CERN concern: Particle boffins join backlash against Euro Patent Office's King Battistelli

Why would there be a rift in the post room ?

It's on the wrong side of the cafeteria for a start.

It just sounds like usual politics between us proper scientists who have the ideas and the Admin bods in suits who want to have their cut of the squillions these ideas could make.

I half expect the EPO will come out with some garbage about everything having to go through them "for approval" or somesuch, so they can squeeze a few extra Euros/Fancs out of the process for themselves and their consultants.

Okay, exactly what kind of titanium-plated Kevlar-clad carbon fiber roots does this bozo have that he's basically immune to more or less everybody objecting to him? Is he the nephew of a Nigerian prince or what the hell? Who is his nuclear-proof support...?

The temporal rift that will have soon been gone there yesterday

The humorous dialogue by Blofeld's Cat made me realise that it is, indeed, only a matter of time before the boffins from CERN come up with a machine to disapparate undesirables at long range and without trace. It'll probably be one of those serendipitous discoveries, like Dick Seaton's bath flying off into space: LHC will surprise and astonish!

Now, I have some faith in scientists to exercise ethical good sense combined with logical ruthlessness, all in the interests of the long term benefit of humanity. Usually the worst character weaknesses of good scientists are ego and a spot of temper: they're not in a class with the, let's face it, basically criminal characteristics of politicians, who fester with lies, greed, cowardice, hypocrisy and stupidity. I guess I know which group I'd have more trust in, anyway.

So I will be most happy, and consider my theory proven, as soon as a few a key events indicate that some little corner of LHC is being deployed for novel solutions to the world's problems:

* Battistelli abruptly finds himself labouring in a deep coal mine in Inner Mongolia

* All Scientologists are teleported to Epsilon Eridani V, to contest this frontier world's ownership with volcano-dwelling lizards (all of which are smarter than Tom Cruise)

* Parliament's entire set of Conservative MPs are relocated as textile mill workers circa 1844

* All grades above mid-management in major oil companies are reincarnated as seabirds

* Donald Trump slowly vanishes, like the Cheshire Cat, fading until only his anus is visible, still talking ...

Add your own wishlist here: I'm sure someone from CERN will take note ....

CERN just remembers the history of physics

Where has Albert Einstein been employed while working on the relativity? Yes, the patent office.

So if the head of the office used the behavior "worthy of the 19th century" in 1905, he would most probably find Einstein not efficient enough and fire him ending all chances of ever building THC.