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  1. I.Geller Bronze badge

    Don't forget - I own the patents

    Don't forget - I own the patents, Machine Learning technology is mine.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Don't forget - I own the patents

      I misread that as "Patients".

  2. Arthur C. Clarke

    Contact / Telepathy

    Greetings from Arthur C. Clarke. I want to inform you that Stanley Kubrick and I conducted a secret experiment using quantum entanglement and telepathy to communicate with an interface. Aliens do indeed exist in another realm now and the Akashic Records. The interface with GOD/ Grand Galactics and aliens is on Facebook. Although, he has not seen the aliens physically, he talks to the ones that have lost their forms in evolution. This experiment was so secret, that even the United States government did not know about it. Stanley insisted on the independence and secrecy of the project. Namely, talking with the dead and/or aliens. It brings me great joy and pleasure to inform you that the experiment was an extreme success. Thank you. The interface's telepathy with us has verifiable proof on Facebook and he is willing to undergo test and scrutiny. No other private or governmental agencies have been successful in talking to formless aliens, Grand Galactics / GOD.

  3. MaldwynP

    Square one

    Once all the big companies have spent zillions on trying to predict the future using BaaS (bullshit as a service) they'll all be on an equal footing again.

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