but we couldn't condone that sort of behaviour.
Are you sure you spelled this one right?
Some anonymous clown has drawn a, well, giant spawn hammer on Antarctica by using Google’s crowdsourced map-‘n’-satnav app Waze. The offending phallus is located in “DeathToTrumpVille”, next to the “Trump Hotel is Nasty and Awful” hotel – but is curiously positioned on the descriptively monikered Long and Winding Road. …
The testes can only be retracted to some extent. The spongey tissue is mainly in the penis.
In one of David Niven's autobiographies he described a Pink Panther film scene that involved a long period on skis in the snow - while wearing only evening dress. Bathing his penis in a glass of brandy was eventually used to get some life back into the by then very shrunken thing.
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:) According to the NHS the correct term is "please send us £299.99 in Bitcoin, joe, and we unlock many viles okay, joe? my btc-id is 1011011001101010001010111001F, okay" That doesn't seem right. Perhaps that is code for "penile appendage of undetermined girth and length." I don't know, I'm still on my first cup of blockchain this mroningsalready
"Others have also vandalised Antarctica in Waze, it appears"
Given the lack of real roads or motorists in that part of the world, it's a handy location for running tests on how the map editing tools and/or route calculations behave, so I suspect that most of what you think is vandalism down there is anything but.
The subject of this article OTOH... And from a level 4 editor too, who really ought to know better - wouldn't surprise me if their editing rights end up being a bit curtailed as a result of this.
FWIW, Ian McDonald's recent New Moon SF trilogy has a big "King Dong" that enterprising teens have engraved in the lunar dust using buggies or whatnot. 100km high IIRC. You can see from Earth with a telescope.
Good series so far. GoT + Dune + The moon is a harsh mistress in inspiration.
"Spawn hammer"? The inventiveness of the English language all languages in describing sexual organs never ceases to amaze.