back to article Make Christmas Great Again: $149 24-karat gold* Trump tree ornament

President-elect Donald Trump's online shop has released a tremendous ornament, the best ornament, for Christmas trees. Costing "just" $149, the bauble is officially described as a Red Cap Collectible Ornament, and it is very collectable. People are telling us how collectible it is. Potential purchasers are encouraged to "get …

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  1. Vimes

    Looks like with a little care somebody could come up with a cut-out design that could be printed out from a colour printer and folded together. It might not be shiny but then the gold content on the real one isn't that high anyway. And make the document freely downloadable.

    Oh, and change the caption on the hat to 'Make Donald Drumpf Again' too...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Great idea. With glossy photo paper, it might be shiny enough. I wonder if the Donald would be mean enough to go after you for copyright infringement if you did that?

    2. NoneSuch Silver badge
      FAIL

      "Made in Vietnam"

    3. Bloakey1

      ahh but would it be "collectible"?

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Conclusive proof

    Having large amounts of money doesn't necessarily mean that you have good taste.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Conclusive proof

      It is a conclusive proof of something else.

      That the president elect has no intention of divorcing his business interests from his persona for the duration and will milk his success to feed clan Lanister till kingdom come.

      Actually, kingdom has come. All - celebrate.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Conclusive proof

        NOT Clan Lanister! "A Lanister Pays his Debts!"

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          NOT Clan Lanister! "A Lanister Pays his Debts!"

          You posted that little gem as AC? Whats the matter with you?

          If it was me, my name would be all over it.

          1. Scott 53
            Headmaster

            Re: NOT Clan Lanister! "A Lanister Pays his Debts!"

            "You posted that little gem as AC? Whats the matter with you?"

            Cant spell Lannister, for one thing.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Conclusive proof

        yes, unlike the Clitorall Hinny, he never disguised the fact that making dosh was a hobby.

        well get one. in ten year it will be worthless in 50 years priceless..like all this Charles and Di mugs

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Conclusive proof

          It is a bit unsettling that Don wants to keep making money legally, rather than just stealing it like the other politicians.

          1. Geoffrey W

            Re: Conclusive proof

            RE: "It is a bit unsettling that Don wants to keep making money legally, rather than just stealing it like the other politicians."

            Oh, he'll do that too. He just expanded his opportunities and you can be sure he will take full advantage of them.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Conclusive proof

              I'm sorry, but I can't take your word for it that Trump will be corrupt as Prexy. You will have to have some shred of evidence first. After all, he's NOT a Democrat.

              1. Mark 85
                Trollface

                Re: Conclusive proof

                How about precedent? Name one politician in the last 50 years that wasn't corrupt? I can't think of any.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Conclusive proof

                  "Name one politician in the last 50 years that wasn't corrupt? I can't think of any."

                  I can, but probably just because my memory is better.

                  1. Mark 85

                    Re: Conclusive proof

                    Have an upvote. You're probably right. There probably are a couple. Would any of them be at the Federal level?

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Conclusive proof

                      How many past presidents were elected as a billionaire (or equivalent)? Let me just wiki that...

                      Well, it appears that Trump is far and away the wealthiest person ever elected prexy. That speaks against theories he's susceptible to money corruption; He's not, unless he's stupid as a box of rocks.

                      What I find interesting on that page is how wealthy the 20th century Democrats were. Republicans were mostly paupers by comparison.

                      1. Vimes

                        Re: Conclusive proof

                        That speaks against theories he's susceptible to money corruption

                        Seriously?

                        Do you honestly think there would be no temptation to follow certain courses of action as President if doing so appears to benefit his business interests?

                        He's not, unless he's stupid as a box of rocks.

                        ...or thinks the laws don't apply to him?

                        Some of what he has been quoted as saying (“The law’s totally on my side, meaning, the president can’t have a conflict of interest”) sounds very Nixonian in my opinion and doesn't bode well for the future either.

