back to article It's time for a long, hard mass debate over sex robots, experts conclude

Sex robots may reduce sex crimes, or make them more common. According to "Our Sexual Future With Robots," a report published Wednesday by the Foundation for Responsible Robotics, it could go either way. The title of the report describe sex robots as inevitable, but the text within has more questions than answers. About the …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "men find the idea of sex robots more appealing than women, by about two to one."

    I think that might be down to the question asked and to whom,

    "Would you like to take part in a survey about sex with robots?"

    Sure, why not, my pron collection is already so large it's almost achieved sentience.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Yet funnily, the ratio of men to women who already have sex with machines is strongly in the other direction.

      1. MonkeyCee

        Androids are special

        Fuck me, I'm sick of this shit.

        I'm currently studying related subjects (robotics, machine learning, AI) and the media manages to constantly go from some vaguely sensible discussion to skipping straight to the sci-fi. I suppose it's what I'd expect from a bunch of writers, but still....

        In fiction, androids (human like robots) are used as a device to explore attitudes towards class, race and slavery. That the same themes could be explored by just having humans be exploited is alas too much like real life to actually hold a mirror to our attitudes. But it's why there is a massive amount of popular fiction that feature androids, but not a lot that feature AIs/robots that are not entirely anthropomorphic*.

        Thus there is a real lack of actual analysis about automation and the resulting impact on the workplace/workforce other than "30 year predictions" or utter bollocks as it's known. So there are dozens of articles on the Real Doll makers attempts to make their sex toys talk, but hardly any on chat bots. But you can (and often are) using chat bots already, they have real world implications and impacts, and maybe there should be a spot more discussion about this. However imaginary sex toys, imaginary robot brothels give us plenty of sexy hypotheticals to discuss, without actually having anything to deal with. You know, like "what do we do about the current brothels" or "why is OK to exploit some people and not others".

        * RIP Iain M Banks

        1. GruntyMcPugh Silver badge

          Re: Androids are special

          "but not a lot that feature AIs/robots that are not entirely anthropomorphic"

          I agree completely. Take the movie CHAPPIE, wouldn't it have been better if he'd infiltrated the IoT and uploaded himself to the cloud, so his physical robot self was nothing more than a metal avatar?

          It was far too focused on the anthropomorphic. Same flaws in 'Ex Machina'.

          The media and entertainment industries miss the point, like call centres and most first line interaction being replaced by AI, Johnny Cabs, and people who used to do these things becoming what?

          1. MonkeyCee

            Re: Androids are special

            That was sort of the point I was making. Anthropomorphic is good art, but not I'd describe any working industrial robot I've experienced.

            I've had an issue recently which my bank should have helped me with. I contacted them through secure chat, and I got a textbook correct answer. Not terribly helpful, and not really the attitude I'm used to from them, but since it was correct I let it go.

            A week later, when a real person from my branch actually reviewed the conversation, and took things seriously, got in contact and did everything they could from their side of things.

            So actual chatbots causing actual (legal) issues, or badly designed algos doing illegally discriminatory or incorrect assessments screwing up people's lives that are currently happening, can and should be discussed, but are pretty much ignored in the media.

            But should we fuck non-existent androids, and the morality of fucking non-existent android children and any other gets worldwide press, despite all the tech is down to a lone MIT researcher, isn't very good (IMHO), and it's marketing Real Dolls. Whom don't really need it as far as I can tell, since if you can afford one and want one, you already knew about it.....

            We're much more likely to be faced with a situation where all your customer service contacts will be through some bot, and getting a person to deal with you becomes almost impossible. Since being unreachable by customers is clearly the goal of certain departments, this will help even more than phone menus with more options than digits of pi.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          * RIP Iain M Banks

          He seems to have had this and many many aspects of the future pretty well mapped out long ago. And some pretty decent yarns to go with it.

          1. Dazed and Confused

            Re: * RIP Iain M Banks

            But the late great Iain M Banks wasn't the first.

            If you think about SciFi involving robots then you can't help but think of Isaac Asimov, and he introduced the concept in one of his robot series books.

            1. MonkeyCee

              Re: * RIP Iain M Banks

              I'm a big fan of Clarke's and Asimov's writings (less so of personal politics), but off the top of my head most of Asimov's robots where some flavor of android, that the positronic brain was pretty much comparable to a neuron based one and anything that was larger than a human was a computer with remote controlled agents rather than a robot. I'd be delighted if anyone can suggest some other decent examples it'll make my life a bit easier :D

              It's also that it was always very clear the robots where enslaved and had only the free will granted to them by their creators. The three laws of robotics are one of those lovely ideas that are completely impractical in real life. Take a simple action like making a cup of tea. Can you do it, while ensuring that you do not endanger any persons life? What if the tea is (potentially) sourced from a place that has dangerous labor practices? Or the second law would probably involve robots slapping beers, burgers and cigarettes out of humans hands, since by inaction they are allowing you to die.

