back to article Cheap, flimsy, breakable and replaceable – yup, Ikea, you'll be right at home in the IoT world

Ikea has just announced the entry of smart home technology into the mainstream with a new range of lights that can be activated by motion or smartphone app. The Trådfri lineup is quite extensive – four lightbulbs, three light panels, five cabinet lights, and four sensors/gateways – and is so far only available in the company's …

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  1. Oh Homer
    Alien

    Yet another offensively pointless First World problem

    Oh the dilemma of choosing which colour of lighting shall illuminate my barely used kitchen today.

    Seriously?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Yet another offensively pointless First World problem

      There is a single light of philistinism, and to dim it anywhere is to dim it everywhere.

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: Yet another offensively pointless First World problem

        Master Yoda, I presume?

    2. macjules

      Re: Yet another offensively pointless First World problem

      But interesting from the IoT aspect. Lots of people are converting to the method of running WiFi to different floors via the mains ring. I wonder how hard would it be to hack through that iOS app into someone's home networks (always assuming their WiFi password isn't as simple as 'password')?

  2. Herby

    Lightswitches...

    Still cost less than $1.00 at the local hardware store, and don't need monthly maintenance fees to keep working. Looks like a bargain to me.

    Dimmer switches are a little more (a little over $5.00) if you want control.

    Good enough for me.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Lightswitches...

      Why are yanky switches and sockets so ugly and flimsy looking?

      For only £1.50 you can get something like MK K4870WHI which looks and feels like a light switch should. Understated, with a smooth face, no grooves to collect dirt. Apple wishes they could design that.

      There's nothing worse than waking up to a 2-pin socket and wide vulgar switch, to remind you that you're staying in a cheap French hotel.

      Maybe if your existing switches were more aesthetic and ergonomic, people would be less inclined to replace them with a gimmick.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Lightswitches...

        There's nothing worse than waking up to a 2-pin socket and wide vulgar switch, to remind you that you're staying in a cheap French hotel.

        Hmm. Let's say I hope I have other things to watch when I wake up in a cheap French hotel..

        :)

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Lightswitches...

          Let's say I hope I have other things to watch when I wake up in a cheap French hotel

          What? Like the overwhelming smell of piss coming from the street? That is only Paris my friend. Not all of France.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Lightswitches...

            According to many Frenchmen, Paris is not part of France. It is on its own Planet that they would like to see nuked tomorrow.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Lightswitches...

              Many think the same about London....wonder if it is said about most capital cities.

              1. 's water music
                Coat

                Re: Lightswitches...

                Many think the same about London....wonder if it is said about most capital cities.

                That it is not part of France? If pressed, almost all people I would have thought.

                1. Toltec

                  Re: Lightswitches...

                  "That it is not part of France? If pressed, almost all people I would have thought."

                  What have the Normans ever done for us?

                  1. Rich 11

                    London part of France?

                    Apparently, if you go by the headcount of French citizens living in a place, London is the sixth largest French city.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: London part of France?

                      Apparently, if you go by the headcount of

                      I'd guess it's probably Turkey's third largest city on that basis, Nigeria's fourth, Pakistan's fifth, Ireland's largest, and so forth.

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Lightswitches...

                Dublin, to be sure to be sure.

              3. Paul Woodhouse

                Re: Lightswitches...

                Certainly most Taiwanese aren't huge fans of TaiPei...

                the film, Cape no 7, starts with the immortal words "Fuck TaiPai"

              4. Trigonoceps occipitalis

                Re: Lightswitches...

                Most capital cities that are not Paris are not in France. There, I said it.

              5. Anonymous Coward
                Joke

                Re: Lightswitches...

                Reminds me of the Irish joke:

                "Did you hear the one about the Englishman, the Irishman, and the Dublinman?"

            2. John H Woods Silver badge

              Re: Lightswitches...

              I rememberasking a Norman farmer, in my terrible schoolboy French, whether the locals objected to the Brits buying up loads of property. "Of course not," he replied, "it keeps the Parisians out!"

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Lightswitches...

          If the hotel is cheap, I'm sure you will quickly turn your head away, and look at the switches and plugs...

      2. Lars Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: Lightswitches...

        "There's nothing worse than waking up to a 2-pin socket and wide vulgar switch, to remind you that you're staying in a cheap French hotel.".

        Where is your imagination. Not waking up. Her not waking up ...

        PS. why staying in a cheap hotel.

    2. Voland's right hand Silver badge

      Re: Lightswitches...

      LIght switch - 1£

      Dimmer switch - 5£

      Presense switch - 10£.

      I have had my kitchen, bathrooms and hallways wired for presence for 12 years now. It works. Saves money (both leccy and bulb runtime). Does not need an I Do IOT 85£ device from Ikea.

      1. Charles 9

        Re: Lightswitches...

        A presence switch that works with modern lights? I don't think you'll get it that cheap. The reason being presence switches work like dimmers, and many modern lights don't work well with dimmers (thus the label "non-dimmable"). You either need dimmable bulbs or presence switches designed for use with non-dimmable lights (those tend to be industrial-grade for use with fluorescent office lights--more expensive).

