Re: Really?
Not to mention that a lot of the frameworks and layers and frameworks for those layers and the layers built on those frameworks are ironically designed to make Javascript less unmanageable and easier to use.
Now that Javascript has a central body and mainstream companies like IBM onboard the hipsters will move on and only the useful stuff will be left.
All the craply named products with little purpose will vanish.
Im not going to bother with my new product now:
More refined than a McDonalds milkshake and more proceased than a German cheese...meet Civet.
Using our own markup language you can pass your code through our "weasel rectum" pre-processor and generate Coffeescript which can then be passed into another pre-processor and converted into Javascript.
We'd explain why our system is better than other systems but you probably wouldn't understand.
What we can tell you is that our technology is guaranteed to be:
1. Obscure.
2. Not what anyone else is using.
3. Permanently in beta.
4. Forked every which way to Sunday.
5. Badly documented.
6. Laden with dozens of depencies that will take an afternoon to install.
7. Shipped with its own web server.
With our tech you can easily do what can easily be done with anything else such as:
1. Javascript alerts.
2. Parallax scrolling.
3. Import data from JSON.
4. Instantly bloat your project from 1 file to 20!
If you love scribbling in crayon and think a persons programming skill is relative to the obscurity of the tech they use...get Civet from our Github repo now!*
*Also available pre-packaged via a range of package managers nobody uses. Including:
Bockzz.io
Krayt.es
WundaR.ar
Phrrklift.it
and c0debin.ninja
*swings scarf round neck and twirls moustache*
Im done.