                      2. dan1980

                        Re: Conclusive proof

                        @Big John

                        Obviously, this thread is getting away from the ornament itself (meh), but I have always wondered at the assertion that Trump being very wealthy is proof that he can't/won't be swayed by financial interests.

                        Personally, I don't have too strong an opinion one way or the other. BUT, I think it should be patently obvious that an equally valid argument can be made that someone like Trump got so rich be valuing financial reward very highly.

                        Whenever he has been challenged with his alleged business failures, these have been re-framed to show how smart he is at making money. It is a matter of fact that investors in certain of Trump's ventures have lost rather a lot of money while Trump protected himself or actually made money.

                        This may indeed be very clever, business-wise. But it does not go to show that his wealth makes him not care about financial benefits.

                        So, while I understand the argument that Trump's existing wealth is evidence that he won't seek wealth as President, the converse cannot be discounted: that he will seek to enrich himself while president because his life has been the pursuit of exactly that.

                        1. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

                          Re: Conclusive proof

                          re Dan

                          "Personally, I don't have too strong an opinion one way or the other. BUT, I think it should be patently obvious that an equally valid argument can be made that someone like Trump got so rich be valuing financial reward very highly."

                          Trump once said that he's not interested in money, its just a way of keeping score. (he was in a conversation about some rival billionaire) . Its his Vanity that will probably make him a bad president.

                          hmm. or will it make him shut up, listen to advisors and get through it quietly just so he can say "see? i didnt screw up"

                      3. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

                        Re: Conclusive proof

                        Thanks for the link to Presidents by net worth. "Republicans paupers by comparison": I get average 20th century Republican $437.4M, average 20th century Democrat: $45.7M. If we take out Donald and the richest Democrat: $31.1M and $36.8M. If we just rank them, an average Republican is 9.1th on the list, and an average Democrat is 10.2th. If find it interesting that your link does not support your claims.

                        Normal people have a limit for wealth. At some point, they have enough money for the whole family to live in style. At that point, they switch from accumulating wealth to enjoying wealth. Billionaires shoot straight past that limit and keep going and going. For a billionaire, money is a way to keep score. I consider Donald being a billionaire strong evidence that he will use the presidency to line his pockets. If you want more evidence, Trump University, Trump Casino Bankruptcies, Trump's deals in Cuba, paying the Pam Bondi bribe from the Trump Foundation, using campaign funds to run his jet (a charter flight would have been cheaper) and holding campaign events in Trump Hotels (for which he charged the campaign and the secret service hefty prices).

                        Donald's transition team does not look like draining the swamp. It looks like a 747 full of giant alligators. The next steps to dictatorship are strengthening the libel laws followed by appointing special persecutors to harass everyone who ever said things about him that he didn't like. There is only so much corruption one man can do with a busy schedule of rallies. The bulk of the corruption will be delegated to his appointees. The only limit on their activities will be the price of a presidential pardon.

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Headmaster

                          Re: Conclusive proof

                          "I get average 20th century Republican $437.4M, average 20th century Democrat: $45.7M. "

                          So, you lump in the 21st century presidents (to get your desired result), but you state the sample is the "20th century," twice!

                          Too bad you fooked it up royally, FK. All you had to say was "...including Trump" but I guess that would have given it away?

                          ;-)

                    2. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Conclusive proof

                      "Would any of them be at the Federal level?"

                      Well, if you are considering Senators as Federal. Ex- Senators. Some dead. Takes a good memory to go back that far........

                      As for the current crop - well, I'm always willing to be pleasantly surprised.

                2. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

                  Re: Conclusive proof

                  "Name one politician in the last 50 years that wasn't corrupt? I can't think of any."

                  I can think of about a dozen, off the top of my head, but they're all Canadian. In the US? Sanders, probably. Maaaaayyyyyyyyyyybe Wyden. Maybe.

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Conclusive proof

                "I'm sorry, but I can't take your word for it that Trump will be corrupt as Prexy. You will have to have some shred of evidence first."

                Kind of hard to have evidence of what will happen in the future. I know if I did, I wouldn't be posting here, I'd be investing in pork bellies whenever it looks like it would make me money.