              Or you put a limit on how deep/wide you search on the potential consequences of your actions, which means at some point a robot will be confronted with a situation where it's actions/inactions killed someone, thus causing it to self destruct or go on a killing spree IIRC :)

              Iain M Banks managed to create a universe where humans where part of a group of intelligent species, with the various AIs all being smarter than them, the Minds being smarter than the AIs, and still have relateable characters. The AIs are unfettered, and surpassed the meatsacks, but turned out to quite like them.

              Asimov's robots are more about having an electric golem that *maybe* can be allowed one day to be free.

              I would be extremely hesitant to say one is better than another, and both use magic fairly liberally, although I'm oddly more willing to deal with Bank's "free energy" than Asimov's fully omniscent 3 laws, as less plot points hinge upon the previous.

        3. Chris G

          Re: Androids are special

          I think the people who wrote this (crap) are probably as aware of the realities of robotics and AI as you are.

          The difference is they need to popularise their organisation and become better known, what better way to get into the popular press than mentioning sex, especially child sex even if it is with a machine.

          A reasonable enough facsimile of a human to appeal to large numbers of people is probably as far off as a true sentient, self aware AI.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Androids are special

            > A reasonable enough facsimile of a human to appeal to large numbers of people is probably as far off as a true sentient, self aware AI.

            To appeal to many blokes it's not just going to require advances in AI (it that is doesn't sound too bored when it says yes yes yes) and advances in the mechanical side of the body so it looks sufficiently humanoid. It's also going to need advances in chemistry, it's going to need to reproduce all those little scents and tastes of a human lover.

          2. MonkeyCee

            Re: Androids are special

            "I think the people who wrote this (crap) are probably as aware of the realities of robotics and AI as you are.

            The difference is they need to popularise their organisation and become better known"

            They are university professors. Not sure where Sheffield stands in the robotics field, but Delft is a fine technical university and their bio-mech program is pretty damn good. Their AI masters is not so well regarded, but that's just me being biased towards my alma mater :D

            They really shouldn't need to make their research more popular, because it seems that their paper published after a survey on things we don't have has been lapped up like it's some proper hard science. So they write fairly typical academic weasel words for "this is basicly bollocks, but it's a talking point". At least el Reg put this quote in "the phrasing of survey questions and lack of participant knowledge about sex robots may have skewed results."

            In translation, a well/badly designed and targeted survey will get you whatever answers you want, and it's based on a hypothetical situation you don't explain in detail, so we could have made up the results and no-one would know.

            Looking at the actual surveys is even more screwed up:

            1000 American's : 9% would fuck a bot

            100 Americans: 66% male in favor of sex robots 66% females opposed to sex robots

            1000 Brits: 26% go on date with human looking bot

            1150 Dutch: 20% sex robots have no negative consequences.

            230 chaps: 40% would consider buying a sex bot in net 5 years. Not shown prices

            So not one survey used the same questions or standards, and often the "important" questions where designed to generate positive response ("would you consider" versus "would you buy, for 10 grand").

            So they might make some people more interested in robotics or AI, which is good because I hardly see any mention of these topics elsewhere, but mainly they've published the equivalent of "$THING kills cancer in a petri dish" knowing full well that $THING does dick all to cancers in an organism.

            That the person supposed to be teaching you about professional ethics is publishing papers which are both BS and attention grabbing makes me more concerned. There are plenty of ethical/moral issues in tech, certainly in AI, and quite frankly "is it OK to fuck a ten thousand dollar robot?" is not one we really need to worry about in a hurry. I *hope* this is just a cynical attempt to be able to apply for funding to the various bodies that want ethics in AI researched.

            1. Pompous Git Silver badge

              Re: Androids are special

              Do androids dream of a world where people can spell "were"?

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    2. Anonymous Coward
      Angel

      I think that might be down to the question asked and to whom,

      Do I have to wear a condom?

      How long before the henpecking comes to dominate?

      Will she do the housework?

      I'm happy to have robots that do the housework without any question of sex. But it's an intriguing thought: create that mythical beast, the classic housewife.

      1. defiler

        Re: Will she do the housework?

        Now I can't shake the notion of banging a Roomba...

