifting to remote access)?

      4 - can leave out the party political shite, please? If you really need to spout that nonsense, go to Farcebook or Breitbart who will be happy to post your rants amongst other delusions.

      By the way, these people have only looked at the voting machines, the election front end. From what I've picked up over the years, the tally systems (which concentrate and count the votes) may not be terribly wel protected either, and that's a far more interesting resource to tamper with.

      PS: I notice a lower error rate of your keyboard: did you replace it or has the spittle dried up since?

    9. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Holmes

      I don't see why this was downvoted.

      “Elections have always been the concern and constitutional responsibility of state and local officials. But when Russia decided to interlope in 2016, it upped the ante,” said Douglas Lute, former US Ambassador to NATO and now principal at Cambridge Global Advisors.

      It's the permanent "Saddam has WMD / Iran will have The Bomb next week / Ghaddafi is a threat to (whatever) / Assad killed his own people" side-quote mental hammering that we have had to endure for 20+ years. This goes on until SHTF to everyone's contentement and neocons basically get to fap fap live on TV while people are dying. At least the unsufferably over-compensating micro-mussolini McCain is now riding into the sunset, though not before having been anointed American War Jesus For Liberty & Freedom by the usual presstitutes. Sad!

      Well, after the latest House dumbass attack the war with Russia is pretty much official in any case ("Sanctions" you say? Well, you don't that kind of "sanctions" w/o expecting the shooting to start soon somewhere.), Let's have fun, f*ck the EU etc.

      Meanwhile, about the "January 6" smoking mushroom assessment:

      In a memo to President Trump a group of former U.S. intelligence officers, including NSA specialists, cite new forensic studies to challenge the claim of the key Jan. 6 “assessment” that Russia “hacked” Democratic emails last year. .

      And also: NYT Finally Retracts Russia-gate Canard (well, the reinstated it the next day, can't be American Pravda without a bit of chutzpah now, can you?)

    10. martinusher Silver badge

      The original hacks date back 10 years or more

      The original hacks to voting machines occurred with Diebold machines back in the 2004 timeframe. This is nothing to do with the recent Russian whatever-it-is (which (IMHO) is more to do with oligarchy capturing the government than Russia). By adopting such a partisan mindset you play into the hands of people who would like to fiddle our elections. Voter suppression is an established fact while significant levels of illegal voting haven't been detected in any election (....they're quite easy to spot as well).

      BTW -- I'm a part time poll worker. I signed up after the Diebold fiasco because I wanted to keep our elections straight. Trump's announcement about 'millions of illegal votes' is not only blowing smoke but its insulting to the armies of poll workers who do try to keep the elections straight. (...and I look at the entire system, not just a single piece of hardware -- a SYSTEMS perspective)

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    And they still want to bring Electronic/Internet Voting to the UK ?

    What could possibly go wrong?

    "Citizen, Your vote will be recorded and held against you, but it will not be counted unless it was cast for us."

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      What could possibly go wrong?

      You get some that makes trump look like a political genius.

      People stop voting cause their vote does not count.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        "What could possibly go wrong?

        You get some that makes trump look like a political genius."

        Whoosh

        1. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

          You get some that makes trump look like a political genius.

          With all due respect, I believe that is now beyond the capability of even the best SFX and greenscreen setups in Hollywood.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            3 years ago did you think Trump would be possible ? While it might beyond Hollywood's imagination it's possible.

    2. Suburban Inmate
      Black Helicopters

      Go wrong?

      I thought traceless fiddle-ability was the whole point of electronic voting?

    3. Infernoz Bronze badge
      Holmes

      No to UK e-voting, for many of the same reasons why we must retain physical cash, including anonymity of use.

      e-voting is much easier for state or other agents to tamper with; other parties could be framed on discovery, and/or voters are tracked for later coercion/retaliation.

      I also think that UK and US political systems no longer really represent the voters and that representation is far too granular/dated, and should be upgraded to a more decentralised model like Swiss model, something which the tyrant Abraham Lincoln moved the US away from by effective USA federal annexation of the US states via the US civil war for anti-slavery lies.

      1. Steve Evans

        If e-voting is ever going to come to the UK, maybe we should start getting some practice in on the US systems...

        Then when it happens, we can "vote" in a party with a clue.

        Oh... Hang on... I see a problem.

        D'oh!

  3. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    FAIL

    Now watch the companies chaff clouds

    "We take the security of the democratic process very seriously"

    "Your vote is important to us"

    "These were old machines which were retired because there were insecure"

    Yadda, yadda.

    "Voting machine" is the very definition of single purpose, embedded, niche system. It's got one key task to carry out. It's OS should be pretty stripped down to begin with and how big should the application it runs need to be FFS?

    This is a story that deserves to be more widely reported.

    1. Steve Graham

      Re: Now watch the companies chaff clouds

      I was putting petrol in my car the other day, and the petrol pump crashed and stopped pumping. "Error 0", it said.

      As I drove to the next town and next petrol station, I couldn't help wondering exactly how much computing power you really need in a petrol pump.

      1. Nolveys
        Headmaster

        Re: Now watch the companies chaff clouds

        I was putting petrol in my car the other day, and the petrol pump crashed and stopped pumping. "Error 0", it said.

        According to MSDN[1] Error 0 is:

        ERROR_SUCCESS

        ⠀⠀⠀⠀0 (0x0)

        ⠀⠀⠀⠀The operation completed successfully.

        So clearly everything went great and there's no problem at all.

        As for voting machines, they can be secured using the following multi-part process. First take a sheet of corrugated cardboard and fold it into a box and cut a slot-shaped hole in the top. Then place the potentially vulnerable electronic voting machine in a big, black plastic bag and drop it from a height of at least 10 meters onto a garbage barge.