        PS. As for being able to get up and flick a switch. there are handicapped people out there who CAN'T.

        1. Stoneshop
          Boffin

          Re: Lightswitches...

          The reason being presence switches work like dimmers, and many modern lights don't work well with dimmers (thus the label "non-dimmable").

          Not because they "work like dimmers", but the way those presence switches and dimmers are built the cheaper ones need a minimum, resistive, load. And LED bulbs (CFL too) are not resistive, and don't satisfy the minimum load.

          PS. As for being able to get up and flick a switch. there are handicapped people out there who CAN'T.

          Those who are disabled like that already have been using remote controls, fitted to their wheelchair or about their body on a lanyard, since they became available, decades before IoT.

      2. Valerion

        Re: Lightswitches...

        I have had my kitchen, bathrooms and hallways wired for presence for 12 years now. It works. Saves money (both leccy and bulb runtime). Does not need an I Do IOT 85£ device from Ikea.

        Quite a few years back, a place I used to work at had presence detecting lights in the men's toilets . The problem was the timeout was too short. If you were lucky enough to be left alone for a reasonable-sized shit, the lights would all go out. There were windows to the outside, but if it was 5pm on a January evening, you were stuck in the dark. The only options were to wait for someone to come in, or hike up your trousers, fumble about and unlock the door and make a quick dash out the cubicle to get the light on again, before scurrying back into hiding.

    3. Gnomalarta
      Alert

      Re: Lightswitches...

      At least our deaths through lack of exercise will be wondrously illuminated!

  3. Frumious Bandersnatch

    Not Ikea, but Lego

    That's what I want. I want a building block that slots in nicely, is easy to switch out, doesn't phone home (not that I'm particularly singling out Ikea on this), and connects to just the stuff that we want it to. All the ancillary stuff to do with data collection and actuation (as well as the logic glue that holds sensor nets together) should be done in a secure manner using your own properly-firewalled home network subnet (and possibly a portal via a secure VPN for secure control when outside). All this stuff about connecting to some mothership can go stick its head in a pig.

    Causing excruciating pain when you step on it barefoot is optional.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Not Ikea, but Lego

      "Causing excruciating pain when you step on it barefoot is optional."

      I'll take Lego and raise you a Stikle brick.

    2. Stoneshop
      Mushroom

      Re: Not Ikea, but Lego

      Causing excruciating pain when you step on it barefoot is optional.

      Pah. DIL chips, and especially their sockets with turned pins. And they never lay on the floor pins down.

  4. Sureo

    Now Ikea has to change its name to iKea.

    1. Oengus

      iKea an electronic parrot... see Kea

  5. Mark 85

    Why?

    Exactly how does this benefit anyone... other than those rare beings called "hipsters" that want to control everything from their phone?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Why?

      Exactly how does this benefit anyone... other than those rare beings called "hipsters" that want to control everything from their phone?

      Well, there ARE some arguments for it. You could, for instance, ensure you really only have that one night bulb on and the rest is out - energy saving stuff (assuming the controlling computer doesn't use more energy than the bulbs), you can make the house look populated whilst away, you can push them all on in case of emergency and it's about the only signal you can send teenage kids wearing headphones that it's really time for bed (or text them :) ).

      The issue is that it's generally a costly exercise. A standard LED bulb costs peanuts these days but one with remote control costs a LOT more because it's "new" and not sold in volume. IKEA putting its global purchasing power behind it may change that. Even if that just makes non-remote bulbs cheaper you win :).

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Meh

        Re: Why?

        "ensure you really only have that one night bulb on and the rest is out -"

        Flicky switch on wall does that.

        " you can make the house look populated whilst away,"

        £2 mechanical switch does that for both lighting and the radio. In fact even better, most TV's these days have on / off timers. Looking at the house a night and seeing the flicker of a TV screen is going to be far more convincing than lights going on and off randomly in a silent house with no movement.

        1. macjules

          Re: Why?

          I have one better: iTeenager beta v3.

          "While away iTeenager will make your home look populated. Would-be burglars with be thwarted by the amount of unwashed dishes strewn around the kitchen, all lights being left on late into the night and both the television and house sound system left on full volume. iTeenager completes the home security aspect with an occasional random teenager party*. Available now at a limited time (between 13 and 19)"

          * Remember: the cost of all damages and lost valuable wine collections is YOUR responsibility.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Why?

            I have one better: iTeenager beta v3.

            There is no way on earth you're going to convince me that that is cheaper than pricey remote control lightbulbs. Definitely more entertaining, sure, but also *way* more expensive.

            :)

            1. Stoneshop

              Re: Why?

              Definitely more entertaining

              You missepled "frustrating"

              1. nematoad
                Joke

                Re: Why?

                You missepled "frustrating"

                And you misspelled misspelled!

          2. Sgt_Oddball

            Re: Why?

