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Who do you want to be Who? VOTE for the BBC's next Time Lord

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Tom Wrigglesworth.

Should be him.

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Tom Wrigglesworth

Doesn't exist. He's an actor playing a part written for him by a 75 year old woman living in Letchworth. She doesn't like Dr Who.

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Childcatcher

Jim Jefferies or Frankie Boyle.

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Not that bothered..

I stopped watching the show so many years ago that it's irrelevant - but given the BBC's current stance on positive discrimination, I'd say pretty certainly a woman, and regardless of gender, probably of non-caucasian origin.

White male? Forget about it.

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Re: Not that bothered..

Not sure who downvoted you, but the sad reality is you're probably right :/

I really wouldn't care if they did though because at the end of the day it genuinely doesn't matter and the role can easily allow it, but all the Fucking Fanfare that goes with it just demeans every single step of progress we have made in equality ......

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If they were gonna do that , they'd have done it last time - it was only 4 years ago

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They've set the stage for a woman now, what with the General being revealed as always having been a woman apart from the one incarnation we first saw him in.

Still, what the hell, Patterson Joseph this time for sure.

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Joseph is tied up with US-based time travel right now, alas.

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Noma Dumezweni!

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Dr Who plots and other series got much worse, with more Feminism and other Frankfurt School cultural Marxism, because the BBC went even further to the Left and dinosaur irrelevance. I can't think of anything worthwhile from the BBC now.

The BBC and big name TV has always been about control, not entertainment, so smarter people stop watching TV and most other entertainment/news programming.

Professional video trailers and programming often include hypnotic moving symbolic imagery (Sigel Magick), and weave destructive cultural conditioning into the content; this is dangerous because this 'entertainment' can enable direct programming of your sub-conscious, which can be difficult to eject later, even "Cold Turkey" e.g. the annoying habit of using brand names instead of generic names for things/activities after exposure to advertising.

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"White male? Forget about it."

I know, I know, there, there. It's always disappointing when white males are overlooked. Other than the last twelve f***ing times out of twelve obviously. Get over it.

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"If they were gonna do that , they'd have done it last time - it was only 4 years ago"

There was speculation at the time, and much objection with it, as I recall.

I think that's why they reincarnated The Master as a woman - it makes it that much easier (read: will cause less objection) if they now reincarnate The Doctor as one.

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"Professional video trailers and programming often include hypnotic moving symbolic imagery (Sigel Magick), and weave destructive cultural conditioning into the content; this is dangerous because this 'entertainment' can enable direct programming of your sub-conscious,"

Seek medical help.

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I think Gina Torres would do nicely then!

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"because the BBC went even further to the Left"

People with the other set of narrow-minded prejudices insist it's biased to the right. You, and others like you, just see what you want to see.

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They've set the stage for a woman now

Being the BBC (Balding Broadcasting Corporation), Claire Balding will be the next Doctor

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Being the BBC (Balding Broadcasting Corporation), Claire Balding will be the next Doctor

I can actually see that working.

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Marina Sirtis has been campaigning for that role.

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Andrew Scott (Moriarty out of Sherlock).

He'd do a great job.

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Isn't he The Master?

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Why not Richard Ayoade

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according to the article,

not black enough.

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Can't really imagine him running, can you?

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MJI
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Baggage

Same issue as Sylvester McCoy

Will always be Maurice Moss

Just like Wurzel Gummage is Doc Who

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"Why not Richard Ayoade"

Too tnetennbulous?

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"I came here to kill Daleks and drink milk, and I've just finished my milk."

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I also think it should be Richard ayoade as he's a big name right now and I think he would bring something new to the role of the doctor

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Gary Newman?

Gary Numan, surely?

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Re: Gary Newman?

oh I don't know I found this pic of Gary Newman with a companion

http://www.eonline.com/photos/19432/emmys-2016-party-pics/719793

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Re: Gary Newman?

Gary Oldman

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Happy

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Well Dr Whos friends ARE electric so it could fit, Oh wait, not THAT Gary Newman. Shame, could have been fun. PP

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Let's think big

Peter Dinklage for the Doctor!

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Re: Let's think big

I was thinking Warwick Davis - he was in Willow, several of the Harry Potters and all three Star Wars trilogies amongst others, so he's got fantasy/sci-fi credibility. And it's his birthday today, so why not.

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TRT
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Re: Let's think big

He was also The Emperor in that Cyberman episode. But.... No. He's a great actor, but I think it would limit the stories a bit.

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Re: Let's think big

And it would fit with people who've had parts in the show before becoming the doctor (Capaldi, Baker mk 2...) Would certainly be interesting to see how they redesigned the TARDIS console room around that one too...

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He might take the stories to new heights...

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Good point - I'm pretty sure being the last of the Timelords and President of the Earth doesn't exempt anyone from DDA. The present incarnation probably has a legal obligation to modify the TARDIS appropriately to avoid discriminating against future companions, or even future regenerations. At least he'll probably get a blue badge out of it.

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He would be like the Third Doctor, stuck largely with a inoperable TARDIS (Inoperable because he can't reach the controls console).

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Alternative choice

I find it "interesting" that Kris Marshall announced he was leaving "Death in Paradise" so soon after Peter Capaldi's announcement.

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Some news outlets have suggested that to. But frankly I think he'd be a bad choice, however it did inspire me to think of a really good choice. Robert Lindsay.

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Not Doctorish enough. I thought about Mel & Sue - the idea of the regeneration going wrong & producing a fission would be interesting. But there are better pairs - thinks:

Chuckle Brothers? - no!

Jedward? - kill me for that thought.

Rowan Atkinson & Tony Robinson? - worth a second thought.

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Don't think the Cheeky Girls are committed to anything just now...

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Well thar could be correlation only. I think DiP is one of those thing you do to have a good time in Guadeloupe (?) and I do find it amusing enough to enjoy over a late beer. He might just want a little new - but D Who of late has had scripts rather weaker than anything I - and lets face it, the resident DS has always been smarter/prettier than anything in recent Who

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Absolutley Brilliant

I now have a scene in my head of Clarkson screaming MORE POWEEEER whilst hitting random stuff in the Tardis !!!

No...... he would make a horrible Dr, but my god it would be funny for a Christmas special.

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Re: Absolutley Brilliant

How hard could it be?

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Re: Absolutley Brilliant

They could have The Doctor regenerate into Clarkson, be immediately killed by falling masonry, and then regenerate again.

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Re: Absolutley Brilliant

Just do a Never Mind the Buzzcocks/etc and line up a series of single-episode guest Doctors?

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Re: Absolutley Brilliant

Nah - killed by a falling caravan!

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Re: Absolutley Brilliant

Actually single-episode spin-offs is a wonderful idea. Probably best doing it as a separate thing not trying to force it into the story arc though... unless he somehow gets some affliction which means he has Uncontrollable Regeneration Syndrome

Seeing different actors would be great although it does take some time to feel out the role I suppose.

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"Just do a Never Mind the Buzzcocks/etc and line up a series of single-episode guest Doctors?"

There's actually merit in the idea.

Just have a regeneration be unstable, causing his mannerisms and looks to constantly shift.*

Then when an actor 'clicks' with the viewers, <plotdevice> makes him the doctor until the next regen, and lather, rinse, repeat.

*And why not? They've already admitted they make it up as they go along anyway.

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