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We are indebted to "Lourdes" for this tweet. Omfg I'm at Home Depot and someone put pornhub on this refrigerator pic.twitter.com/BJgIOORZqC — Lourdes (@gossipgriII) September 29, 2016 The internet of fridges, huh! Head over to the comments to make your caption suggestion. ® President Lisa Simpson face palm

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  1. Bill M

    Cold Beer at Orgies

    I often fancy a cold beer after a work out at an orgy.

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    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
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      Happy

      Re: Cold Beer at Orgies

      Personally I prefer the hard stuff.

      Pass me the ice, and pour me a stiff one.

      No, don't stop pouring. Mine's a large one.

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    2. Pompous Git Silver badge
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      Pint

      Re: Cold Beer at Orgies

      I often fancy a cold beer after a work out at an orgy.

      I've never shagged a beer, at an orgy or otherwise. What's it like? Presumably your partner has a Bishop's Finger.

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  2. lafnlab
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    It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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  3. wolfetone Silver badge

    Internet Enabled Fridges: Measuring Temperature In Nipple Hardness since 2016

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    1. Voland's right hand Silver badge
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      It is not even an internet enabled fridge

      It is a tablet bolted onto a fridge. Real IoT and internet enabled fridge functionality somewhere right around absolute zero.

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  4. RockBurner

    "Home Depot white goods audition for part in 9 and a Half Weeks remake"

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      And then the dreaded wet cleanup in white goods aisle over the store PA. Sucks to be that guy.

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Clearly it's not frigid...

    ...I'll get my coat, it's cold out

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  6. psychonaut

    finally....

    somewhere i can keep the fanny batter fresh for weeks

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  7. Rich 11

    Rule 34

    The shop assistant is simple demonstrating that the shiny new internet-enabled refrigerator is perfectly suited to appeal to both the I-wank-in-the-kitchen-at-three-in-the-morning market and the but-honestly-love-I-only-came-for-an-orange-juice market.

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    1. TRT Silver badge
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      Re: Rule 34

      I'm a secret lemonade drinker...

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  8. Anonymous Coward
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    Aren't you supposed to take your sausage out of the fridge and not take it out at the fridge.

    Could work for dieters by showing something with one cup and two girls.

    Also, What can you order online from such an IoT fridge?

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    1. JudeKay (Written by Reg staff)
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      OK, who signed the Reg up to live sex cam spam?

      Speak up, you lot. Normally when we get an email with "discreet" in the subject line, it's somebody misspelling discrete and it's about disk drives.

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      1. Alistair
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        Re: OK, who signed the Reg up to live sex cam spam?

        JudeKay:

        Considering some of the 'new account' rants in certain threads, I'm guessing you folks have a) a new 'fan' and b) a fairly long list of new 'accounts' out there......

        But then getting the feeble-minded irritated and doing stupid stuff means you might be hitting the right buttons.

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        1. Stevie
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          Re: OK, who signed the Reg up to live sex cam spam?

          My guess would be an infuriated Home Despot bigwig or "web-enabled" fridge manufacturer.

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  9. Chris G

    Arse in the fridge

    Well, it would be nice to have something cool to slip into after a hard day at work.

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  10. Mystic Megabyte
    Happy

    True!

    I actually had freezer instructions that told me how to avoid "Freezer bum".

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  11. Tromos

    Pornhub fridge

    Where else would you take the hot chicks to chill out?

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  12. JimmyPage Silver badge
    FAIL

    Network security fail

    so, the implication is HomeDepots internet does not block PornHub by default ?

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    1. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge
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      Re: Network security fail

      But if they blocked PornHub some First Amendment advocate might threaten a Second Amendment solution and they would probably be backed by Net Neutrality advocates as well.

      Or perhaps this is simply an example of what happens when America hands over control of the Internet :-)

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  13. Anonymous Coward
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    Official advertising

    Pornhub outbid other advertisers to appear on this company's 'fridges.

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    1. Stevie
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      Re: Official advertising

      I'd have given you a beer but you are wearing that mask and they don't have straws here.

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  14. tr1ck5t3r

    Brings a whole new meaning to chilled fluids and chilled birds...

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    1. TRT Silver badge
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      Mayonnaise?

      Where we're going, we don't need mayonnaise.

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  15. lansalot

    Wouldn't cause a problem if they use Deep Freeze...

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  16. Ebec

    and a side order of...

    so will it order and a side order of Aphrodisiacs.. for you once connected to porn hub ?

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    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
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      Re: and a side order of...

      Our algorithm has ordered you carrot and oyster pie. Carrots so you can see in the dark, and oysters so there's something to look at.

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  17. Anonymous Coward
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    EReaders Wifey Enabled?

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  18. Tom_

    Come to Home Depot...

    ...and fill your kitchen with smeg.

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    1. wolfetone Silver badge
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      Re: Come to Home Depot...

      I find your sugestion a bit Indesit on a subject that could become a Hotpoint.

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      1. TRT Silver badge
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        Re: Come to Home Depot...

        Beko ause...?

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        1. wolfetone Silver badge
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          Re: Come to Home Depot...

          I Candy believe you have to ask why.

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          1. Anonymous Coward
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            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Come to Home Depot...

            No Siemens gags... really?

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            1. The Sod Particle
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              Re: Come to Home Depot...

              well if you're going to have a Bosch...

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              1. wolfetone Silver badge
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                Re: Come to Home Depot...

                You're all making a Miele of this.

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            2. Mark 65
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              Re: Come to Home Depot...

              No Siemens gags... really?

              Never thought you'd Asko

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  19. x 7

    well, it should know the right temperature to keep cucumbers and carrots.

    Also it should be able to warn when you're running out of condoms. You do keep your condoms in the fridge don't you? Makes them fit tighter and gives a rougher experience.

    What you really need is to link the fridge to Adultwork. That way you could synch booking an escort with the fridge automatically placing an order for the champagne

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  20. TRT Silver badge

    Ah... right... slight misunderstanding there. So you wanted ...

    a fridge which could display a live view of the contents of the salad drawer so that the user could tell if their lettuce was fresh without opening the door or even using a web browser at their office. You see, when you asked me for a feed from a webb cam ... well, naturally...

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    1. TRT Silver badge
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      Re: Ah... right... slight misunderstanding there.

      To be honest, you brought the problem on yourself when you asked if the LCD panel on the door could display what's on the top shelf.

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    2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
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      Re: Ah... right... slight misunderstanding there. So you wanted ...

      I need to know the contents of all my drawers, so I know if I have mayo on my meat and two veg...

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  21. emmanuel goldstein

    Home Depot salesman:

    "... and this is the Frankie Vaughan model ..."

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    1. Mark Chapman
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      Re: Home Depot salesman:

      Do you mean Frankie Boyle, or are you suggesting the easy listening singer likes a bit of porn?

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  22. Stevie

    Bah!

    In that case, shouldn't the door of this pornofridge be green?

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    1. TRT Silver badge
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      Re: Bah!

      Only if it's signed with a site certificate and using HTTPS...

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  23. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    In So-IoT Russia....

    Refrigerator makes you hot!!

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  24. Alister
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    Time for a remake!

    Debbie Does Sallad

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  25. MrKrotos

    Does it automatically use the interwebs to book an engineer in when it breaks down?

    Guy in overalls turns up "I've come to mend the fridge!"

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