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Devonians are up in arms after plans for a whisky, or possibly whiskey, distillery on Dartmoor were derided as “too Scottish”. Or possibly too Japanese.. Or maybe even too Irish.* Princetown Distillers has submitted plans for a £4m hooch factory in the town of Princetown, slap bang in the middle of the Dartmoor National Park. …

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  1. SkippyBing

    'West Country sorts clearly prefer brandy, ideally dragged off a beach under cover of darkness after luring a French man-o-war onto treacherous rocks'

    As a West Country sort I'd just like to say it's good to have a hobby that gets you out of the house.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      If it was French, shouldn't it be Cognac or Armagnac?

    2. Ralph B

      > As a West Country sort I'd just like to say it's good to have a hobby that gets you out of the house.

      And I hope you've been enjoying riding your motorbike.

    3. Oh Homer
      Alien

      Moaning buggers

      "Too Scottish"?

      Puh-lease.

      Up here in Jockland the latest craze is gin distilleries, which is about as Scottish as jellied eels, but you don't hear us whining about it (mostly because we're too busy drinking it).

      Get a life, you Ambrosia custard cockwombles!

  2. AMBxx Silver badge

    Whisky vs Whiskey

    It's a legal distinction Whisky is for Scotch. Whiskey if for everything else

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

      Whiskey is for whiskey distilled in Ireland. It's Whisky for everything else.

      Examples: Penderyn Whisky (Welsh), Akashi Whisky (Japanese), and The English Whisky Co. Ltd.

      Paddys Whiskey, Jamesons Whiskey, Bushmills Whiskey, and Powers Whiskey.

      1. Tom 7

        Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

        In the UK Whisky is made from grain (barley wheat, rye or maize) and is 3 years in an oak barrel or more. Whiskey is any old shit. Scotch is whisky that is distilled in Scotland. Malt is from barley so that counts a whisky.

        We dont give a toss what the rest of the world do now.

        1. dbannon

          Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

          "....In the UK Whisky..... Whiskey is any old shit."

          Very polite. Anyway, Irish whiskey may be distilled on the island of Ireland, that includes Northern Ireland. Irish whiskey was made long before Scotch, is less well know than Scotch because the Irish refused to lower quality and use the the (Irish invented) Coffey Still, a continuous and much cheaper process requiring blending to put some flavour back.

          Rather sadly, Scottish companies are now opening Irish Distilleries based, no doubt on quantity before quality principles, so the differences will diminish. But I hope they don't force Irish to become "any old shit" just yet.

        2. JDX Gold badge

          Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

          >>in the UK Whisky is made from grain (barley wheat, rye or maize) and is 3 years in an oak barrel or more. Whiskey is any old shit.

          3 year old whisky IS "any old shit".

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

        "Examples: Penderyn Whisky (Welsh), Akashi Whisky (Japanese), and The English Whisky Co. Ltd."

        You have missed out one I saw in India - Cricket Whisky made from genuine Scottish grapes.

    2. EvilGardenGnome

      Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

      Not so much. Glen Breton whisky is distinctly not Scotch (as it's made in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada). It does, however, use the spelling whisky.

      Incidentally (and brought on by your legal reference) it is the only single-malt whisky in the world, after having won a court case declaring "single malt" to be incidental to the process and not a distinct feature owned by Scotch.

      1. Eddy Ito

        Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

        As a USian it's spelled whiskey as in bourbon whiskey.

        1. wolfetone Silver badge

          Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

          "As a USian it's spelled whiskey as in bourbon whiskey."

          I think you need to go back to your other USian's and politely remind them that it's bourbon whisky.

          Whiskey has an E as it comes from Eire.

          1. Eddy Ito
            Pint

            Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

            @wolfetone Actually it may come down to the heritage of the makers in the US. A quick check revealed that our bottles have both spellings, for instance Maker's Mark uses bourbon whisky and Knob Creek has bourbon whiskey. Not that it matters to us, a rose by any other name and all that.

          2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

            "Whiskey has an E as it comes from Eire."

            Bushmills comes from N Ireland.

        2. tiggity Silver badge

          Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

          One of the rare occasions where US do not enthusiastically delete letters in spellings!

      2. smudge
        WTF?

        Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

        Incidentally (and brought on by your legal reference) it is the only single-malt whisky in the world, after having won a court case declaring "single malt" to be incidental to the process and not a distinct feature owned by Scotch.

        Ehhh??? "Single malt" is simply a term that means the hooch comes from a single distillery. It is not and never has been a term exclusively applied to whisky from Scotland.

