nobody uses bitcoin
Reg now behind invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall
Readers will be aware that these are tough times for the media. And The Register is no exception: like many other publishers we need to diversify our revenue base. So we set a team of developers to find disruptive ways of funding our journalists, pun-generation labs and to ensure our founders' long labours are properly …
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Sunday 2nd April 2017 10:39 GMT Anonymous Coward
"real money"
this could descend into a meta-physical, economic debate as to whether any money is truly real.
I guess "commodity" money had a "real" representation when the gold standard existed.
Lots of (name your fiat currency here) "money" just exists as some number in a database on some computer somewhere, and that's not even thinking about bitcoin.
(the short version) Seems to me "money" is a virtual numbers game that the ruling elite continually tweak to their advantage ( no surprise there ). The ruling elite don't like bitcoin because they don't control it .
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Sunday 2nd April 2017 16:57 GMT Oh Homer
Re: nobody uses bitcoin
A few points:
- First, April Fool!
- Second, had it actually been real, I'd rather contribute to El Reg with CPU cycles than bandwidth-eating spam
- Third, however I fear that might fall foul of the Computer Misuse Act and friends. especially without an opt-in/out disclaimer
- Fourth, did I mention April Fool?
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Monday 3rd April 2017 08:06 GMT ezekielchariot
I used Bitcoin last week to buy all the parts I needed for a dual xeon PC upgrade, all off Amazon
How is it that people arent using Bitcoin ?
Very quick, very convenient and no CC companies ripping me off
I purchased a bunch of x11 miners last year using bitcoin.
Some of my customers are using Bitcoin to buy engineering supplies off me in NZ as I added it as a purchase method with 25% discount.
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Saturday 1st April 2017 04:34 GMT agatum
As I was reading this I actually thought this to be a good idea; I'd gladly give you some of my processor time in exchange for your hard work. And after you mother******* successfully rickrolled me (yes I clicked the 'source code here' link) I still think it's a good idea.
I've never been rickrolled before and years since I was last succesfully april fooled. And now laughing my ass off, thanks el reg. Maybe because of this kind of stuff I keep coming back here, after some 15 years now.
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Sunday 2nd April 2017 15:30 GMT JLV
trusting rickrollees
Hmmm, we can see the
trulymoderately paranoid amongst us.Knowing that it was a rickroll, I clicked on the link.
Nothing. Just some random YouTube archival page that wasn't loading. Had to tell NoScript to let it pass for now.
Still nothing. Turns out it also needed Flash and I haven't had that in years.
Have a beer on me for your bravery ;-)
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Saturday 1st April 2017 22:35 GMT JonP
I clicked the link too, but have java script disabled so ... irony or something.
Thing is it's not a bad idea, if someone lingers on page (possibly even reads it) for 20-30s ... I imagine bit coin mining has got to the point where it probably isn't worth the effort, but there are new 'bit coins' all the time, mine, cash in, move on .. it could work. couldn't it?
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Saturday 1st April 2017 04:46 GMT ammabamma
Oh oh.
Javascript you say?
I heard from a friend (of a friend...) that one of the Shadow Equation Broker Group's leaked attack tools was a dynamic reverse redirect rewrite router written entirely in Javascript and embedded in the new SHA-256 certificates. Supposedly it silently redirects your browser to a harmless looking "Rickroll" video prank page. The music video has a special carrier signal embedded in ultrasonic and infrasonic frequencies that hack any IoT devices within speaker range to mine (?i:bit|scrip|doge|\w+)coins to crowd fund the Patreon of the NWO's Lizard chemist research to develop a a fair-trade, carbon neutral chemtrail chemical
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Saturday 1st April 2017 07:18 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Not had breakfast yet
Just had brekkie, though I daresay I hadn't when you posted. My favourite from the Reg time machine.
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Saturday 1st April 2017 09:05 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Not had breakfast yet
"Just had brekkie, though I daresay I hadn't when you posted. My favourite from the Reg time machine."
Which particular post?
You can get the direct link to a commentard post by clicking on its date field.
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