Could this also be used for "described video" so blind people can watch porn too?
AI gives porn peddlers a helping hand
A new "AI" application could save pornography sites hours of grunt work. The neural network "Miles Deep", released under the GPL, claims to classify each second of a porn clip of a sexual act with 95 per cent accuracy. Miles Deep could also be used to make clips "safe" for viewing. "It can remove all the scenes not containing …
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Friday 18th November 2016 10:48 GMT israel_hands
Lack of Research
That's a very short list of sex acts. Have they actually seen any porn that was produced after the 19th century or did they limit their "training data" to a series of French daguerreotypes sourced from a specialist collector?
Where's the wanking, fingering, anal, fisting, pissing, frotting, bondage, dp, ball-sucking, spanking, footjobs, dildo's, butterscotching and the now-legendary reverse Dutch steamboat?
This is like the AOL list of sexual acts. Still it could be quite funny to let it loose on YouTube. Can't wait till a video of Nigella Lawson preparing a Turkey roast gets flagged as a fisting vid.
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Friday 18th November 2016 12:13 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Lack of Research
I always fail to be impressed by people trying to brag about their amazing knowledge - that middle paragraph would have been funny if it had been shorter and less explicit because the name of that last one is either brilliantly made up or genuinely silly.
It's not prudery, I just don't want to be put off my lunch.
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Friday 18th November 2016 13:25 GMT Hero Protagonist
Re: Lack of Research
"I always fail to be impressed by people trying to brag about their amazing knowledge - that middle paragraph would have been funny if it had been shorter and less explicit because the name of that last one is either brilliantly made up or genuinely silly."
Personally, I was more put off by the inappropriate apostrophe in "dildo's".
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Friday 18th November 2016 15:22 GMT VinceH
Re: Lack of Research
Ditto - but I'm slightly annoyed that the Urban Dictionary page for (Reverse) Dutch Steamboat mentions the Sorcerer's Apprentice, but with no link to a page to reveal what that is.
I'm guessing it might involve brooms (or broom handles).
Or buckets.
Or both.
I wonder if Paris knows?
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Friday 18th November 2016 16:28 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Lack of Research
I'm slightly annoyed that the Urban Dictionary page for (Reverse) Dutch Steamboat mentions the Sorcerer's Apprentice, but with no link to a page to reveal what that is.
Just copy and paste into the search bar. To save you the effort, it's cleaning/stimulating your partner's arse-crack with your own hair. Don't really get the point, myself; but as it's something I never intend to get closer to than reading about, that's fine.
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Friday 18th November 2016 13:25 GMT Teiwaz
Re: Lack of Research
It's not prudery, I just don't want to be put off my lunch.
- I only had the vaguest idea of most of them, especially the last.
Although I did experience a Homer Simpson moment at 'Butterscotching'
It's funnier because it's longer and more explicit, look up Monty Python, particularly Cheese Emporium, Medical love song and the Travel Agent Sketch.
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Friday 18th November 2016 12:28 GMT tony72
Re: Lack of Research
It's a creditable effort to recognise even that short list of acts to the claimed degree of accuracy, though, give them some credit. But if there's one thing the internet's not short of, it's source material to test this application on, so I imagine it will improve fast if it's being actively developed.
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Friday 18th November 2016 13:26 GMT TitterYeNot
Re: Lack of Research
"But if there's one thing the internet's not short of, it's source material to test this application on, so I imagine it will improve fast if it's being actively developed."
AI_Auto>wget www.pronhub.com
.....checking
.....Site categorized
AI_Auto>wget www.weirdsex.com
.....checking
.....Site categorized
AI_Auto>wget www.goatse.com
.....huh?
.....wtf?
>KERNEL PANIC!
>SHUTDOWN!
>SHUTDOWN NOW!!!!!!
....initiating syswipe
Hit any key to continue....
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Friday 18th November 2016 13:27 GMT Teiwaz
Re: CFCM?
French council of the Muslim Faith
Centre for Finance, Credit and Macroeconomics, and some Canadian church org
With the tories, the only approval is them watching everything you, just in case you might do something (I'm not convinced labour have killed new labours plans in that direction either).
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Friday 18th November 2016 12:26 GMT David Roberts
Probably needs sub-categories
Possibly based on location, gender, ethnicity and voting preference.
Don't want those down home white Christian (other religious fundamentalists are available) types watcing single sex and/or mixed race action.
By mistske, at least.
Master level is tests such as "only if it is a really good looking horse" and the like.
At least you can now blame the application if you request only chaste kissing but forget to specify where.