        1. EvilGardenGnome

          Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

          The Scottish Scotch producers took Glen Breton to court over the use of 'single malt' to describe the product and 'Glen' in it's name. They proposed Glen Breton was trying to make it sound like it was a Scotch from Scotland. Initially, they won, however the Supreme Court of Canada eventually said there wouldn't be any confusion and let Glen Breton do it's thing.

          Pretty silly, all things considered.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

            @EGG

            "...in it's name... ...do it's thing."

            It's 'its'.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

          In fact single malt is what it says; it is made from a single malting of barley, as opposed to blended whisky (or whiskey for that matter) which is made from a blend of several maltings, typically to improve the taste (in my sarcastic mind, covering up the poor taste of one malting by diluting it with others!)

          Single malt has nothing to do with coming from just one distillery; most distilleries make both single malt whisky (or whiskey) and blended entirely from their own stock.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

        I must be imagining the bottle of single malt Old Pulteney I have then! Wish my imagination were a bit stronger...

      4. GrapeBunch

        Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

        I come in peace. When we were kids, we made up alternative lyrics to radio jingles. I have adjusted the spellings in a song that went with a jingle tune for peanut butter:

        Whisky, whiskey, best by far;

        Creamy and smooth to the bottom of the jar;

        Tastes so good, you'll want more;

        Buy some more at your grocery store.

        Whisk(e)y!

        Should please everybody. And as a descendant of long-ago booze merchants from Devon, I'll have you West Country types know that I'm of two minds about your fresh air hobbies.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

        @EGG

        The Scottish Whisky Asshats (SWA), bless their cold calculating little hearts, claim against Glenora Distillers in Cape Breton, New Scotland was about the "Glen" in Glen Breton. The SWA ultimately lost their ridiculous claim.

        Pardon the Wiki ref, but it *is* accurate:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenora_Distillers#Litigation

        AC because the SWA are a litigious bunch (it'd be recursively amusing if they launched legal action complaining of that description).

        P.S. Nova Scotia is having a boom in wineries, microbreweries and distilleries. It's getting amazing. My poor liver.

  3. EvilGardenGnome

    Traditional architecture

    So, does this mean the summary removal of anything other than roundhouses?

    1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      Re: Traditional architecture

      Maybe something with a Roman motif?

  4. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
    Pint

    Slàinte mhath

    Maybe they should have offered the inhabitants the a free tot or two. Might have helped

    Mine's a Talisker Port Ruighe, please

    BTW, unlikely places are making good whisky nowadays. I had some very nice Taiwanese whisky (Kavalan) recently. Not bad at all

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: Slàinte mhath

      I can personally recommend the Tobermory Whisky. Which is distilled on the isle of Tobermory, where the CBBC show "Ballamory" was filmed, if anyone who was forced to watch enjoyed watching it was interested.

      1. Alan Stewart

        Re: Slàinte mhath

        Close, but Tobermory isn't an island, it is a town on the Isle of Mull.

        1. wolfetone Silver badge

          Re: Slàinte mhath

          That's the last time I do geography when I'm drunk.

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Slàinte mhath

        Tobermory, where the CBBC show "Ballamory" was filmed, if anyone who was forced to watch enjoyed watching it was interested.

        I'm not sure about interested but it would have been an essential adjunct.

      3. Ralph B

        Re: Slàinte mhath

        > the isle of Tobermory, where the CBBC show "Ballamory" was filmed

        That programme tore the heart out of the community.

        1. GrapeBunch
          Joke

          Re: Slàinte mhath

          That programme tore the heart out of the community.

          That would be Silent Witness working overtime on a holiday weekend.

    2. macjules

      Re: Slàinte mhath

      Totally agree. Who gives a damn about how it sounds, what the distillery looks like, is there an 'e' somewhere or not: it's all about one thing - the taste. If they are making something that tastes like Bonnie Prince Charlie threw up in his boot and someone left it in a barrel and sold to Tesco, then they deserve nothing. However if they can produce a whisky that even approximates a malt like Old Pulteney Vintage 1989 then take the jobs, take the money and don't forget to say thank you.

  5. Rich83
    Pint

    Whisky Galore

    As another West Country sort I can't help but wonder how many of the objectors were doing so from second homes in Devon. Coming from the Somerset/Devon/Dorset border I'd say many people would welcome something that would boost the local economy, attract more visitors* and create a few jobs, as well as providing an alternative to apples.

    That said mine's a Jura...

    *Except when I'm trying to cross the sodding 303 in summer.

    1. JetSetJim

      Re: Whisky Galore

      Having spent the <5 mins required to drive through the entire town in Streetview, I can confirm that there are no pagodas in the town, so can perhaps understand their concerns.

