These boots are made for kicking imaginary things, and that's just what they'll do

Maybe Bishop Berkeley was right?

Dr Johnson: "I refute it THUS!"

*kicks virtual stone*

*stone dematerializes"

Dr Johnson: "oh"

Future el Reg articles predicted...

Groin strain?

Class action pending... Legal profession found to be early investors before shorting stock options.

Please venture capitalists, invest more in this sort of stuff

Come on, think about it, EVERYBODY is going to want a pair of VR boots. You'll only have to charge them up after 2 hours of foot pain. They will sell literally tens of pairs. Forget all that other dosh you wasted on "wearable" computing. VR is this year's hapening thing!

Now I'm off to set up my crowdfunding site for VR pants - an idea that will definitely bring in the cash.