*Googles 'desmethyl carbodenafil'*
Authorities go hard on coffee maker for stiff Viagra-powered brew
How's this for a stiff one to start the day? We now go live to America, where watchdogs have recalled a batch of coffee for containing an active ingredient very similar to Viagra. The US Food and Drug Administration says the mysterious boner-brew originated from BestHerbs Coffee LLC, and was labeled as "New of Kopi Jantan …
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Friday 21st July 2017 06:19 GMT Anonymous Coward
Reminds me...
She who will be obeyed (aka The Wife) is a pharmacist. One day a dude rolls up to the counter asking for a free sample pack of.... Viagra. Yes, it is a prescription drug in this part of the world as well. No, there are no free samples of that kind of stuff - they only hand out things like moisturizing hand lotion, packs of tissue, etc. (in this context: makes me grin. A lot.)
At least she and her colleagues had a good laugh that day - this is among the top ten weird things that happened to her there.
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Friday 21st July 2017 08:03 GMT Anonymous Coward
The perfect torture
She held my hand. She drew me towards her. She gazed into my eyes. She invited me in to her room, and we enjoyed a coffee as she snuggled up to me.
Then she cordially but firmly wished me good night: of course, she needs her beauty sleep. Returning to the loneliness of my solitary pad, I sighed and nursed the merest hint of a sticky patch.
But at least it was just ordinary coffee. Now we are to have biochemical weapons in the battle of the sexes.
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Friday 21st July 2017 13:50 GMT Alistair
I'm of the breed that if there's too much blood in my caffeine stream, its best to walk away and leave me to get caffeinated.
This stuff would not be good for me -- but an associate who's BP levels have been miles too high for a couple of years is on a dose of BP meds, which would *not* play well with this. I rather suspect it might be fatal. Especially since the silly bugger takes benadryl on occasion. (look *that* mother$$$ compound up for 'interactions')
So basically, someone's been selling this stuff as a performance enhancer in the past and just decided to sell it as "coffee" on the store shelves in some woo-factory outlet?