      On the other hand, the vast majority of the houses in the town are either terraced with render (Victorian era?), or really crap 50's-ish semis that look ghastly, IMHO, I think a nice pagoda building may make a delightful addition to local vernacular. Or they could repurpose a derelict building in the area (possibly extending it if it's not big enough), perhaps incorporating some smell-reduction measures in the design. If not, the brewery's current location isn't exactly intrusive on the village itself so why should they give a flying toss what a distillery looks like.

      1. Pen-y-gors

        Re: Whisky Galore

        I seem to remember that the chokey is going to close? Or at least be downgraded. Couldn't they just put the distillery there - very strongly vernacular architecture. And it's not exactly the prettiest building. I suspect most of the ugly new housing in Princetown is quarters for the screws and their families.

        1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: Whisky Galore

          I seem to remember that the chokey is going to close? Or at least be downgraded. Couldn't they just put the distillery there

          Ready source of labour

          Working in "Quality Control" would be an earned privilege

          make mine a "Jailhouse on the Rocks"

      2. keith_w

        Re: Whisky Galore

        Thanks, that was fun seeing the sights in beautiful Princeton ;)

      3. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Whisky Galore

        repurpose a derelict building"

        Unfortunately, that attracts VAT while putting up a new building from scratch doesn't. For industrial building, at least, it's nearly always cheaper to put up a new building than to refurbish.

    2. WraithCadmus
      Angel

      Re: Whisky Galore

      Saw Jura, but didn't have the time to visit, was too busy on Islay.

      As it's Friday can I tempt anyone for a bit of Ardbeg Corryvreckan?

      Icon: Alcohol lost during maturation is called the "Angel's Share".

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Whisky Galore

      Quite - thanks to the National Trust, Prince Charles and the second homers who want to keep everything in chocolate box poverty, there's precious little allowed to happen in Cornwall and Devon.

      There's already a Cornish whiskey (yes they spell it that way) with the very Cornish name of 'Hicks and Healey'. Haven't tasted it, but I'm sure the radon adds a special something.

      1. Nick Kew
        Pint

        Re: Whisky Galore

        There is actually quite a bit of modern housing in Princetown. A couple of new estates went up in about 2005-ish. Before that, there's some probably-1950s stuff, and then the older buildings where you're most likely to find something half-decent. House prices are also what you'd expect on a fairly ugly estate, not at all like more desirable Dartmoor villages.

        However, any time you're in the area, the Dartmoor Brewery's Jail Ale is an excellent pint. If they can produce a chaser to match, this local won't say no.

        ObLocalFact. The prison has (or recently had) a writer-in-residence. Well, not physically in residence, but an official post: I guess she was there literarily rather than literally. I found out when I learned that my new neighbour downstairs (where I lived until recently) was that writer.

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Whisky Galore

        "I'm sure the radon adds a special something."

        I''d hope it would be matured longer than that.

    4. JeffyPoooh
      Pint

      Re: Whisky Galore

      That's ----^---- a funny old movie.

  6. JDX Gold badge

    Scottish architecture is suddenly so different from English? What silliness.

    As a whisky fan and a Dartmoor fan, I could see it being a great place to have a go.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "Scottish architecture is suddenly so different from English? What silliness."

      Not silliness at all. British - or let's say insular to include Irish - regional architectures are distinctive. Local history and materials affect it. It would be madness, for instance, to attempt Cotswold or Pennine coursed masonry with Antrim basalt.

    2. Pen-y-gors

      Scottish architecture?

      Is very distinctive - think of baronial castles etc, strong French chateau influences. And Glasgow tenements?

      England (and Wales) had strong regional styles as well, at least until Barrett boxes started going up everywhere.

      1. Halfmad

        Re: Scottish architecture?

        All areas of the UK have distinctive architecture, or as you eluded to - use to have.

        Thing is this looks like it's out on it's own, not in the actual village so it wouldn't look out of place - but then again they don't seem to be objecting to a distillery, just the cosmetics so easily enough fixed.

        I just hope they don't end up with random grey panels under windows which seems to have become the latest architectural trend on houses in my area,it looks **** !

      2. Tom 7

        Re: Scottish architecture?

        The irony shirley is the fact there are many Scottish castles that seem to be modelled on Dartmoor prison.

        I bet most of the people who objected are those bastard newcomers like me!

        I should add I didnt object - I was a member of the Scotch Malt Whisky Society for many years until it became too popular and having experimented with distilled liquors made with love and care from all over the work would welcome some local whisky. I'd make it myself but for those damned EU laws the EU forced on the UK in 1823 to piss the Scots off. At least with brexit we will be free of the boot stamping on the human face - forever. I'm sure leapard print heels will be much nicer.

    3. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

      Should have made it look like...

      A Prison. After all, they have/had one there.

      Precident and all that.

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