            They can have the wine.. Its the liquor cabinet I'm worried about.

        2. Stoneshop
          FAIL

          Re: Why?

          Flicky switch on wall does that.

          Only those bulbs connected directly to that particular switch.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Why?

        Do you really believe crooks are so stupid they fear some light bulbs on? There are several creative and simple techniques they employ to know if someone is really at home or not. CCTV cameras and alarm systems are more effective - if they work correctly and don't become another issue themselves.

        In case of emergency, you may *not want* to turn on all the lamps. In some situations, could be better to cut off the main power and activate specific emergency lights, which won't create more issues.

        Still, with many light points I can understand the ease you can switch configurations, say from a "dinner" one with lamps on over the table, to another with more indirect, subdued lights for TV watching or music listening, with a single command (it would also need better lamps with a true continuous spectrum, but that's another issue)

        But the last thing I wish is the need of a mobile phone and a specific app to control that - both I guess will become obsolete and unsupported before the lamp fails. Also, in larger home, you'll have to bring your phone with you everywhere (and sometimes you have not a pocket where to put it) - it's instead the home system that should tell me if someone is calling.

        There could be other uses - for example in countries where roller shutters are common could be very useful to control them, especially when they are several. But again, it has to be a reliable system useful for years - and that doesn't match well the quick obsolescence of smartphones and apps.

        1. tiggity Silver badge

          Re: Why?

          And, if it's anything like their other stuff, Ikea tend to retire product lines after a while

          1. Stoneshop
            Holmes

            Re: Why?

            And, if it's anything like their other stuff, Ikea tend to retire product lines after a while

            For values of "a while" that equate to "not yet" even after nearly four decades for Billy bookcases, and at least three for Ivar racks.

            1. DavCrav

              Re: Why?

              "For values of "a while" that equate to "not yet" even after nearly four decades for Billy bookcases, and at least three for Ivar racks."

              Billy bookcases might have the same name, but they have changed. Current Billy bookcase shelf supports are not backwards compatible. I found that one out last year.

        2. Charles 9

          Re: Why?

          "Do you really believe crooks are so stupid they fear some light bulbs on? There are several creative and simple techniques they employ to know if someone is really at home or not. CCTV cameras and alarm systems are more effective - if they work correctly and don't become another issue themselves."

          Many crooks lack the tools to make effective checks. They're just lightning-raid burglars out for a quick score. You can't rely on the phone because many people screen calls through the answering machine first (so won't answer in any event). Knocking and any other physical test runs the risk of drawing attention of the neighbors.

          "In case of emergency, you may *not want* to turn on all the lamps. In some situations, could be better to cut off the main power and activate specific emergency lights, which won't create more issues."

          Those are infrequent, and in any event, just about anything that could make the mains dangerous could make the emergency lights dangerous, too (because they're also electric). The main reason you want the lights on is because it may be night or otherwise hard to see, and the main goal in these situations is to just get the heck outta there, which may be difficult in low-light conditions.

          1. Stoneshop

            Re: Why?

            Those are infrequent, and in any event, just about anything that could make the mains dangerous could make the emergency lights dangerous, too (because they're also electric).

            Proper emergency lights are battery powered, and do not pose additional fire hazards because of their mains connection (if they even have one). So if you have those you can cut the mains if you need to, which will make the mains-connected emergency lights come on. And emergency lighting is often a feature on upmarket smoke/heat detectors.

          2. bombastic bob Silver badge
            Devil

            Re: Why?

            "Do you really believe crooks are so stupid they fear some light bulbs on?"

            yes. google "dumb crook file"

            (actually not FEAR, more like "not an easy target" - that is the logic)

            /me leaves some lights on 7/24, and you can never know whether I'm home or not (at a glance).

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Why?

            "Many crooks lack the tools to make effective checks".

            Believe me, you don't need sophisticated tools. A piece of paper may be enough. Many burglars study and know well what they raid, especially when the target is valuable enough.

            "could make the emergency lights dangerous, too "

            No, because emergency lights are designed as such, using low power, low voltage lamps, for example. Also, if there is smoke, lots of lights on and positioned high will just make the situation more confused. And with fire or flood, it could be better to cut off the main power and rely on battery powered emergency lights.

      3. Dan 10

        Re: Why?

        "turn them all on in case of emergency"

        I came home one night to find evidence of a break-in. I stalked around the house wielding a bottle of wine I'd just won in the pub quiz, switching lights on as I went. Once upstairs, I was down to checking the last couple of rooms when everything went dark. All I could think of was Private Hudson "What do you mean, "they" cut the power?!"

        The fuse had blown.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Everyone who has ever tried to find one of those uniquely designed metal thingymajigs to fix their Ikea furniture knows that the company is its own self-contained universe. (Likewise just about every other Ikea fitting.)

    You know, allen keys (aka hex wrenches) are not as rare as you seem to think :). I tend to use my own sets as they're made of better material and have a ball joint on one end. As for missing bits, go to their Customer Services - they have free spares.

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