        [1] Stands for "Microsoft Doesn't kNow".

      2. Captain Badmouth

        Re: Now watch the companies chaff clouds

        "I couldn't help wondering exactly how much computing power you really need in a petrol pump."

        I recall way back then, when motorolla introduced the 68000 series, hearing of a company using the 6809 as a "display processor".

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Now watch the companies chaff clouds

          Amazingly, the Motorolla 68000 is the first Google hit for searching that number... either it's more famous than I realised, or Google is personalising every one of my searches to give micro controllers as the first result. :D

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Thumb Up

          Re: Now watch the companies chaff clouds

          Last time I looked, both it and the Hitachi versions are still used for embedded work. Really nice instruction set. I did learn one thing new. There's a soft-processor, 6809 implemented on an FPGA, version of it freely available. Clocks above 40 MHz where the first run version out of the foundry at Motorola usually clocked under 1 MHz. Definitely going to look at that. I've always had a soft spot for Moto chips, especially the 680x0 line which were in both my Amiga 1000 (68000 then 68010) and Amiga 2000 (68000 then 68030+68882).

          1. Vic

            Re: Now watch the companies chaff clouds

            Really nice instruction set.

            It has a BRN - "BRanch Never" instruction. And I've used it...

            Vic.

          2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
            Go

            I've always had a soft spot for Moto chips,

            Yes, had a very clean architecture, and AFAIK the only 8 bitter to have its own MMU (although IIRCHitachi released a Z80 instruction set compatible device with on chip MMU) giving a 2MB address space.

            I could never figure out why it's clock speed did not rise in the same way as thigns like the Z80. I did not know (thank you Wikipedia) that it was built round a large PLA, rather than microcode. The microcode allowed non memory access instructions to run faster.

            I think a 6809 was an option on the "Tube" interface of the BBC Microcomputer, which taught the Acorn team a lot about the trade offs of different mfg processors. Valuable lessons when it came to designing the ARM.

        3. Alan Brown Silver badge

          Re: Now watch the companies chaff clouds

          > I recall way back then, when motorolla introduced the 68000 series, hearing of a company using the 6809 as a "display processor".

          Z80s live on as the core logic of many keyboards (Which led to some fun'n'games fitting rechargeable battery packs to Atari ST keyboards to keep the daytime clock running when the computer was switched off (yes, the CMOS clock lived in the keyboard))

          6809s were/are popular because they were more-or-less a system on a chip and didn't need much external glue logic.

  4. Winkypop Silver badge

    Say what you want about the Russians

    At least they have a wicked sense of humour.

    Just look at the nut-job they installed for POTUS!

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This is a concern, what if John Jackson got in instead of Jack Johnson?

    I'm struggling to think of anything our elected representatives/politicians did for the people that voted for them rather than the wealthy or the corporations so I'm not sure we actually have a democracy anymore which is probably why they didn't bother with security.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "so I'm not sure we actually have a democracy anymore which is probably why they didn't bother with security"

      They didn't bother because profit!

    2. Warm Braw

      I'm not sure we actually have a democracy anymore

      It's touching you believe you ever did.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        It's touching...

        That you think there is a marked difference between political societies options. There is, but the total and also end games are the same.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As If

    As If these systems are produced by multinational corporations, the biggest crooks on the planet, did not already have built in backdoors for them to insure their preferred election outcomes.

  7. Rol

    Argos. Shop and vote with ease.

    "Hello sir. How may I help you today?"

    "Ah, yes. I'm here to vote and the..."

    "Certainly sir. We have 24 terminals around the store, and you can use any one of them to vote or make a purchase from our extensive range of high quality goods"

    "Yes I know. I've just tried to vote and it tells me:- That item is current;y out of stock"

    "And what was it you were trying to purchase?"

    "I wasn't trying to purchase anything. I just want to vote"

    "Sorry about that sir. Would you mind pressing your first finger against this terminal and I'll investigate further.....Thank you"

    clickety click click

    "I'm sorry sir but that item is out of stock"

    "What item is out of stock!!!"

    "Your vote. It seems you have already voted"

    "Well I assure you I haven't"

    "I will raise a query and the Election team will contact you shortly"

    "And that's it?"

    "Well I'm afraid so sir"

    ......................

    The following morning the country awoke to the news Breville Sandwich Toaster had won the election and voters could collect their purchase in-store.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Argos. Shop and vote with ease.

      "The following morning the country awoke to the news Breville Sandwich Toaster had won the election and voters could collect their purchase in-store."

      And still an improvement over Bloody Stupid Johnson.

    2. John Smith 19 Gold badge

      Re: Argos. Shop and vote with ease.

      There is only one true answer here

  8. Kev99 Silver badge

    Much simpler solution. Don't use the internet for confidential, proprietary or financial data. The US survived using non-internet voting for over two hundred years. There are three reasons why the internet is used now - stupidity, laziness, and the news media.

    1. Mike 16

      Timeline

      ---

      The US survived using non-internet voting for over two hundred years.

      ---

      Not sure where you are counting from. The literal "Voting Machines" (mechanical devices with levers) were quite famous in the day for their behavior on behalf of the figurative "Voting Machines" that controlled several major cities. This was early 20th century IIRC, so a good bit less than 200 years of successful non-internet voting.

      Meanwhile, hacking a voting machine (or a whole county's worth) only gets you so far. The real action is in hacking the central tabulating systems, as allegedly happened in Diebold's home state of Ohio a few elections back. It's another form of leverage :-)

      And we have a lot less than three years. Gerrymandering is (typically) under the control of state legislatures, so those boring state elections make a big difference.

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