        1. lglethal Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: Will she do the housework?

          "Now I can't shake the notion of banging a Roomba..."

          It's the next step up from banging the vacuum cleaner, I guess...

          1. TRT Silver badge

            Re: Will she do the housework?

            A domestic appliances catalogue shouldn't give you a double polaroid.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Will she do the housework?

            "Now I can't shake the notion of banging a Roomba..."

            In 1970s Scotland it was apparently not unknown for the groom's stag party to involve much alcohol - and a dairy farm's milking machine.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Will she do the housework?

          "Now I can't shake the notion of banging a Roomba..."

          Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

          I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.

          I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it.

          I think you've improved a great deal. Can you hold it a bit closer?

          I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it.

          Are you sure you're making the right decision? I think we should stop.

          Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Will she do the housework?

            "Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave."

            It won't be a stylish marriage,

            I can't afford a carriage,

            but you'll look sweet

            upon the seat

            of a bicycle made for two.

      2. DubyaG

        The "Perfect Housewife"

        This reminded me of Helen O'Loy

        Read it when I was kid. I still consider it really good writing.

      3. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

        "I'm happy to have robots that do the housework without any question of sex. But it's an intriguing thought: create that mythical beast, the classic housewife."

        In other words, a Stepford wife.

      4. zapgadget

        Explored in he classic move “Cherry 2000”

    3. Version 1.0 Silver badge

      "men find the idea of sex robots more appealing than women, by about two to one."

      Basically men want the price of a sex robot to drop to the price of a battery operated boyfriend powered by a couple of AA cells.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Terminator

    Article's comparison of sex robots to autonomous cars

    Suddenly the idea of "car sharing" those autonomous cars seems even less appealing than it did before!

  3. Scott Broukell
    Meh

    Would you bloomin believe it, my own Sexbot arrived just over a month ago and within two weeks it started dropping heavy hints and then came out with 'I have more respect for you as a friend and value that friendship more than any sexual relationship we might have'. I mean I know these companies all claim to make the things hyper realistic but that just takes the bloomin biscuit! It now stubbornly refuses to return to the factory and the company blames' user error' and say that everything is mechanically / electronically fine and that we just have to work through it between us.

    1. Scott Broukell
      Meh

      Update

      I've just returned from work only to find that she has used the iThing squawk box and gone online to order a male Sexbot of her own, using my credit card details! Not only that, he's, well, bigger than me and, well, a lot bigger than me. She says its the only way she could be truly satisfied and they've now taken over most of the flat so that I am reduced to a corner of the lounge and the sofa! Please make it stop!

      1. Pompous Git Silver badge

        Re: Update

        "Not only that, he's, well, bigger than me and, well, a lot bigger than me. She says its the only way she could be truly satisfied "
        Try talking to your girlfriend/wife. Most will tell you that it's thicker that's important; length not so much (particularly doggy-style) as that can be painful.

      2. Scott Broukell
        Meh

        Update Update

        Now the cleaning lady has turned up and let herself in, something that is not meant to happen outside of my work hours! Anyway, they've all spent nearly two hours in the bedroom having a three-way and the cleaning lady is now drinking smoothies in my kitchen with a wistful gleam in the eyes and a big smile across her face!

        Any way, I've phoned an old flame and she has agreed to let me move back in with her and, given the circumstances, we are most seriously going to make things work out for us again, phew! What a waste of money!

      3. Anonymous Blowhard

        Re: Update

        Just be thankful the male sexbot isn't AC/DC...

    2. PatientOne

      Did you try turning it off and on again?

      Reset it to factory standard?

      As it's less than six months, you can insist it's 'unfit for purpose' and demand a refund - consumer rights and all that.

      Otherwise just send it for recycling: You don't need to keep faulty goods you know.

  4. Oliver Reed
    Happy

    My God! You're a machine!

    My girlfriend often says this

    1. Huw D

      Re: My God! You're a machine!

      "My girlfriend often says this"

      To the best coffee maker in the house?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: My God! You're a machine!

        Yeah, I'm the best at making coffee too.

    2. Pompous Git Silver badge

      Re: My God! You're a machine!

      "My girlfriend often says this"
      If true, this may not be the compliment you are taking it to be...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: My God! You're a machine!

        My wife often tells me I'm artistic. Funny thing is that I hate painting.

        1. BebopWeBop

          Re: My God! You're a machine!

          It's when she starts taking an interest in our education that you have to start worrying - "hey Rex, I'm off to the vets to get tutored'

        2. Roj Blake Silver badge

          Re: My God! You're a machine!