                Perhaps Mr Trump should be allowed to actually take office, and then be berated or praised on his performance? And perhaps Chester Arthur, Tammany Hall protege, shows that people can surprise you when they do take this office.

    2. Vimes

      Re: Conclusive proof

      Having large amounts of money doesn't necessarily mean that you have good taste.

      No, *THIS* is conclusive proof:

      http://www.japantimes.co.jp/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/p3-johnston-view-from-osaka-a-20161120.jpg

      Ever get the feeling he's trying to overcompensate for something?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Conclusive proof

      If you have large amounts of money you can buy the best taste ever.

    4. Tom Paine
      Facepalm

      Re: Conclusive proof

      No shit.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That looks like the sort of thing you'd see people wearing on TV programmes in (very) gay clubs.

    1. DrXym

      Only a Liberace themed one.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Hey, maybe Don has a fabulous side we don't know about.

    3. You aint sin me, roit

      I don't think Elton John will be wearing one...

      http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/23/arts/music/no-elton-john-will-not-perform-at-the-trump-inauguration.html?_r=0

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Something just isn't right

    Shouldn't the hat brim be facing backwards?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Something just isn't right

      It is. The photo was taken from the back.

  5. Scott 53

    As for the vulval baubles

    All together now

    "Oh fannybaum, oh fannybaum..."

  6. Vimes

    http://boingboing.net/2016/11/24/funny-reivews-pile-up-for-dona.html

    "It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas."

  7. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    "Ordinary Americans can't afford it... "

    What do you mean? It only takes half a week* of work for ordinary Americans to earn the money.

    * Unless Google lied to me: current minimum wage 7.25 USD per hour. 149/7.25=20.55 hours. From a rightpondian perspective, that's half a week of work. YMMV.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It only takes half a week* of work for ordinary Americans to earn the money.

      I don't think the average wage for the ordinary worker in the US is the minimum wage.

      At least, I hope not.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: It only takes half a week* of work for ordinary Americans to earn the money.

        Depends on your definition of 'average'.

        (remember "mode, median and mean" from primary school?)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You forgot to include the average outgoings. Hint: the term 'working poor' is not an oxymoron.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Amazon reports that the item sold out in hours. Speculators, probably.

      Funny tho, at Trump Tower they can't keep the real hats in stock either. In fact the crowds of yokels pressing forward to buy Trump are so bothersome that other nearby businesses (like Tiffany's) are allegedly complaining a bit. I seriously doubt they are too upset tho, at huge crowds of out-of-towners surging past their doors.

  8. IHateWearingATie

    Do they deliver overseas I wonder? A little steep, but it may be worth it to sneak it on to the Christmas tree in The Guardian's offices to troll them a little :)

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not a tech angle in it, but it does at least gratuitously bash Trump.

    Slow day at the Reg I guess.

    1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

      Microns.

      1. Alistair
        Joke

        @Lord Elpuss

        Careful there or Trump will be banning those micron immigrants till we can figure this out.

        *cough*

        <icon, just in case perceptions are off>

    2. MrDamage Silver badge

      It's posted under Bootnotes

      You know, the section of the site for reserved for non-tech stories such as this.

      But then again, being a Drumpf supporter, you obviously don't perform any critical thinking, or research for yourself.

      1. revdjenk

        Re: It's posted under Bootnotes

        Hob-nail Bootnotes?

    3. Geoffrey W

      It uses Trumps own words and idiom to report what he is actually doing. Might as well say Trump bashes Trump.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Nellie the Elephant Packed Her Trunk and Said Goodbye to the Circus

        "Might as well say Trump bashes Trump."

        Trump's trumps trump Trump?

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    > "But then again, being a Drumpf supporter, you obviously don't perform any critical thinking, or research for yourself."

    And yet you yourself insist on changing someone's actual name, the better to (supposedly) ridicule him.

    Or am I thinking too critically now?

    PS - I admit I did not see the Bootnotes label, my bad. So it's perfectly legit to mindlessly bash Trump in that section I suppose.

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