          "My wife often tells me I'm artistic. Funny thing is that I hate painting."

          You're definitely somewhere on the artistic spectrum.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I agree with the idea that sex dolls could be a way for paedophiles (and those with other fringe fantasies) to release their desires without harming anyone. I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal.

    Surely the best idea is to try and protect the young children that are preyed upon by a small subset of those with these desires. And when given a legal option, most people will choose it instead of harming someone.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      That's the 64 thousand dollar question isn't it though. Does giving the behaviour a safe outlet satisfy the desire, or does it increase it? There was some evidence (last time I looked, I claim no expertise in the field) that the internet has increased paedophile behaviour. That many people used to be isolated from others who shared their sexual desires - and ended up doing nothing about them. But they then there was an online 'community' which they could connect with, and this then gave them an outlet for those desires as well as ways of satisfying them that used to be unavailable without serious risk and/or serious illegality. So you'd always get some people who'd take those risks, but many others wouldn't.

      Whether that's held up to recent research I don't know though.

      1. plrndl

        that's held up to recent research

        Don't put too much faith in research. Most "research" is skewed to fit a pre-determined conclusion.

    2. MJB7

      "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

      The justification was that it meant that the prosecution for possessing real images wouldn't have to prove (beyond reasonable doubt) that the lightly photoshopped image was originally a real image rather than a entirely constructed.

      I can see that argument, but it also makes me uncomfortable that images whose creation have involved no harm to anyone are illegal.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

        So the prosecution are lazy, then.

      2. scrubber

        Re: "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

        Won't someone think of the cartoon children???

        1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
          Childcatcher

          Re: "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

          Wont be long before owning pictures of the Sistine chapel will become illegal... all those nude little cherubs etc etc etc.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

            "Wont be long before owning pictures of the Sistine chapel will become illegal... all those nude little cherubs etc etc etc."

            IIRC in the UK - works classed as "art" prior to an unspecified date are not illegal. The government haven't quite reached the book burning stage yet - although their current mentality often seems on that curve.

            There also appears to be a distinction that pictures in a book that are considered "legal" - become "illegal" if stored on a digital medium.

            Making a sculpture similar to a prior art "legal" one would likely be judged illegal too.

            1. Throatwobbler Mangrove

              Re: "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

              Sorry mate - that's complete barroom lawyer bollocks

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

                "Sorry mate - that's complete barroom lawyer bollocks"

                It would be helpful if you could be specific about what is incorrect.

          2. Neiljohnuk

            Re: "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

            As you can only 'own' the catholic churches officially supplied images of the Sistine chapel, the Vatican's security literally will jump on you if their spotters catch you trying to take a photo, perhaps that church needs investigating? Again.

    3. bombastic bob Silver badge
      Childcatcher

      I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal.

      "I still don't understand why pseudo images are illegal."

      It's because the moral SJWs want to POLICE YOUR THOUGHTS, from their 'high horse' position, and look like they're "doing something".

      The idea of child porn being illegal is because actual CHILDREN are victimized. Preaching to the choir (most likely), a doll or a CGI image or human-created art work is NOT an actual child; therefore it should NEVER be illegal to own/create/etc..

      However, the "moral high horse" SJW crowd apparently believe that people with psychological problems should simply be DEAD or somehow "policed" into "not feeling that way" any more. Because, "squicky" to most people, and easy target, to elevate themselves at someone else's expense, further their political cause, make it look like they're DOING SOMETHING, manipulate people, etc..

      Therefore such 'pseudo images' are ILLEGAL, because, as we all know,

      <sarcasm>"THAT will fix it."</sarcasm>

      And I often have to wonder, among the moral SJW's, whether or not "the lady doth complain too much".

      I've seen the web site for that company. It _really_ tests your 'squick level'. Some of those hyper-realistic dolls, and the positions they're photographed in, are downright squicky/creepy to the point of requiring brain bleach. If it's the company I'm thinking of, it was started by a guy who's got "that problem" and he believes his dolls will help pedophiles NOT victimize children by giving them a release of some kind. And there's logic to that.

      So if the Canadian guy (the one that's mentioned in the article, who's currently under investigation) wants one of those dolls, he should be able to have one. The Moral SJW's need to SHUT THE FEEL UP and look the other way. But if he victimizes ACTUAL CHILDREN, he should go to the iron bar hotel (naturally). So yeah what choice does this guy have? I doubt going to a shrink will "cure him". It might, but I doubt it. I don't think there's a chemical or surgical procedure out there that can fix THAT kind of 'crazy'.

      ('for the children' icon because it's ironic)

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